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....or "Don't Mess With Seniors"

My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a
parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a
break?"

He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an ass and he glared at me and
started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So my wife called him a turd. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused
him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our
bus arrived and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with Bernie Sanders stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that
we're retired. It's so important at our age!

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John H. wrote:
...or "Don't Mess With Seniors"

My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a
parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a
break?"

He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an ass and he glared at me and
started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So my wife called him a turd. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused
him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our
bus arrived and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with Bernie Sanders stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that
we're retired. It's so important at our age!


Good one!


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