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As he looked at her driver’s license the cop was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit. Taken aback, he couldn’t help but ask, “Do you have a gun in your possession?” She replied in her crackly voice, “Indeed, I do. Why I have a 45 automatic in the glove box.” The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons. She replied, “I have a 9 mm Glock in the center console.” The shocked trooper asked, “Is that all the weapons you are transporting?” The little old lady held up her purse and replied, “Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse.” Finally, the astonished trooper asked, “What are you afraid of?” And the little old lady smiled and replied: “Not a ****ing Thing.” |
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Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem.
Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. |
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True North Wrote in message:
Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Or a pin head like you, eh? -- x ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- http://usenet.sinaapp.com/ |
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On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:
Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ |
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On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. |
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On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 13:09:38 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:
On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote: On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. Not everyone's as bad as your little buddy, son. |
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True North Wrote in message:
On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote: On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. Ya right. All you need is a baseball bat to ward off all those dangerous baby seals. -- 7 x ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- http://usenet.sinaapp.com/ |
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True North wrote:
On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote: On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. Well, seems is if Halifax is not a real safe area, crime wise. Better to have a tool and not need it, than need a tool and be without it. |
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On Sun, 4 Mar 2018 00:17:43 -0000 (UTC), Bill wrote:
True North wrote: On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote: On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. Well, seems is if Halifax is not a real safe area, crime wise. Better to have a tool and not need it, than need a tool and be without it. Like a broom? Or mop? Or toilet brush? |
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On Saturday, 3 March 2018 20:17:45 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote: On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote: On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. Well, seems is if Halifax is not a real safe area, crime wise. Better to have a tool and not need it, than need a tool and be without it. Uh huh! Only time I was in San Francisco we were driving in from our motel in Redwood City during rush hour traffic. Got to an intersection where one driver was chasing another around a vehicle in front of about a hundred witnesses. You 'mericans are crazy as the bedbugs and seem prone to violence.. |
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On Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:01:15 UTC-4, True North wrote:
On Saturday, 3 March 2018 20:17:45 UTC-4, Bill wrote: True North wrote: On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote: On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. Well, seems is if Halifax is not a real safe area, crime wise. Better to have a tool and not need it, than need a tool and be without it. Uh huh! Only time I was in San Francisco we were driving in from our motel in Redwood City during rush hour traffic. Got to an intersection where one driver was chasing another around a vehicle in front of about a hundred witnesses. You 'mericans are crazy as the bedbugs and seem prone to violence. Oh forgot to report...the chaser was after the chasee with a tire iron. |
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Bill wrote:
As he looked at her driver’s license the cop was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit. Taken aback, he couldn’t help but ask, “Do you have a gun in your possession?” She replied in her crackly voice, “Indeed, I do. Why I have a 45 automatic in the glove box.” The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons. She replied, “I have a 9 mm Glock in the center console.” The shocked trooper asked, “Is that all the weapons you are transporting?” The little old lady held up her purse and replied, “Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse.” Finally, the astonished trooper asked, “What are you afraid of?” And the little old lady smiled and replied: “Not a ****ing Thing.” ! |
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True North wrote:
Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Nails don't attack hammers. |
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True North wrote:
On Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:01:15 UTC-4, True North wrote: On Saturday, 3 March 2018 20:17:45 UTC-4, Bill wrote: True North wrote: On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote: On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. Well, seems is if Halifax is not a real safe area, crime wise. Better to have a tool and not need it, than need a tool and be without it. Uh huh! Only time I was in San Francisco we were driving in from our motel in Redwood City during rush hour traffic. Got to an intersection where one driver was chasing another around a vehicle in front of about a hundred witnesses. You 'mericans are crazy as the bedbugs and seem prone to violence. Oh forgot to report...the chaser was after the chasee with a tire iron. The Trailer Park Boys are always firing guns. They are always drink or high, too! |
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"They are always drink" ????
What did Margaret ever see in you to bring y'all in from the street a give y'all a job? |
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True North wrote:
On Saturday, 3 March 2018 20:17:45 UTC-4, Bill wrote: True North wrote: On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote: On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. Well, seems is if Halifax is not a real safe area, crime wise. Better to have a tool and not need it, than need a tool and be without it. Uh huh! Only time I was in San Francisco we were driving in from our motel in Redwood City during rush hour traffic. Got to an intersection where one driver was chasing another around a vehicle in front of about a hundred witnesses. You 'mericans are crazy as the bedbugs and seem prone to violence. Sounds like you were in Redwood City, not San Francisco. Were probably immigrants from Halifax. |
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True North wrote:
On Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:01:15 UTC-4, True North wrote: On Saturday, 3 March 2018 20:17:45 UTC-4, Bill wrote: True North wrote: On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote: On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. Well, seems is if Halifax is not a real safe area, crime wise. Better to have a tool and not need it, than need a tool and be without it. Uh huh! Only time I was in San Francisco we were driving in from our motel in Redwood City during rush hour traffic. Got to an intersection where one driver was chasing another around a vehicle in front of about a hundred witnesses. You 'mericans are crazy as the bedbugs and seem prone to violence. Oh forgot to report...the chaser was after the chasee with a tire iron. But you claim we all use guns. |
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Bill Wrote in message:
True North wrote: On Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:01:15 UTC-4, True North wrote: On Saturday, 3 March 2018 20:17:45 UTC-4, Bill wrote: True North wrote: On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote: On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. Well, seems is if Halifax is not a real safe area, crime wise. Better to have a tool and not need it, than need a tool and be without it. Uh huh! Only time I was in San Francisco we were driving in from our motel in Redwood City during rush hour traffic. Got to an intersection where one driver was chasing another around a vehicle in front of about a hundred witnesses. You 'mericans are crazy as the bedbugs and seem prone to violence. Oh forgot to report...the chaser was after the chasee with a tire iron. But you claim we all use guns. Recreational halucenagens are legal in Halifax. Can you imagine what would happen if they were allowed to have guns too? That tiny overcrowded city of sin would turn into a mini Chicago. -- x ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- http://usenet.sinaapp.com/ |
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True North wrote: On Saturday, 3 March 2018 20:17:45 UTC-4, Bill wrote: True North wrote: On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote: On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. Well, seems is if Halifax is not a real safe area, crime wise. Better to have a tool and not need it, than need a tool and be without it. Uh huh! Only time I was in San Francisco we were driving in from our motel in Redwood City during rush hour traffic. Got to an intersection where one driver was chasing another around a vehicle in front of about a hundred witnesses. You 'mericans are crazy as the bedbugs and seem prone to violence. Sounds like you were in Redwood City, not San Francisco. Were probably immigrants from Halifax. I got trained in Redwood City on some ARPA net hardware made by AMPEX. I didn't notice a broom factory, but there must have been some other janitorial business there, that Donnie was tending to. Tourists don't stay in Redwood City. -- x ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- http://usenet.sinaapp.com/ |
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On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 18:01:14 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:
On Saturday, 3 March 2018 20:17:45 UTC-4, Bill wrote: True North wrote: On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote: On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. Well, seems is if Halifax is not a real safe area, crime wise. Better to have a tool and not need it, than need a tool and be without it. Uh huh! Only time I was in San Francisco we were driving in from our motel in Redwood City during rush hour traffic. Got to an intersection where one driver was chasing another around a vehicle in front of about a hundred witnesses. You 'mericans are crazy as the bedbugs and seem prone to violence. You got 'the bedbugs', eh son? |
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On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 19:15:49 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:
"They are always drink" ???? What did Margaret ever see in you to bring y'all in from the street a give y'all a job? '...from the street a give...'? And you are correcting someone else? Better go hunt your bedbugs instead. |
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John H. Wrote in message:
On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 19:15:49 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: "They are always drink" ???? What did Margaret ever see in you to bring y'all in from the street a give y'all a job? '...from the street a give...'? And you are correcting someone else? Better go hunt your bedbugs instead. Halifax modeled itself after the famous old Scollay Square. -- x ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- http://usenet.sinaapp.com/ |
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justan wrote:
Bill Wrote in message: True North wrote: On Saturday, 3 March 2018 20:17:45 UTC-4, Bill wrote: True North wrote: On Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:26:16 UTC-4, John H wrote: On Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:30:25 -0800 (PST), True North wrote: Y'all are highly amusing. Guns are the answer to any problem. Reminds me of that saying about to a man with a hammer....every problem is a nail. Better tell your fat buddy, son. https://www.flickr.com/photos/harryk...7680796955795/ I suppose if I lived in 'merica I'd feel the need for a gun to protect myself from all y'all gun nuts. Well, seems is if Halifax is not a real safe area, crime wise. Better to have a tool and not need it, than need a tool and be without it. Uh huh! Only time I was in San Francisco we were driving in from our motel in Redwood City during rush hour traffic. Got to an intersection where one driver was chasing another around a vehicle in front of about a hundred witnesses. You 'mericans are crazy as the bedbugs and seem prone to violence. Sounds like you were in Redwood City, not San Francisco. Were probably immigrants from Halifax. I got trained in Redwood City on some ARPA net hardware made by AMPEX. I didn't notice a broom factory, but there must have been some other janitorial business there, that Donnie was tending to. Tourists don't stay in Redwood City. I spent a lot of nights in Redwood City. Was the location of the county computer system. Which I maintained. |
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True North wrote:
"They are always drink" ???? What did Margaret ever see in you to bring y'all in from the street a give y'all a job? Say what??? |
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