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[email protected] October 22nd 17 02:45 AM

Ding Dong the witch is dead
 
The ficus tree is on the curb.
The biggest of those logs is about 1000 pounds. I hope the claw truck
is working well. Not bad work for an old guy tho.
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/fichus%20killer.jpg
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Tree%20on%20the%20curb.jpg

I am guessing 3 18 wheelers
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Hort%20pile%2010-21.jpg


Keyser Soze October 22nd 17 02:56 AM

Ding Dong the witch is dead
 
On 10/21/17 9:45 PM, wrote:
The ficus tree is on the curb.
The biggest of those logs is about 1000 pounds. I hope the claw truck
is working well. Not bad work for an old guy tho.
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/fichus%20killer.jpg
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Tree%20on%20the%20curb.jpg

I am guessing 3 18 wheelers
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Hort%20pile%2010-21.jpg


I knew you could fool those duck guys into cutting down the tree and
maybe painting your fence, too, Tom Sawyer.

[email protected] October 22nd 17 03:41 AM

Ding Dong the witch is dead
 
On Sat, 21 Oct 2017 21:56:33 -0400, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 10/21/17 9:45 PM, wrote:
The ficus tree is on the curb.
The biggest of those logs is about 1000 pounds. I hope the claw truck
is working well. Not bad work for an old guy tho.
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/fichus%20killer.jpg
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Tree%20on%20the%20curb.jpg

I am guessing 3 18 wheelers
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Hort%20pile%2010-21.jpg


I knew you could fool those duck guys into cutting down the tree and
maybe painting your fence, too, Tom Sawyer.


You know, I looked around and those duck ****ers were nowhere to be
seen. My neighbor came over to help but he slipped away as soon as he
could. I go a little too fast for most people and I don't stop very
often.
I don't know how many tons of hort I moved in the last several weeks
but a smaller part of that tree was 8 tons when I took it down several
years ago and it filled a 30 yard dumpster.
That was just the biggest tree. We had lots of stuff down here.
I just found out I am taking down another one here tomorrow, a 30' sea
grape.

Mr. Luddite[_4_] October 22nd 17 03:55 AM

Ding Dong the witch is dead
 
On 10/21/2017 10:41 PM, wrote:
On Sat, 21 Oct 2017 21:56:33 -0400, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 10/21/17 9:45 PM,
wrote:
The ficus tree is on the curb.
The biggest of those logs is about 1000 pounds. I hope the claw truck
is working well. Not bad work for an old guy tho.
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/fichus%20killer.jpg
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Tree%20on%20the%20curb.jpg

I am guessing 3 18 wheelers
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Hort%20pile%2010-21.jpg


I knew you could fool those duck guys into cutting down the tree and
maybe painting your fence, too, Tom Sawyer.


You know, I looked around and those duck ****ers were nowhere to be
seen. My neighbor came over to help but he slipped away as soon as he
could. I go a little too fast for most people and I don't stop very
often.
I don't know how many tons of hort I moved in the last several weeks
but a smaller part of that tree was 8 tons when I took it down several
years ago and it filled a 30 yard dumpster.
That was just the biggest tree. We had lots of stuff down here.
I just found out I am taking down another one here tomorrow, a 30' sea
grape.



You're a regular Paul Bunyan.

https://tinyurl.com/ybzztu9s

[email protected] October 22nd 17 04:44 AM

Ding Dong the witch is dead
 
On Sat, 21 Oct 2017 22:55:05 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 10/21/2017 10:41 PM, wrote:
On Sat, 21 Oct 2017 21:56:33 -0400, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 10/21/17 9:45 PM,
wrote:
The ficus tree is on the curb.
The biggest of those logs is about 1000 pounds. I hope the claw truck
is working well. Not bad work for an old guy tho.
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/fichus%20killer.jpg
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Tree%20on%20the%20curb.jpg

I am guessing 3 18 wheelers
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Hort%20pile%2010-21.jpg


I knew you could fool those duck guys into cutting down the tree and
maybe painting your fence, too, Tom Sawyer.


You know, I looked around and those duck ****ers were nowhere to be
seen. My neighbor came over to help but he slipped away as soon as he
could. I go a little too fast for most people and I don't stop very
often.
I don't know how many tons of hort I moved in the last several weeks
but a smaller part of that tree was 8 tons when I took it down several
years ago and it filled a 30 yard dumpster.
That was just the biggest tree. We had lots of stuff down here.
I just found out I am taking down another one here tomorrow, a 30' sea
grape.



You're a regular Paul Bunyan.

https://tinyurl.com/ybzztu9s


I was expecting Monte Python ;-)

John H[_2_] October 22nd 17 12:12 PM

Ding Dong the witch is dead
 
On Sat, 21 Oct 2017 21:45:33 -0400, wrote:

The ficus tree is on the curb.
The biggest of those logs is about 1000 pounds. I hope the claw truck
is working well. Not bad work for an old guy tho.
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/fichus%20killer.jpg
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Tree%20on%20the%20curb.jpg

I am guessing 3 18 wheelers
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Hort%20pile%2010-21.jpg


Up here most of that would be run through a chipper (diesel operated of course). Then you'd probably
be down to a couple deuce-and-a-halfs.

justan October 22nd 17 01:56 PM

Ding Dong the witch is dead
 
Wrote in message:
The ficus tree is on the curb.
The biggest of those logs is about 1000 pounds. I hope the claw truck
is working well. Not bad work for an old guy tho.
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/fichus%20killer.jpg
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Tree%20on%20the%20curb.jpg

I am guessing 3 18 wheelers
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Hort%20pile%2010-21.jpg



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[email protected] October 22nd 17 02:17 PM

Ding Dong the witch is dead
 
On Sun, 22 Oct 2017 07:12:25 -0400, John H
wrote:

On Sat, 21 Oct 2017 21:45:33 -0400, wrote:

The ficus tree is on the curb.
The biggest of those logs is about 1000 pounds. I hope the claw truck
is working well. Not bad work for an old guy tho.
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/fichus%20killer.jpg
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Tree%20on%20the%20curb.jpg

I am guessing 3 18 wheelers
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Hort%20pile%2010-21.jpg


Up here most of that would be run through a chipper (diesel operated of course). Then you'd probably
be down to a couple deuce-and-a-halfs.


I haven't seen a chipper with a 3 foot throat. The county says they
are planning on 2.5 to 3 million yards of stuff so the chipper method
might be to slow. They are here with a gradall and 10 yard dump
trucks. It is going to be a while for that too. Last time (Charley)
they had 18 wheelers.
That was a contractor, this is county DOT.

John H[_2_] October 22nd 17 02:25 PM

Ding Dong the witch is dead
 
On Sun, 22 Oct 2017 09:17:24 -0400, wrote:

On Sun, 22 Oct 2017 07:12:25 -0400, John H
wrote:

On Sat, 21 Oct 2017 21:45:33 -0400,
wrote:

The ficus tree is on the curb.
The biggest of those logs is about 1000 pounds. I hope the claw truck
is working well. Not bad work for an old guy tho.
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/fichus%20killer.jpg
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Tree%20on%20the%20curb.jpg

I am guessing 3 18 wheelers
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Hort%20pile%2010-21.jpg


Up here most of that would be run through a chipper (diesel operated of course). Then you'd probably
be down to a couple deuce-and-a-halfs.


I haven't seen a chipper with a 3 foot throat. The county says they
are planning on 2.5 to 3 million yards of stuff so the chipper method
might be to slow. They are here with a gradall and 10 yard dump
trucks. It is going to be a while for that too. Last time (Charley)
they had 18 wheelers.
That was a contractor, this is county DOT.


'Most' (as in volume). The biggest chipper I've seen (and used) would take up to 12" (according to
the manufacturer). About the biggest we put in it was 8-10". No, the ficus wouldn't go there! I was
thinking the piles in your last picture.

Mr. Luddite[_4_] October 22nd 17 02:26 PM

Ding Dong the witch is dead
 
On 10/22/2017 9:17 AM, wrote:
On Sun, 22 Oct 2017 07:12:25 -0400, John H
wrote:

On Sat, 21 Oct 2017 21:45:33 -0400,
wrote:

The ficus tree is on the curb.
The biggest of those logs is about 1000 pounds. I hope the claw truck
is working well. Not bad work for an old guy tho.
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/fichus%20killer.jpg
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Tree%20on%20the%20curb.jpg

I am guessing 3 18 wheelers
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Hort%20pile%2010-21.jpg


Up here most of that would be run through a chipper (diesel operated of course). Then you'd probably
be down to a couple deuce-and-a-halfs.


I haven't seen a chipper with a 3 foot throat. The county says they
are planning on 2.5 to 3 million yards of stuff so the chipper method
might be to slow. They are here with a gradall and 10 yard dump
trucks. It is going to be a while for that too. Last time (Charley)
they had 18 wheelers.
That was a contractor, this is county DOT.



Some of those chippers are pretty amazing though. I was watching a crew
remove a large tree from a congested, developed area. They use a huge
crane to lift the tree in sections after being cut by a nut with a
chainsaw, hanging halfway up the tree on a rope. They then cut the
limbs off and fed a chipper with long sections up to a foot in diameter.
They bogged the diesel engine down a bit but chewed them up. The
larger tree trunk sections were hauled away uncut to be processed into
firewood or other usages.




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