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On Thursday, 18 January 2018 10:22:26 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jan 2018 20:11:23 -0500, Alex wrote:

Think they have healthcare right? They can't even deal with the dead...

http://www.newser.com/story/254238/f...-3-bodies.html



A section on the Serenity Funeral Home website reads: "There are labels that are used to make sure
it is next to impossible to receive the incorrect remains."

I'll just bet they wish they'd had Don White check the spelling on all those labels!


Don't know why all y'all are so worried about this. If all y'all died in Nova Scotia they just feed your decaying corpse to the sharks that like to vacation off our coast.
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On 1/18/18 9:40 AM, True North wrote:
On Thursday, 18 January 2018 10:22:26 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jan 2018 20:11:23 -0500, Alex wrote:

Think they have healthcare right? They can't even deal with the dead...

http://www.newser.com/story/254238/f...-3-bodies.html



A section on the Serenity Funeral Home website reads: "There are labels that are used to make sure
it is next to impossible to receive the incorrect remains."

I'll just bet they wish they'd had Don White check the spelling on all those labels!


Don't know why all y'all are so worried about this. If all y'all died in Nova Scotia they just feed your decaying corpse to the sharks that like to vacation off our coast.


Isn't it illegal to feed racist garbage like John Herring to sharks?
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On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 06:40:44 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 10:22:26 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jan 2018 20:11:23 -0500, Alex wrote:

Think they have healthcare right? They can't even deal with the dead...

http://www.newser.com/story/254238/f...-3-bodies.html



A section on the Serenity Funeral Home website reads: "There are labels that are used to make sure
it is next to impossible to receive the incorrect remains."

I'll just bet they wish they'd had Don White check the spelling on all those labels!


Don't know why all y'all are so worried about this. If all y'all died in Nova Scotia they just feed your decaying corpse to the sharks that like to vacation off our coast.


What? Alex or I worry? No way!

Surely you got a chuckle out of the story.
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On Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:33:25 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 06:40:44 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 10:22:26 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jan 2018 20:11:23 -0500, Alex wrote:

Think they have healthcare right? They can't even deal with the dead....

http://www.newser.com/story/254238/f...-3-bodies.html


A section on the Serenity Funeral Home website reads: "There are labels that are used to make sure
it is next to impossible to receive the incorrect remains."

I'll just bet they wish they'd had Don White check the spelling on all those labels!


Don't know why all y'all are so worried about this. If all y'all died in Nova Scotia they just feed your decaying corpse to the sharks that like to vacation off our coast.


What? Alex or I worry? No way!

Surely you got a chuckle out of the story.


That story was all over the local news yesterday.
When Mom dies about 6 years ago, they insisted that we have a viewing prior to cremation to avoid a mix up like the one out west at that time. Of course this meant paying the makeup artist and renting a coffin so I could go view and confirm that it was her.
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On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 10:23:47 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:33:25 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 06:40:44 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 10:22:26 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jan 2018 20:11:23 -0500, Alex wrote:

Think they have healthcare right? They can't even deal with the dead...

http://www.newser.com/story/254238/f...-3-bodies.html


A section on the Serenity Funeral Home website reads: "There are labels that are used to make sure
it is next to impossible to receive the incorrect remains."

I'll just bet they wish they'd had Don White check the spelling on all those labels!

Don't know why all y'all are so worried about this. If all y'all died in Nova Scotia they just feed your decaying corpse to the sharks that like to vacation off our coast.


What? Alex or I worry? No way!

Surely you got a chuckle out of the story.


That story was all over the local news yesterday.
When Mom dies about 6 years ago, they insisted that we have a viewing prior to cremation to avoid a mix up like the one out west at that time. Of course this meant paying the makeup artist and renting a coffin so I could go view and confirm that it was her.


Why a makeup artist and coffin rental, if the whole purpose is just to ensure the body is the
correct one?


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John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 10:23:47 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:33:25 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 06:40:44 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 10:22:26 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jan 2018 20:11:23 -0500, Alex wrote:

Think they have healthcare right? They can't even deal with the dead...

http://www.newser.com/story/254238/f...-3-bodies.html


A section on the Serenity Funeral Home website reads: "There are
labels that are used to make sure
it is next to impossible to receive the incorrect remains."

I'll just bet they wish they'd had Don White check the spelling on all those labels!

Don't know why all y'all are so worried about this. If all y'all died
in Nova Scotia they just feed your decaying corpse to the sharks that
like to vacation off our coast.

What? Alex or I worry? No way!

Surely you got a chuckle out of the story.


That story was all over the local news yesterday.
When Mom dies about 6 years ago, they insisted that we have a viewing
prior to cremation to avoid a mix up like the one out west at that time.
Of course this meant paying the makeup artist and renting a coffin so I
could go view and confirm that it was her.


Why a makeup artist and coffin rental, if the whole purpose is just to
ensure the body is the
correct one?


Why worry? Some things are not really worth that much. How many
pioneers were buried next to the trail and a wooden cross thAt might last a
year planted.

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On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 13:51:33 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 10:23:47 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:33:25 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 06:40:44 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 10:22:26 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jan 2018 20:11:23 -0500, Alex wrote:

Think they have healthcare right? They can't even deal with the dead...

http://www.newser.com/story/254238/f...-3-bodies.html


A section on the Serenity Funeral Home website reads: "There are labels that are used to make sure
it is next to impossible to receive the incorrect remains."

I'll just bet they wish they'd had Don White check the spelling on all those labels!

Don't know why all y'all are so worried about this. If all y'all died in Nova Scotia they just feed your decaying corpse to the sharks that like to vacation off our coast.

What? Alex or I worry? No way!

Surely you got a chuckle out of the story.


That story was all over the local news yesterday.
When Mom dies about 6 years ago, they insisted that we have a viewing prior to cremation to avoid a mix up like the one out west at that time. Of course this meant paying the makeup artist and renting a coffin so I could go view and confirm that it was her.


Why a makeup artist and coffin rental, if the whole purpose is just to ensure the body is the
correct one?


I always thought the whole concept was pretty morbid. When the doctor
told my mom was dead, I believed him. I didn't need to see for myself.
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On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 15:59:29 -0500, wrote:

On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 13:51:33 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 10:23:47 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:33:25 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 06:40:44 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 10:22:26 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jan 2018 20:11:23 -0500, Alex wrote:

Think they have healthcare right? They can't even deal with the dead...

http://www.newser.com/story/254238/f...-3-bodies.html


A section on the Serenity Funeral Home website reads: "There are labels that are used to make sure
it is next to impossible to receive the incorrect remains."

I'll just bet they wish they'd had Don White check the spelling on all those labels!

Don't know why all y'all are so worried about this. If all y'all died in Nova Scotia they just feed your decaying corpse to the sharks that like to vacation off our coast.

What? Alex or I worry? No way!

Surely you got a chuckle out of the story.

That story was all over the local news yesterday.
When Mom dies about 6 years ago, they insisted that we have a viewing prior to cremation to avoid a mix up like the one out west at that time. Of course this meant paying the makeup artist and renting a coffin so I could go view and confirm that it was her.


Why a makeup artist and coffin rental, if the whole purpose is just to ensure the body is the
correct one?


I always thought the whole concept was pretty morbid. When the doctor
told my mom was dead, I believed him. I didn't need to see for myself.


When the funeral home tried to sell me a casket for my mother, I asked, "Why, she's going to be
cremated. Why buy a casket that will be burnt?
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On Thursday, 18 January 2018 14:51:33 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 10:23:47 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:33:25 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 06:40:44 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 10:22:26 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jan 2018 20:11:23 -0500, Alex wrote:

Think they have healthcare right? They can't even deal with the dead...

http://www.newser.com/story/254238/f...-3-bodies.html


A section on the Serenity Funeral Home website reads: "There are labels that are used to make sure
it is next to impossible to receive the incorrect remains."

I'll just bet they wish they'd had Don White check the spelling on all those labels!

Don't know why all y'all are so worried about this. If all y'all died in Nova Scotia they just feed your decaying corpse to the sharks that like to vacation off our coast.

What? Alex or I worry? No way!

Surely you got a chuckle out of the story.


That story was all over the local news yesterday.
When Mom dies about 6 years ago, they insisted that we have a viewing prior to cremation to avoid a mix up like the one out west at that time. Of course this meant paying the makeup artist and renting a coffin so I could go view and confirm that it was her.


Why a makeup artist and coffin rental, if the whole purpose is just to ensure the body is the
correct one?


That's what they insisted on. Wife worked with the wife of one of the funeral directors where her mother went. He said he'd identify her mother for her ...no need for viewing etc. Saved almost $2K.


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