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Two happiest days of your life,
the day you buy it, and the day you sell it.






"Capt. Frank Hopkins" wrote in message
ink.net...
One rope will tangle, 2 will become a solid mass.

Your anchor will:
Drag in a current.
Hang solid when retrieving.
Come untied when you least expect it.
And when you REALLY need it, will have been lost overboard; left home;
borrowed; broken; rusted solid; misplaced.



RGrew176 wrote:

1. There is no replacement for displacement.

2. You can never have to much power.

3. BOAT (bring on another thousand) $$$

Anyone care to add to these. This should be fun.

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" Tuuk" wrote in message
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Two happiest days of your life,
the day you buy it, and the day you sell it.

snip
We talking boats, marriage partners, DIY project houses, or aircraft?

Mark Browne

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We talking boats, marriage partners, DIY project houses, or aircraft?

Mark Browne


If it flies, floats, or fornicates.....rent it! :-)

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hey Chuck... do you lean towards short or long term rentals/leases?
Might be a good way to keep the wife in line :-)

Gould 0738 wrote in message
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If it flies, floats, or fornicates.....rent it! :-)

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Twofoot-itus is a terminal condition.

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4. If it ani't broke it will bee soon.
5. Biggest boat has the right of way
6. Assume most boaters do not know the rules of the road and are drunk, you
will always arrrive safely.
7. Ocean racing is like taking a cold shower while tearing up $1000 bills.
"RGrew176" wrote in message
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1. There is no replacement for displacement.

2. You can never have to much power.

3. BOAT (bring on another thousand) $$$

Anyone care to add to these. This should be fun.

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Dockings are like snowflakes .... no two are alike

Jim Irvine wrote:
Twofoot-itus is a terminal condition.

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"Steve" wrote
4. No Such Thing as a FREE Boat.

Oy gevalt. What a story I could tell ya...
http://users.adelphia.net/~blizzard3/boat/purchase.htm

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Great story Joe, very entertaining. Of course it's always entertaining when
it's happening to someone else :-).



"Joe Blizzard" wrote in message
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"Steve" wrote
4. No Such Thing as a FREE Boat.

Oy gevalt. What a story I could tell ya...
http://users.adelphia.net/~blizzard3/boat/purchase.htm

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I enjoyed that story very much. Haven't we all been there!


"Joe Blizzard" wrote in message
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"Steve" wrote
4. No Such Thing as a FREE Boat.

Oy gevalt. What a story I could tell ya...
http://users.adelphia.net/~blizzard3/boat/purchase.htm