Funny thing is the "hot-horn" sender melted on the block. I can imagine the
poor little thing screaming for help with no ears close enough to hear
it.....

-W

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Clams Canino" wrote in message
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Now sometime Sunday... a feller calls me on the cell phone. He got my
name
from a friend of a friend. He says he has a 90hp Merc that the muffs
fell
of
and he didn't notice - it seized.

Now I don't feel so weird about staring at the muffs on my motor as if I
were watching a rattlesnake approaching my boots. I have a neighbor who's
like Boomhauer or whatever his name is on "King of the Hill" - the guy
whose
speech it totally unintelligible.
"Doug...yerwatchinthemmuffsliketheregwyntafalloffh aveabeer". But, I just
stand there, staring. :-)

"Clams Canino" wrote
Funny thing is the "hot-horn" sender melted on the block.

So have I got this straight? This guy borrows some other guy's boat while
he's away and for some reason decides to run it on earmuffs? Unattended? Did
he mention what he was thinking? "I just went in the house for a minute to
smoke some more crack and when I came back..."