A very wealthy Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies
and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time
drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the ladies.

At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll
give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.'

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw
Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing it in the
eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and
flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Leroy and the gator were both screaming and raising
hell. Finally, Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.
Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.

Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally, the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe
you a million dollars.'

'No, that's okay. I don't want it,’ said Leroy.

The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million
bucks then?'

‘No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something! That was amazing! How about a new
Porsche or a Rolex?

Again, Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'

Leroy said, 'I want the name of the Sumbich who pushed me in!'