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Bill wrote:
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On 4/25/17 9:13 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said,
"Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow
passenger.

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger,
"What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no
life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said.. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer
excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why
do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I
have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or
life after death, when you don't know ****?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

I wonder if that story is too long to make it a sig line?

Cute story, but since god is a canard, anyone is equipped to discuss
god, heaven and hell, and life after death. If you have some factually
based proof of the existence of god, heaven, hell, life after death, et
cetera, spit it out and I'll be glad to read it.

Where did the universe start?


Where does it end?? What's beyond that? That **** freaks me out.
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Alex wrote:
Bill wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
On 4/25/17 9:13 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he
turned to her and said,
"Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow
passenger.

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger,
"What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no
life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said.. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer
excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why
do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I
have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or
life after death, when you don't know ****?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

I wonder if that story is too long to make it a sig line?

Cute story, but since god is a canard, anyone is equipped to discuss
god, heaven and hell, and life after death. If you have some factually
based proof of the existence of god, heaven, hell, life after death, et
cetera, spit it out and I'll be glad to read it.

Where did the universe start?


Where does it end?? What's beyond that? That **** freaks me out.


Why worry. Nada we can do about it. More important items to worry about.


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On Tue, 25 Apr 2017 19:43:45 -0400, Alex wrote:

Where did the universe start?


Where does it end?? What's beyond that? That **** freaks me out.


The universe will go on forever. This planet and this solar system is
on borrowed time. The sun is going to run out of fuel eventually and
**** will go downhill after that. Without the mass, it will expand and
eat the planets. Without the energy everything dies and we just become
a big chunk of dark matter ... or so one theory goes.
I suppose the apocalypse and the rapture is another ;-)

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On Tue, 25 Apr 2017 19:43:45 -0400, Alex wrote:

Where did the universe start?


Where does it end?? What's beyond that? That **** freaks me out.


The universe will go on forever. This planet and this solar system is
on borrowed time. The sun is going to run out of fuel eventually and
**** will go downhill after that. Without the mass, it will expand and
eat the planets. Without the energy everything dies and we just become
a big chunk of dark matter ... or so one theory goes.
I suppose the apocalypse and the rapture is another ;-)



Zombies. What Harry is storing guns and ammo for.

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