Dead Penguins
 

I never knew this about penguins

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins
on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go? Well, wonder no more !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and
complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as
maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have
been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep
enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Then they kick him in the ice hole."

Did you really believe that I know anything about penguins? It's so easy to fool OLD people..
I am sorry; the devil made me do it!!!

Dead Penguins
 

Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

Dead Penguins
 

On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 8:51:29 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

You have no standing to judge jokes... we've recently seen what you think is funny. Feeding corpses to sharks.

Dead Penguins
 

On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:26:33 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 8:51:29 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

You have no standing to judge jokes... we've recently seen what you think is funny. Feeding corpses to sharks.

Hee hee...you didn't think that was humorous?
Remember we were talking about The John and one of his biggest turds.

Dead Penguins
 

On 1/21/18 11:59 AM, True North wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:26:33 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 8:51:29 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

You have no standing to judge jokes... we've recently seen what you think is funny. Feeding corpses to sharks.

Hee hee...you didn't think that was humorous?
Remember we were talking about The John and one of his biggest turds.


What's funny is Jack Goff's "Its Me" mama naming him Jackoff. Perfect joke.

Dead Penguins
 

On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 12:04:16 PM UTC-5, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 1/21/18 11:59 AM, True North wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:26:33 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 8:51:29 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

You have no standing to judge jokes... we've recently seen what you think is funny. Feeding corpses to sharks.

Hee hee...you didn't think that was humorous?
Remember we were talking about The John and one of his biggest turds.


What's funny is Jack Goff's "Its Me" mama naming him Jackoff. Perfect joke.

Poor harold. Karen wouldn't take his name and holds the deed to *her* house. *That's* funny!

Dead Penguins
 

On Sunday, 21 January 2018 08:51:29 UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

Easily solved. Don't read 'em. Doesn't take but about a thimbleful of brains to figure that out.

Dead Penguins
 

On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:59:54 UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:26:33 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 8:51:29 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

You have no standing to judge jokes... we've recently seen what you think is funny. Feeding corpses to sharks.

Hee hee...you didn't think that was humorous?
Remember we were talking about The John and one of his biggest turds.

Mind in your toilet bowl again, eh? Why not be sociable like you are in your emails?

Dead Penguins
 

On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 1:43:15 PM UTC-5, John H wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:59:54 UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:26:33 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 8:51:29 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

You have no standing to judge jokes... we've recently seen what you think is funny. Feeding corpses to sharks.

Hee hee...you didn't think that was humorous?
Remember we were talking about The John and one of his biggest turds.

Mind in your toilet bowl again, eh? Why not be sociable like you are in your emails?

He emails you? I'm glad mine is a throw-away one.

Dead Penguins
 

On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 12:58:59 -0800 (PST), Its Me wrote:

On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 1:43:15 PM UTC-5, John H wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:59:54 UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:26:33 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 8:51:29 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

You have no standing to judge jokes... we've recently seen what you think is funny. Feeding corpses to sharks.

Hee hee...you didn't think that was humorous?
Remember we were talking about The John and one of his biggest turds.

Mind in your toilet bowl again, eh? Why not be sociable like you are in your emails?

He emails you? I'm glad mine is a throw-away one.

Yeah, he has. Very sociable too! Don't understand why he persists in being such an ass here, unless
it's to impress someone.