Dead Penguins
 

I never knew this about penguins

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins
on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go? Well, wonder no more !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and
complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as
maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have
been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep
enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Then they kick him in the ice hole."

Did you really believe that I know anything about penguins? It's so easy to fool OLD people..
I am sorry; the devil made me do it!!!

Dead Penguins
 

Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

Dead Penguins
 

On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 8:51:29 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

You have no standing to judge jokes... we've recently seen what you think is funny. Feeding corpses to sharks.

Dead Penguins
 

On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:26:33 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 8:51:29 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

You have no standing to judge jokes... we've recently seen what you think is funny. Feeding corpses to sharks.

Hee hee...you didn't think that was humorous?
Remember we were talking about The John and one of his biggest turds.

Dead Penguins
 

On 1/21/18 11:59 AM, True North wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:26:33 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 8:51:29 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

You have no standing to judge jokes... we've recently seen what you think is funny. Feeding corpses to sharks.

Hee hee...you didn't think that was humorous?
Remember we were talking about The John and one of his biggest turds.


What's funny is Jack Goff's "Its Me" mama naming him Jackoff. Perfect joke.

Dead Penguins
 

On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 12:04:16 PM UTC-5, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 1/21/18 11:59 AM, True North wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:26:33 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 8:51:29 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

You have no standing to judge jokes... we've recently seen what you think is funny. Feeding corpses to sharks.

Hee hee...you didn't think that was humorous?
Remember we were talking about The John and one of his biggest turds.


What's funny is Jack Goff's "Its Me" mama naming him Jackoff. Perfect joke.

Poor harold. Karen wouldn't take his name and holds the deed to *her* house. *That's* funny!

Dead Penguins
 

On Sunday, 21 January 2018 08:51:29 UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

Easily solved. Don't read 'em. Doesn't take but about a thimbleful of brains to figure that out.

Dead Penguins
 

On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:59:54 UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:26:33 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 8:51:29 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

You have no standing to judge jokes... we've recently seen what you think is funny. Feeding corpses to sharks.

Hee hee...you didn't think that was humorous?
Remember we were talking about The John and one of his biggest turds.

Mind in your toilet bowl again, eh? Why not be sociable like you are in your emails?

Dead Penguins
 

On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 1:43:15 PM UTC-5, John H wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:59:54 UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:26:33 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 8:51:29 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

You have no standing to judge jokes... we've recently seen what you think is funny. Feeding corpses to sharks.

Hee hee...you didn't think that was humorous?
Remember we were talking about The John and one of his biggest turds.

Mind in your toilet bowl again, eh? Why not be sociable like you are in your emails?

He emails you? I'm glad mine is a throw-away one.

Dead Penguins
 

On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 12:58:59 -0800 (PST), Its Me wrote:

On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 1:43:15 PM UTC-5, John H wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:59:54 UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:26:33 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 8:51:29 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

You have no standing to judge jokes... we've recently seen what you think is funny. Feeding corpses to sharks.

Hee hee...you didn't think that was humorous?
Remember we were talking about The John and one of his biggest turds.

Mind in your toilet bowl again, eh? Why not be sociable like you are in your emails?

He emails you? I'm glad mine is a throw-away one.

Yeah, he has. Very sociable too! Don't understand why he persists in being such an ass here, unless
it's to impress someone.

Dead Penguins
 

On Sunday, 21 January 2018 16:59:00 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 1:43:15 PM UTC-5, John H wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:59:54 UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:26:33 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 8:51:29 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

You have no standing to judge jokes... we've recently seen what you think is funny. Feeding corpses to sharks.

Hee hee...you didn't think that was humorous?
Remember we were talking about The John and one of his biggest turds.

Mind in your toilet bowl again, eh? Why not be sociable like you are in your emails?

He emails you? I'm glad mine is a throw-away one.

Duh...The John e-mailed me first. I thought is was only polite to respond, after all I am a Canadian.

Dead Penguins
 

True North wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 16:59:00 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 1:43:15 PM UTC-5, John H wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:59:54 UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:26:33 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 8:51:29 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter
this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

You have no standing to judge jokes... we've recently seen what you
think is funny. Feeding corpses to sharks.

Hee hee...you didn't think that was humorous?
Remember we were talking about The John and one of his biggest turds.

Mind in your toilet bowl again, eh? Why not be sociable like you are in your emails?

He emails you? I'm glad mine is a throw-away one.

Duh...The John e-mailed me first. I thought is was only polite to
respond, after all I am a Canadian.


******** Herring emailed me a few months ago. Filter caught it. Dunno what
venom he was spewing in it.

--
Posted with my iPhone 8+.

Dead Penguins
 

On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 17:23:26 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

True North wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 16:59:00 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 1:43:15 PM UTC-5, John H wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:59:54 UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:26:33 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 8:51:29 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter
this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

You have no standing to judge jokes... we've recently seen what you
think is funny. Feeding corpses to sharks.

Hee hee...you didn't think that was humorous?
Remember we were talking about The John and one of his biggest turds.

Mind in your toilet bowl again, eh? Why not be sociable like you are in your emails?

He emails you? I'm glad mine is a throw-away one.

Duh...The John e-mailed me first. I thought is was only polite to
respond, after all I am a Canadian.


******** Herring emailed me a few months ago. Filter caught it. Dunno what
venom he was spewing in it.

He was responding to the two you sent him.

Dead Penguins
 

On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 14:15:24 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Sunday, 21 January 2018 16:59:00 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 1:43:15 PM UTC-5, John H wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:59:54 UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Sunday, 21 January 2018 11:26:33 UTC-4, Its Me wrote:
On Sunday, January 21, 2018 at 8:51:29 AM UTC-5, True North wrote:
Man...your jokes are as bad as that other guy who likes to litter this 'boating newsgroup' with them.

You have no standing to judge jokes... we've recently seen what you think is funny. Feeding corpses to sharks.

Hee hee...you didn't think that was humorous?
Remember we were talking about The John and one of his biggest turds.

Mind in your toilet bowl again, eh? Why not be sociable like you are in your emails?

He emails you? I'm glad mine is a throw-away one.

Duh...The John e-mailed me first. I thought is was only polite to respond, after all I am a Canadian.

Politeness is good. Why not try the same sociability here?

Dead Penguins
 

On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 17:23:26 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:


******** Herring emailed me a few months ago. Filter caught it. Dunno what
venom he was spewing in it.

I look at most of my Email. I don't have a problem sorting it in my
mind.

Dead Penguins
 

On 1/21/18 6:42 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 17:23:26 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:


******** Herring emailed me a few months ago. Filter caught it. Dunno what
venom he was spewing in it.

I look at most of my Email. I don't have a problem sorting it in my
mind.


I filter out spam. I consider Herring spam.

Dead Penguins
 

On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 19:56:47 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 1/21/18 6:42 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 17:23:26 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:


******** Herring emailed me a few months ago. Filter caught it. Dunno what
venom he was spewing in it.

I look at most of my Email. I don't have a problem sorting it in my
mind.


I filter out spam. I consider Herring spam.

A person you address a half dozen times a day here in just too
overwhelming in your in box?

Dead Penguins
 

On Mon, 22 Jan 2018 00:38:52 -0500, wrote:

On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 19:56:47 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 1/21/18 6:42 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 17:23:26 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:


******** Herring emailed me a few months ago. Filter caught it. Dunno what
venom he was spewing in it.

I look at most of my Email. I don't have a problem sorting it in my
mind.


I filter out spam. I consider Herring spam.

A person you address a half dozen times a day here in just too
overwhelming in your in box?

LOL!

Notice how he forgets the two he sent me!

Dead Penguins
 

On 1/22/18 12:38 AM, wrote:
On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 19:56:47 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 1/21/18 6:42 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 17:23:26 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:


******** Herring emailed me a few months ago. Filter caught it. Dunno what
venom he was spewing in it.

I look at most of my Email. I don't have a problem sorting it in my
mind.


I filter out spam. I consider Herring spam.

A person you address a half dozen times a day here in just too
overwhelming in your in box?


I like to keep racists out of my inbox. I check and empty the filters
every so often, and, of course, one can do that without reading the
messages. Oh, and I don't "address" Herring at all in here.

Dead Penguins
 

On Mon, 22 Jan 2018 08:43:11 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 1/22/18 12:38 AM, wrote:
On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 19:56:47 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 1/21/18 6:42 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 17:23:26 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:


******** Herring emailed me a few months ago. Filter caught it. Dunno what
venom he was spewing in it.

I look at most of my Email. I don't have a problem sorting it in my
mind.


I filter out spam. I consider Herring spam.

A person you address a half dozen times a day here in just too
overwhelming in your in box?


I like to keep racists out of my inbox. I check and empty the filters
every so often, and, of course, one can do that without reading the
messages. Oh, and I don't "address" Herring at all in here.

That's one and I have only read 2 notes so far today.

Dead Penguins
 

On 1/22/18 12:05 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 22 Jan 2018 08:43:11 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 1/22/18 12:38 AM, wrote:
On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 19:56:47 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 1/21/18 6:42 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 17:23:26 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:


******** Herring emailed me a few months ago. Filter caught it. Dunno what
venom he was spewing in it.

I look at most of my Email. I don't have a problem sorting it in my
mind.


I filter out spam. I consider Herring spam.

A person you address a half dozen times a day here in just too
overwhelming in your in box?


I like to keep racists out of my inbox. I check and empty the filters
every so often, and, of course, one can do that without reading the
messages. Oh, and I don't "address" Herring at all in here.

That's one and I have only read 2 notes so far today.


When is the last time you saw a post of mine either directly addressed
to Herring the Racist or in direct response to a post of his? I luckily
don't even see any of Herring's posts unless someone else whose posts I
read requote him. My email is more restrictive.

Dead Penguins
 

On Mon, 22 Jan 2018 12:27:41 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

I like to keep racists out of my inbox. I check and empty the filters
every so often, and, of course, one can do that without reading the
messages. Oh, and I don't "address" Herring at all in here.

That's one and I have only read 2 notes so far today.


When is the last time you saw a post of mine either directly addressed
to Herring the Racist or in direct response to a post of his? I luckily
don't even see any of Herring's posts unless someone else whose posts I
read requote him. My email is more restrictive.

That's 2

Dead Penguins
 

On 1/22/2018 12:27 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 1/22/18 12:05 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 22 Jan 2018 08:43:11 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 1/22/18 12:38 AM, wrote:
On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 19:56:47 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 1/21/18 6:42 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 17:23:26 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:


******** Herring emailed me a few months ago. Filter caught it.
Dunno what
venom he was spewing in it.

I look at most of my Email. I don't have a problem sorting it in my
mind.


I filter out spam.Â* I consider Herring spam.

A person you address a half dozen times a day here in just too
overwhelming in your in box?


I like to keep racists out of my inbox. I check and empty the filters
every so often, and, of course, one can do that without reading the
messages. Oh, and I don't "address" Herring at all in here.

That's one and I have only read 2 notes so far today.


When is the last time you saw a post of mine either directly addressed
to Herring the Racist or in direct response to a post of his?Â* I luckily
don't even see any of Herring's posts unless someone else whose posts I
read requote him. My email is more restrictive.


You are just so awesome.

Personally, I am not afraid to read posts or reply to posts from people
who I don't agree with. Only ones I am not interested in are the off
the wall, childish crap that people like Slammer or "No Name" posts.

Gee. I even reply to your posts that are usually intended only to
insult someone.

Dead Penguins
 

On Mon, 22 Jan 2018 12:45:28 -0500, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 1/22/2018 12:27 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 1/22/18 12:05 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 22 Jan 2018 08:43:11 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 1/22/18 12:38 AM, wrote:
On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 19:56:47 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 1/21/18 6:42 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 17:23:26 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:


******** Herring emailed me a few months ago. Filter caught it.
Dunno what
venom he was spewing in it.

I look at most of my Email. I don't have a problem sorting it in my
mind.


I filter out spam.* I consider Herring spam.

A person you address a half dozen times a day here in just too
overwhelming in your in box?


I like to keep racists out of my inbox. I check and empty the filters
every so often, and, of course, one can do that without reading the
messages. Oh, and I don't "address" Herring at all in here.

That's one and I have only read 2 notes so far today.


When is the last time you saw a post of mine either directly addressed
to Herring the Racist or in direct response to a post of his?* I luckily
don't even see any of Herring's posts unless someone else whose posts I
read requote him. My email is more restrictive.


You are just so awesome.

Personally, I am not afraid to read posts or reply to posts from people
who I don't agree with. Only ones I am not interested in are the off
the wall, childish crap that people like Slammer or "No Name" posts.

Gee. I even reply to your posts that are usually intended only to
insult someone.


Yeah, but you're not afraid to answer hard questions!

Dead Penguins
 

On 1/22/18 12:45 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 1/22/2018 12:27 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 1/22/18 12:05 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 22 Jan 2018 08:43:11 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 1/22/18 12:38 AM, wrote:
On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 19:56:47 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 1/21/18 6:42 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 21 Jan 2018 17:23:26 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:


******** Herring emailed me a few months ago. Filter caught it.
Dunno what
venom he was spewing in it.

I look at most of my Email. I don't have a problem sorting it in my
mind.


I filter out spam.Â* I consider Herring spam.

A person you address a half dozen times a day here in just too
overwhelming in your in box?


I like to keep racists out of my inbox. I check and empty the filters
every so often, and, of course, one can do that without reading the
messages. Oh, and I don't "address" Herring at all in here.

That's one and I have only read 2 notes so far today.


When is the last time you saw a post of mine either directly addressed
to Herring the Racist or in direct response to a post of his?Â* I
luckily don't even see any of Herring's posts unless someone else
whose posts I read requote him. My email is more restrictive.


You are just so awesome.

Personally, I am not afraid to read posts or reply to posts from people
who I don't agree with.Â* Only ones I am not interested in are the off
the wall, childish crap that people like Slammer or "No Name" posts.

Gee.Â* I even reply to your posts that are usually intended only to
insult someone.



Fear has nothing to do with it. It's Herring's racism I find annoying,
that and the fact that most of what he posts here is TDC. There are a
couple of others on that list for the same reason, and I don't read
posts from guy here who posts only old and tired and wordy jokes.