On Sun, 05 Sep 2004 19:14:00 +0000, Gould 0738 wrote:

He was hanging for a while.

Right there on that poster that said, "Wanted Dead or Alive".

That was before he proved too tough to catch and we decided he was "no longer a
priority".

What *I* don't understand is that the Best of the US Intelligence can't
find Bin Laden, but tabloids like The Sun seem to always know where he is.
Last I read, he's in Atlanta, gambling and hangin' with hookers. He's even
been married several times, once to Saddam Hussein...



Lloyd

Lloyd Sumpter wrote:

On Sun, 05 Sep 2004 19:14:00 +0000, Gould 0738 wrote:

He was hanging for a while.

Right there on that poster that said, "Wanted Dead or Alive".

That was before he proved too tough to catch and we decided he was "no longer a
priority".

What *I* don't understand is that the Best of the US Intelligence can't
find Bin Laden, but tabloids like The Sun seem to always know where he is.
Last I read, he's in Atlanta, gambling and hangin' with hookers. He's even
been married several times, once to Saddam Hussein...



Lloyd


You silly Canadians. Everyone knows Osama is vacationing on the Dubya
Bush ranch in Texas, along with 10 or 15 other Saudis who are close
friends of the Bush family. Dubya may not know the tall, think fellow is
Osama, because he's been told the gent actually is the center on the
Ridyah University basketball team.

Remember, Lloyd...you heard this from me.


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Not dead, in jail, or a slave? Thank a liberal!
And don't forget to pay your taxes so the rich don't have to!

Lloyd Sumpter wrote in message .. .
On Sun, 05 Sep 2004 19:14:00 +0000, Gould 0738 wrote:

He was hanging for a while.

Right there on that poster that said, "Wanted Dead or Alive".

That was before he proved too tough to catch and we decided he was "no longer a
priority".

What *I* don't understand is that the Best of the US Intelligence can't
find Bin Laden, but tabloids like The Sun seem to always know where he is.
Last I read, he's in Atlanta, gambling and hangin' with hookers. He's even
been married several times, once to Saddam Hussein...



Lloyd

Once was at a friend's house, and one of his friends brought another
person to this party, and this guy was telling some far-fetched drivel
about Osama, and I asked where he heard that, and he told me, in a
straight face, "I read it in the National Enquirer"!!!! By the way,
he's a die-hard Republican.