Hugh the Manatee
 

There was a man who owned some water front property in Florida. He was
very happy with his property until he realized the there was a manatee
that constantly swam in the waters that were "his".

This became more and more irksome to the man, until he could stand it no
longer. At last he resolved to rid himself of the troublesome creature.

Calling to it he said "hey, what's your name?"

"Hugh," came the reply, as Hugh obligingly swam over to the man. At this
point the man grabbed Hugh and began to beat him viciously. The police
were called and the man arrested.

When the case came to trial, his lawyer argued it should be thrown out
of court - since assault against a marine mammal was not an offense.

The judge overruled this argument. "Clearly," he said, "this is a crime
against Hugh manatee."

Hugh the Manatee
 

On Sat, 17 Feb 2018 15:28:21 -0500, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:


There was a man who owned some water front property in Florida. He was
very happy with his property until he realized the there was a manatee
that constantly swam in the waters that were "his".

This became more and more irksome to the man, until he could stand it no
longer. At last he resolved to rid himself of the troublesome creature.

Calling to it he said "hey, what's your name?"

"Hugh," came the reply, as Hugh obligingly swam over to the man. At this
point the man grabbed Hugh and began to beat him viciously. The police
were called and the man arrested.

When the case came to trial, his lawyer argued it should be thrown out
of court - since assault against a marine mammal was not an offense.

The judge overruled this argument. "Clearly," he said, "this is a crime
against Hugh manatee."

The ironic thing is you would get it a lot more trouble for beating up
a manatee than you would for beating up your neighbor.
.... but I digress ;-)

Hugh the Manatee
 

"Mr. Luddite" Wrote in message:

There was a man who owned some water front property in Florida. He was
very happy with his property until he realized the there was a manatee
that constantly swam in the waters that were "his".

This became more and more irksome to the man, until he could stand it no
longer. At last he resolved to rid himself of the troublesome creature.

Calling to it he said "hey, what's your name?"

"Hugh," came the reply, as Hugh obligingly swam over to the man. At this
point the man grabbed Hugh and began to beat him viciously. The police
were called and the man arrested.

When the case came to trial, his lawyer argued it should be thrown out
of court - since assault against a marine mammal was not an offense.

The judge overruled this argument. "Clearly," he said, "this is a crime
against Hugh manatee."


Ewwww. :-)
--
x

Hugh the Manatee
 

On Sat, 17 Feb 2018 16:17:16 -0500 (EST), justan wrote:

"Mr. Luddite" Wrote in message:

There was a man who owned some water front property in Florida. He was
very happy with his property until he realized the there was a manatee
that constantly swam in the waters that were "his".

This became more and more irksome to the man, until he could stand it no
longer. At last he resolved to rid himself of the troublesome creature.

Calling to it he said "hey, what's your name?"

"Hugh," came the reply, as Hugh obligingly swam over to the man. At this
point the man grabbed Hugh and began to beat him viciously. The police
were called and the man arrested.

When the case came to trial, his lawyer argued it should be thrown out
of court - since assault against a marine mammal was not an offense.

The judge overruled this argument. "Clearly," he said, "this is a crime
against Hugh manatee."


Ewwww. :-)

I wholeheartedly agree with the above post.

Hugh the Manatee
 

On 2/17/2018 4:38 PM, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 17 Feb 2018 16:17:16 -0500 (EST), justan wrote:

"Mr. Luddite" Wrote in message:

There was a man who owned some water front property in Florida. He was
very happy with his property until he realized the there was a manatee
that constantly swam in the waters that were "his".

This became more and more irksome to the man, until he could stand it no
longer. At last he resolved to rid himself of the troublesome creature.

Calling to it he said "hey, what's your name?"

"Hugh," came the reply, as Hugh obligingly swam over to the man. At this
point the man grabbed Hugh and began to beat him viciously. The police
were called and the man arrested.

When the case came to trial, his lawyer argued it should be thrown out
of court - since assault against a marine mammal was not an offense.

The judge overruled this argument. "Clearly," he said, "this is a crime
against Hugh manatee."


Ewwww. :-)

I wholeheartedly agree with the above post.



Hey, I just flipped my windshield wipers up and opened a new container
of ice melt in preparation for more snow tonight. Gimmee a break.

Hugh the Manatee
 

On Saturday, February 17, 2018 at 5:02:58 PM UTC-5, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/17/2018 4:38 PM, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 17 Feb 2018 16:17:16 -0500 (EST), justan wrote:

"Mr. Luddite" Wrote in message:

There was a man who owned some water front property in Florida. He was
very happy with his property until he realized the there was a manatee
that constantly swam in the waters that were "his".

This became more and more irksome to the man, until he could stand it no
longer. At last he resolved to rid himself of the troublesome creature.

Calling to it he said "hey, what's your name?"

"Hugh," came the reply, as Hugh obligingly swam over to the man. At this
point the man grabbed Hugh and began to beat him viciously. The police
were called and the man arrested.

When the case came to trial, his lawyer argued it should be thrown out
of court - since assault against a marine mammal was not an offense.

The judge overruled this argument. "Clearly," he said, "this is a crime
against Hugh manatee."


Ewwww. :-)

I wholeheartedly agree with the above post.



Hey, I just flipped my windshield wipers up and opened a new container
of ice melt in preparation for more snow tonight. Gimmee a break.

Sorry to say, but it will be high 70's to 80 through Thursday here. Stuff is starting to bloom.

Hope you get some relief soon.

Hugh the Manatee
 

On Saturday, 17 February 2018 18:02:58 UTC-4, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/17/2018 4:38 PM, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 17 Feb 2018 16:17:16 -0500 (EST), justan wrote:

"Mr. Luddite" Wrote in message:

There was a man who owned some water front property in Florida. He was
very happy with his property until he realized the there was a manatee
that constantly swam in the waters that were "his".

This became more and more irksome to the man, until he could stand it no
longer. At last he resolved to rid himself of the troublesome creature.

Calling to it he said "hey, what's your name?"

"Hugh," came the reply, as Hugh obligingly swam over to the man. At this
point the man grabbed Hugh and began to beat him viciously. The police
were called and the man arrested.

When the case came to trial, his lawyer argued it should be thrown out
of court - since assault against a marine mammal was not an offense.

The judge overruled this argument. "Clearly," he said, "this is a crime
against Hugh manatee."


Ewwww. :-)

I wholeheartedly agree with the above post.



Hey, I just flipped my windshield wipers up and opened a new container
of ice melt in preparation for more snow tonight. Gimmee a break.

We're expecting that snow tomorrow so I won't bother standing my wiper blades up. Hate having them freeze to the windshield.

Hugh the Manatee
 

On 2/17/18 8:47 PM, True North wrote:
On Saturday, 17 February 2018 18:02:58 UTC-4, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/17/2018 4:38 PM, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 17 Feb 2018 16:17:16 -0500 (EST), justan wrote:

"Mr. Luddite" Wrote in message:

There was a man who owned some water front property in Florida. He was
very happy with his property until he realized the there was a manatee
that constantly swam in the waters that were "his".

This became more and more irksome to the man, until he could stand it no
longer. At last he resolved to rid himself of the troublesome creature.

Calling to it he said "hey, what's your name?"

"Hugh," came the reply, as Hugh obligingly swam over to the man. At this
point the man grabbed Hugh and began to beat him viciously. The police
were called and the man arrested.

When the case came to trial, his lawyer argued it should be thrown out
of court - since assault against a marine mammal was not an offense.

The judge overruled this argument. "Clearly," he said, "this is a crime
against Hugh manatee."


Ewwww. :-)

I wholeheartedly agree with the above post.



Hey, I just flipped my windshield wipers up and opened a new container
of ice melt in preparation for more snow tonight. Gimmee a break.

We're expecting that snow tomorrow so I won't bother standing my wiper blades up. Hate having them freeze to the windshield.


We lucked out...just a bit of snow, some freezing rain. No biggie.

Hugh the Manatee
 

Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 2/17/18 8:47 PM, True North wrote:
On Saturday, 17 February 2018 18:02:58 UTC-4, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/17/2018 4:38 PM, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 17 Feb 2018 16:17:16 -0500 (EST), justan wrote:

"Mr. Luddite" Wrote in message:

There was a man who owned some water front property in Florida. He was
very happy with his property until he realized the there was a manatee
that constantly swam in the waters that were "his".

This became more and more irksome to the man, until he could stand it no
longer. At last he resolved to rid himself of the troublesome creature.

Calling to it he said "hey, what's your name?"

"Hugh," came the reply, as Hugh obligingly swam over to the man. At this
point the man grabbed Hugh and began to beat him viciously. The police
were called and the man arrested.

When the case came to trial, his lawyer argued it should be thrown out
of court - since assault against a marine mammal was not an offense.

The judge overruled this argument. "Clearly," he said, "this is a crime
against Hugh manatee."


Ewwww. :-)

I wholeheartedly agree with the above post.



Hey, I just flipped my windshield wipers up and opened a new container
of ice melt in preparation for more snow tonight. Gimmee a break.

We're expecting that snow tomorrow so I won't bother standing my wiper blades up. Hate having them freeze to the windshield.


We lucked out...just a bit of snow, some freezing rain. No biggie.


We lucked out as wel. Another gorgeous weekend. :-)
--
x

Hugh the Manatee
 

On Sat, 17 Feb 2018 17:13:46 -0800 (PST), Its Me
wrote:

On Saturday, February 17, 2018 at 5:02:58 PM UTC-5, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/17/2018 4:38 PM, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 17 Feb 2018 16:17:16 -0500 (EST), justan wrote:

"Mr. Luddite" Wrote in message:

There was a man who owned some water front property in Florida. He was
very happy with his property until he realized the there was a manatee
that constantly swam in the waters that were "his".

This became more and more irksome to the man, until he could stand it no
longer. At last he resolved to rid himself of the troublesome creature.

Calling to it he said "hey, what's your name?"

"Hugh," came the reply, as Hugh obligingly swam over to the man. At this
point the man grabbed Hugh and began to beat him viciously. The police
were called and the man arrested.

When the case came to trial, his lawyer argued it should be thrown out
of court - since assault against a marine mammal was not an offense.

The judge overruled this argument. "Clearly," he said, "this is a crime
against Hugh manatee."


Ewwww. :-)

I wholeheartedly agree with the above post.



Hey, I just flipped my windshield wipers up and opened a new container
of ice melt in preparation for more snow tonight. Gimmee a break.

Sorry to say, but it will be high 70's to 80 through Thursday here. Stuff is starting to bloom.

Hope you get some relief soon.

Yup I am about to give up on the hot tub for the year and get serious
about the pool again. I am already in it now and then but it is still
a little chilly for a Florida boy. I am guessing 75-76 but I can't
keep the thermometer in it. Deuce keeps "retrieving" it for me. Same
with the chlorine floater or anything else we throw in there. He has
even dragged the pool cleaner out a few times. Fortunately the pump
wasn't running.