Sir:

Tell that to William Faulkner (cf. "Intruder int he Dust," "As I Lay
Dying")

Or, for that matter, to James Joyce.

Most sincerely,
W.T. Hatch

P.S. Yes, I am quite aware that both authors are deceased





It's really too bad that the breadth of your vocabulary far outweighs the
depth of your intellect.