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Keyser Söze April 25th 17 06:19 PM

A short atheistic story
 
Bill wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
On 4/25/17 9:13 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he
turned to her and said,
"Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker
if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow
passenger.

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger,
"What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no
life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said.. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer
excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why
do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I
have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or
life after death, when you don't know ****?"

And then she went back to reading her book.


I wonder if that story is too long to make it a sig line?


Cute story, but since god is a canard, anyone is equipped to discuss
god, heaven and hell, and life after death. If you have some factually
based proof of the existence of god, heaven, hell, life after death, et
cetera, spit it out and I'll be glad to read it.


Where did the universe start?



In Da Bronx, of course.

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[email protected] April 25th 17 06:30 PM

A short atheistic story
 
On Tue, 25 Apr 2017 12:14:46 -0400, Keyser Soze
wrote:

Well, of course you'd say that because you cannot come up with a sliver
of factually based proof for the existence of god, heaven, hell, life
after death, et
cetera. Mankind has been evolving its beliefs in gods and god for
thousands of years, but there isn't any proof for any of it. Even the
Age of Enlightenment wasn't able to do away with the horrors of
"organized" religion.


You can't show me any proof of what the climate will be like in 100
years but you are willing to spread those scary stories around too.


Bill[_12_] April 25th 17 07:06 PM

A short atheistic story
 
wrote:
On Tue, 25 Apr 2017 12:14:46 -0400, Keyser Soze
wrote:

Well, of course you'd say that because you cannot come up with a sliver
of factually based proof for the existence of god, heaven, hell, life
after death, et
cetera. Mankind has been evolving its beliefs in gods and god for
thousands of years, but there isn't any proof for any of it. Even the
Age of Enlightenment wasn't able to do away with the horrors of
"organized" religion.


You can't show me any proof of what the climate will be like in 100
years but you are willing to spread those scary stories around too.



Why were we in an ice age 10,000 years ago?


Mr. Luddite April 25th 17 08:14 PM

A short atheistic story
 
On 4/25/2017 12:33 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 4/25/17 12:19 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/25/2017 12:14 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 4/25/17 11:59 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 4/25/17 9:13 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he
turned to her and said,
"Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow
passenger.

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to
the total stranger,
"What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no
God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no
life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said.. "Those could be interesting topics but let me
ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I
have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or
life after death, when you don't know ****?"

And then she went back to reading her book.


I wonder if that story is too long to make it a sig line?


Cute story, but since god is a canard, anyone is equipped to discuss
god, heaven and hell, and life after death. If you have some factually
based proof of the existence of god, heaven, hell, life after
death, et
cetera, spit it out and I'll be glad to read it.


To which I'd say exactly what the little girl said. " You don't
know ****"


Well, of course you'd say that because you cannot come up with a sliver
of factually based proof for the existence of god, heaven, hell, life
after death, et
cetera. Mankind has been evolving its beliefs in gods and god for
thousands of years, but there isn't any proof for any of it. Even the
Age of Enlightenment wasn't able to do away with the horrors of
"organized" religion.





Harry, you *really* need some new material. You've repeated your gospel
here at least 1,000 times.




Maybe. I'm still waiting for one of the god acolytes here to present
*any* factually based proof for the existence of god, heaven, hell, life
after death, et cetera.



Why is that? Nervous?

Keyser Söze April 25th 17 08:25 PM

A short atheistic story
 
Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/25/2017 12:33 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 4/25/17 12:19 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/25/2017 12:14 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 4/25/17 11:59 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 4/25/17 9:13 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he
turned to her and said,
"Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow
passenger.

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to
the total stranger,
"What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no
God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no
life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said.. "Those could be interesting topics but let me
ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I
have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or
life after death, when you don't know ****?"

And then she went back to reading her book.


I wonder if that story is too long to make it a sig line?


Cute story, but since god is a canard, anyone is equipped to discuss
god, heaven and hell, and life after death. If you have some factually
based proof of the existence of god, heaven, hell, life after
death, et
cetera, spit it out and I'll be glad to read it.


To which I'd say exactly what the little girl said. " You don't
know ****"


Well, of course you'd say that because you cannot come up with a sliver
of factually based proof for the existence of god, heaven, hell, life
after death, et
cetera. Mankind has been evolving its beliefs in gods and god for
thousands of years, but there isn't any proof for any of it. Even the
Age of Enlightenment wasn't able to do away with the horrors of
"organized" religion.




Harry, you *really* need some new material. You've repeated your gospel
here at least 1,000 times.




Maybe. I'm still waiting for one of the god acolytes here to present
*any* factually based proof for the existence of god, heaven, hell, life
after death, et cetera.



Why is that? Nervous?


Intellectual curiosity, something Trumpites find heretical.

--
Posted with my iPhone 7+.

Keyser Söze April 25th 17 08:25 PM

A short atheistic story
 
justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 4/25/17 11:59 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 4/25/17 9:13 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:



Well, of course you'd say that because you cannot come up with a sliver
of factually based proof for the existence of god, heaven, hell, life
after death, et
cetera. Mankind has been evolving its beliefs in gods and god for
thousands of years, but there isn't any proof for any of it. Even the
Age of Enlightenment wasn't able to do away with the horrors of
"organized" religion.


You dont know ****


Au contraire,,, I know of you and you are ****.

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Mr. Luddite April 25th 17 08:45 PM

A short atheistic story
 
On 4/25/2017 3:25 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/25/2017 12:33 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 4/25/17 12:19 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/25/2017 12:14 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 4/25/17 11:59 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 4/25/17 9:13 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he
turned to her and said,
"Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow
passenger.

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to
the total stranger,
"What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no
God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no
life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said.. "Those could be interesting topics but let me
ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I
have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or
life after death, when you don't know ****?"

And then she went back to reading her book.


I wonder if that story is too long to make it a sig line?


Cute story, but since god is a canard, anyone is equipped to discuss
god, heaven and hell, and life after death. If you have some factually
based proof of the existence of god, heaven, hell, life after
death, et
cetera, spit it out and I'll be glad to read it.


To which I'd say exactly what the little girl said. " You don't
know ****"


Well, of course you'd say that because you cannot come up with a sliver
of factually based proof for the existence of god, heaven, hell, life
after death, et
cetera. Mankind has been evolving its beliefs in gods and god for
thousands of years, but there isn't any proof for any of it. Even the
Age of Enlightenment wasn't able to do away with the horrors of
"organized" religion.




Harry, you *really* need some new material. You've repeated your gospel
here at least 1,000 times.




Maybe. I'm still waiting for one of the god acolytes here to present
*any* factually based proof for the existence of god, heaven, hell, life
after death, et cetera.



Why is that? Nervous?


Intellectual curiosity, something Trumpites find heretical.



The proof you are looking for is an inward, private and individual
thing. You don't have to subscribe but it's not your call to define
anything to anyone.

I've always thought that those who have the most to say about religion
and/or are the most critical of the beliefs of others seem to be the
most insecure in their own skin.




Keyser Soze April 25th 17 09:16 PM

A short atheistic story
 
On 4/25/17 3:45 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/25/2017 3:25 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/25/2017 12:33 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 4/25/17 12:19 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/25/2017 12:14 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 4/25/17 11:59 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 4/25/17 9:13 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he
turned to her and said,
"Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow
passenger.

The little girl, who had just started to read her book,
replied to
the total stranger,
"What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no
God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no
life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said.. "Those could be interesting topics but let me
ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I
have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel
qualified to
discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or
life after death, when you don't know ****?"

And then she went back to reading her book.


I wonder if that story is too long to make it a sig line?


Cute story, but since god is a canard, anyone is equipped to
discuss
god, heaven and hell, and life after death. If you have some
factually
based proof of the existence of god, heaven, hell, life after
death, et
cetera, spit it out and I'll be glad to read it.


To which I'd say exactly what the little girl said. " You don't
know ****"


Well, of course you'd say that because you cannot come up with a
sliver
of factually based proof for the existence of god, heaven, hell, life
after death, et
cetera. Mankind has been evolving its beliefs in gods and god for
thousands of years, but there isn't any proof for any of it. Even the
Age of Enlightenment wasn't able to do away with the horrors of
"organized" religion.




Harry, you *really* need some new material. You've repeated your
gospel
here at least 1,000 times.



Maybe. I'm still waiting for one of the god acolytes here to present
*any* factually based proof for the existence of god, heaven, hell,
life
after death, et cetera.


Why is that? Nervous?


Intellectual curiosity, something Trumpites find heretical.



The proof you are looking for is an inward, private and individual
thing. You don't have to subscribe but it's not your call to define
anything to anyone.

I've always thought that those who have the most to say about religion
and/or are the most critical of the beliefs of others seem to be the
most insecure in their own skin.




No, the proof *I* am looking for is factually based, backed up with
evidence. And I'm not trying to define anything in god. What I can
define is what is NOT there, such as any factually based proof.

Actually, if self-described christians in this country didn't expend so
much time, money, and effort trying to force and forcing their beliefs
on those who feel differently, I wouldn't pay any attention to the
horrors they inflict on society.

Bill[_12_] April 25th 17 09:16 PM

A short atheistic story
 
Keyser Söze wrote:
Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/25/2017 12:33 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 4/25/17 12:19 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/25/2017 12:14 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 4/25/17 11:59 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 4/25/17 9:13 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he
turned to her and said,
"Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow
passenger.

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to
the total stranger,
"What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no
God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no
life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said.. "Those could be interesting topics but let me
ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I
have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or
life after death, when you don't know ****?"

And then she went back to reading her book.


I wonder if that story is too long to make it a sig line?


Cute story, but since god is a canard, anyone is equipped to discuss
god, heaven and hell, and life after death. If you have some factually
based proof of the existence of god, heaven, hell, life after
death, et
cetera, spit it out and I'll be glad to read it.


To which I'd say exactly what the little girl said. " You don't
know ****"


Well, of course you'd say that because you cannot come up with a sliver
of factually based proof for the existence of god, heaven, hell, life
after death, et
cetera. Mankind has been evolving its beliefs in gods and god for
thousands of years, but there isn't any proof for any of it. Even the
Age of Enlightenment wasn't able to do away with the horrors of
"organized" religion.




Harry, you *really* need some new material. You've repeated your gospel
here at least 1,000 times.




Maybe. I'm still waiting for one of the god acolytes here to present
*any* factually based proof for the existence of god, heaven, hell, life
after death, et cetera.



Why is that? Nervous?


Intellectual curiosity, something Trumpites find heretical.


Seems as if it is the Progressive liberals who dislike intellectual
curiosity. Global warming. Can not be questioned. This a couple years
after the same "scientists" claimed there was global cooling and brink of
ice age. Question either supposition and you are a heretic. Should be
burned at the stake. Someone with views different than the professors at a
university? Not allowed to speak, or there are riots where the campus
security stands down. A bozo with a degree in English Lit from a minor
university vs. those with science and engineering degrees? Who is
intellectually more curious?


Keyser Soze April 25th 17 09:30 PM

A short atheistic story
 
On 4/25/17 4:16 PM, Bill wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/25/2017 12:33 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 4/25/17 12:19 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/25/2017 12:14 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 4/25/17 11:59 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 4/25/17 9:13 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he
turned to her and said,
"Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow
passenger.

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to
the total stranger,
"What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no
God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no
life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said.. "Those could be interesting topics but let me
ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I
have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or
life after death, when you don't know ****?"

And then she went back to reading her book.


I wonder if that story is too long to make it a sig line?


Cute story, but since god is a canard, anyone is equipped to discuss
god, heaven and hell, and life after death. If you have some factually
based proof of the existence of god, heaven, hell, life after
death, et
cetera, spit it out and I'll be glad to read it.


To which I'd say exactly what the little girl said. " You don't
know ****"


Well, of course you'd say that because you cannot come up with a sliver
of factually based proof for the existence of god, heaven, hell, life
after death, et
cetera. Mankind has been evolving its beliefs in gods and god for
thousands of years, but there isn't any proof for any of it. Even the
Age of Enlightenment wasn't able to do away with the horrors of
"organized" religion.




Harry, you *really* need some new material. You've repeated your gospel
here at least 1,000 times.



Maybe. I'm still waiting for one of the god acolytes here to present
*any* factually based proof for the existence of god, heaven, hell, life
after death, et cetera.


Why is that? Nervous?


Intellectual curiosity, something Trumpites find heretical.


Seems as if it is the Progressive liberals who dislike intellectual
curiosity. Global warming. Can not be questioned. This a couple years
after the same "scientists" claimed there was global cooling and brink of
ice age. Question either supposition and you are a heretic. Should be
burned at the stake. Someone with views different than the professors at a
university? Not allowed to speak, or there are riots where the campus
security stands down. A bozo with a degree in English Lit from a minor
university vs. those with science and engineering degrees? Who is
intellectually more curious?



Perhaps if you knew what intellectual curiosity was, you'd realize that
it isn't limited to science and engineering type degrees.
The rest of your post is your usual Flat Earth Society nonsense.


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