On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 08:14:46 -0400, DSK wrote:

Doug Kanter wrote:
We interrupt the political programming to bring you a boat question.

Hey! Cut it out!


My 14' Lund aluminum yacht has been exhibiting some odd behavior at the
transom, and the last foot of the sides. Lots of spray... ... ... ...
If the hull had somehow become misshapen, perhaps by the trailer bunks, it
seems it would be obvious, but perhaps not. How small a change to hull shape
cause this type of thing?

It's not the hull shape, it's the water that's changed. Scientists
around the world have observed this phenomenon and are very alarmed.
Since all living beings need water, it means the end of life on this
planet is approaching. But the scientists don't want to get embroiled in
a big political discussion, and besides what's the point in worrying
about it?

Your full of it - water that is. ;)

Clearly the dilithium and tritium crystals are causing a subspace
distortion which is affecting the Earth's water supplies and can only
be corrected by the proper application of tachyon particles through
the deflector dish.

Don't you guys know anything?

~~ sheesh ~~

Later,

Tom

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 08:14:46 -0400, DSK wrote:

Doug Kanter wrote:
We interrupt the political programming to bring you a boat question.

Hey! Cut it out!


My 14' Lund aluminum yacht has been exhibiting some odd behavior at the
transom, and the last foot of the sides. Lots of spray... ... ...
....
If the hull had somehow become misshapen, perhaps by the trailer bunks,
it
seems it would be obvious, but perhaps not. How small a change to hull
shape
cause this type of thing?

It's not the hull shape, it's the water that's changed. Scientists
around the world have observed this phenomenon and are very alarmed.
Since all living beings need water, it means the end of life on this
planet is approaching. But the scientists don't want to get embroiled in
a big political discussion, and besides what's the point in worrying
about it?

Your full of it - water that is. ;)

Clearly the dilithium and tritium crystals are causing a subspace
distortion which is affecting the Earth's water supplies and can only
be corrected by the proper application of tachyon particles through
the deflector dish.

Don't you guys know anything?

~~ sheesh ~~

Later,

Tom

Why didn't the guys at the marina know about this?

On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 16:08:58 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 08:14:46 -0400, DSK wrote:

Doug Kanter wrote:
We interrupt the political programming to bring you a boat question.

Hey! Cut it out!


My 14' Lund aluminum yacht has been exhibiting some odd behavior at the
transom, and the last foot of the sides. Lots of spray... ... ...
...
If the hull had somehow become misshapen, perhaps by the trailer bunks,
it
seems it would be obvious, but perhaps not. How small a change to hull
shape
cause this type of thing?

It's not the hull shape, it's the water that's changed. Scientists
around the world have observed this phenomenon and are very alarmed.
Since all living beings need water, it means the end of life on this
planet is approaching. But the scientists don't want to get embroiled in
a big political discussion, and besides what's the point in worrying
about it?

Your full of it - water that is. ;)

Clearly the dilithium and tritium crystals are causing a subspace
distortion which is affecting the Earth's water supplies and can only
be corrected by the proper application of tachyon particles through
the deflector dish.

Don't you guys know anything?

~~ sheesh ~~

Why didn't the guys at the marina know about this?

Got me. It only takes the crew on Star Trek:TNG 30 minutes to figure
out the deflector dish solution and another 14 minutes to make it so.

Later,

Tom

As soon as you eliminate global warming and subspace interferance as the cause
I would get a straight edge and look for a warp in the hull where the bunks
ride. I am not sure what you would do about it tho.

On 24 Aug 2004 17:28:02 GMT, (Greg) wrote:

As soon as you eliminate global warming and subspace interferance as the cause
I would get a straight edge and look for a warp in the hull where the bunks
ride. I am not sure what you would do about it tho.

Nah - the warp is how the boat goes from here to there - it's called a
warp drive I think. The bunks are where everybody sleeps while star
trekkin' across the universe.

Later,

Tom


Later,

Tom

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote in message . ..
On 24 Aug 2004 17:28:02 GMT, (Greg) wrote:

As soon as you eliminate global warming and subspace interferance as the cause
I would get a straight edge and look for a warp in the hull where the bunks
ride. I am not sure what you would do about it tho.

Nah - the warp is how the boat goes from here to there - it's called a
warp drive I think. The bunks are where everybody sleeps while star
trekkin' across the universe.



I think this sounds like he could have a damaged warp core ... A new
warp core should fix this, they can be ordered from
www.warpcores-r-us.com. Also these cores should be replaced before
antimatter can leak out....

These cores are touchy and most people arent careful enough which can
lead to core failure...



Matt

On 24 Aug 2004 23:21:28 -0700, (Matt Lang) wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote in message . ..
On 24 Aug 2004 17:28:02 GMT, (Greg) wrote:

As soon as you eliminate global warming and subspace interferance as the cause
I would get a straight edge and look for a warp in the hull where the bunks
ride. I am not sure what you would do about it tho.

Nah - the warp is how the boat goes from here to there - it's called a
warp drive I think. The bunks are where everybody sleeps while star
trekkin' across the universe.



I think this sounds like he could have a damaged warp core ... A new
warp core should fix this, they can be ordered from
www.warpcores-r-us.com. Also these cores should be replaced before
antimatter can leak out....

These cores are touchy and most people arent careful enough which can
lead to core failure...

Ah, well this thread wore a red shirt and we all know what that means:

It's dead, Jim - dead. :)

Later,

Tom
S. Woodstock, CT
-----------
"Angling may be said to be so
like the mathematics that it
can never be fully learnt..."

Izaak Walton "The Compleat Angler", 1653

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 16:08:58 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in
message
.. .
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 08:14:46 -0400, DSK wrote:

Doug Kanter wrote:
We interrupt the political programming to bring you a boat question.

Hey! Cut it out!


My 14' Lund aluminum yacht has been exhibiting some odd behavior at
the
transom, and the last foot of the sides. Lots of spray... ... ...
...
If the hull had somehow become misshapen, perhaps by the trailer
bunks,
it
seems it would be obvious, but perhaps not. How small a change to
hull
shape
cause this type of thing?

It's not the hull shape, it's the water that's changed. Scientists
around the world have observed this phenomenon and are very alarmed.
Since all living beings need water, it means the end of life on this
planet is approaching. But the scientists don't want to get embroiled
in
a big political discussion, and besides what's the point in worrying
about it?

Your full of it - water that is. ;)

Clearly the dilithium and tritium crystals are causing a subspace
distortion which is affecting the Earth's water supplies and can only
be corrected by the proper application of tachyon particles through
the deflector dish.

Don't you guys know anything?

~~ sheesh ~~

Why didn't the guys at the marina know about this?

Got me. It only takes the crew on Star Trek:TNG 30 minutes to figure
out the deflector dish solution and another 14 minutes to make it so.

Later,

Tom

I think it's time to post my question in one of the political newsgroups.
This NG is fried. Totally fried. :-)

On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 20:30:57 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 16:08:58 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in
message
.. .
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 08:14:46 -0400, DSK wrote:

Doug Kanter wrote:
We interrupt the political programming to bring you a boat question.

Hey! Cut it out!


My 14' Lund aluminum yacht has been exhibiting some odd behavior at
the
transom, and the last foot of the sides. Lots of spray... ... ...
...
If the hull had somehow become misshapen, perhaps by the trailer
bunks,
it
seems it would be obvious, but perhaps not. How small a change to
hull
shape
cause this type of thing?

It's not the hull shape, it's the water that's changed. Scientists
around the world have observed this phenomenon and are very alarmed.
Since all living beings need water, it means the end of life on this
planet is approaching. But the scientists don't want to get embroiled
in
a big political discussion, and besides what's the point in worrying
about it?

Your full of it - water that is. ;)

Clearly the dilithium and tritium crystals are causing a subspace
distortion which is affecting the Earth's water supplies and can only
be corrected by the proper application of tachyon particles through
the deflector dish.

Don't you guys know anything?

~~ sheesh ~~

Why didn't the guys at the marina know about this?

Got me. It only takes the crew on Star Trek:TNG 30 minutes to figure
out the deflector dish solution and another 14 minutes to make it so.

I think it's time to post my question in one of the political newsgroups.
This NG is fried. Totally fried. :-)

Yep...

Later,

Tom

I've heard of this odd behavior at the transom. I read in a manual something
about changing your prop wash.
Don't use any generic brands, get the kind that has smoothing agents in it.
Change frequently to you notice the Behavior correcting itself.
let us know how it works out.
--
Regards,
Ron






"Greg" wrote in message
...
As soon as you eliminate global warming and subspace interferance as the
cause
I would get a straight edge and look for a warp in the hull where the
bunks
ride. I am not sure what you would do about it tho.


--
Regards,
Ron
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 08:14:46 -0400, DSK wrote:

Doug Kanter wrote:
We interrupt the political programming to bring you a boat question.

Hey! Cut it out!


My 14' Lund aluminum yacht has been exhibiting some odd behavior at the
transom, and the last foot of the sides. Lots of spray... ... ...
....
If the hull had somehow become misshapen, perhaps by the trailer bunks,
it
seems it would be obvious, but perhaps not. How small a change to hull
shape
cause this type of thing?

It's not the hull shape, it's the water that's changed. Scientists
around the world have observed this phenomenon and are very alarmed.
Since all living beings need water, it means the end of life on this
planet is approaching. But the scientists don't want to get embroiled in
a big political discussion, and besides what's the point in worrying
about it?

Your full of it - water that is. ;)

Clearly the dilithium and tritium crystals are causing a subspace
distortion which is affecting the Earth's water supplies and can only
be corrected by the proper application of tachyon particles through
the deflector dish.

Don't you guys know anything?

~~ sheesh ~~

Later,

Tom