A popular Madison barber shop had a new Robotic barber installed. A fellow
came in for a haircut. As the robot began to cut his hair, it asked him,
"What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "130", so the robot proceeded to make conversation about
physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened
intently, and thought,

"This is really cool."

Later, another gent came in for a haircut, and the robot asked him as it
began the haircut, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100", so the robot
started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to
himself,

"Wow, this is really cool."

Later on, a third guy came in to the barber shop. As with the others,the
robot barber asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "70". !
The robot then said, "So, I understand you Democrats are really excited
about John Kerry!