I just Heard a Dr. on TV say to have inner peace we should always finish
things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. So I looked
through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I
finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of
Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a
chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all
who need inner ****. An telum u luvum. And two al hve a Marry Crispmouse.