Boating rules..
 

1. There is no replacement for displacement.

2. You can never have to much power.

3. BOAT (bring on another thousand) $$$

Anyone care to add to these. This should be fun.

Boating rules..
 

There is never enough storage space.

Any wood is bad wood.

All fastenings WILL rust.

Batteries ONLY fail when you most need them.

Full sized people can not work on generators or air conditioners.

The list could grow to several pages. Yep, it's kinda fun.

1. There is no replacement for displacement.

2. You can never have to much power.

3. BOAT (bring on another thousand) $$$

Boating rules..
 

? Flares are like blessings, you can never have too many.

A cheap date does not involve a boat.

Usenet: the little net between the big ones.

Turtle Exclusion Device: The cause of racial tension among turtles.

Capt. Frank

RGrew176 wrote:
1. There is no replacement for displacement.

2. You can never have to much power.

3. BOAT (bring on another thousand) $$$

Anyone care to add to these. This should be fun.

Boating rules..
 

Boating rules..
 

Any repair will take twice as much time and three times as much money as you
initially anticipted.

Boating rules..
 

1. There is no replacement for displacement.

2. You can never have to much power.

3. BOAT (bring on another thousand) $$$

Anyone care to add to these. This should be fun.


4. No Such Thing as a FREE Boat.

Boating rules..
 

Actually boats are 4 x 4's

Gould 0738 wrote:
Any repair will take twice as much time and three times as much money as you
initially anticipted.

Boating rules..
 

A boat makes the good times better and the bad times worse. If your life is
one bad day after another - you'd best not step aboard.


"RGrew176" wrote in message
...
1. There is no replacement for displacement.

2. You can never have to much power.

3. BOAT (bring on another thousand) $$$

Anyone care to add to these. This should be fun.

Boating rules..
 

The holding tanks's "full" light is programmed to come on when the anchor
bites.

The simple little tool you need to fix the problem you're facing is back at
the dock.

The amount of skill and finesse you display while docking is inversely
proportional to the number of people watching.

Boating rules..
 

One rope will tangle, 2 will become a solid mass.

Your anchor will:
Drag in a current.
Hang solid when retrieving.
Come untied when you least expect it.
And when you REALLY need it, will have been lost overboard; left home;
borrowed; broken; rusted solid; misplaced.



RGrew176 wrote:

1. There is no replacement for displacement.

2. You can never have to much power.

3. BOAT (bring on another thousand) $$$

Anyone care to add to these. This should be fun.

Boating rules..
 

Two happiest days of your life,
the day you buy it, and the day you sell it.






"Capt. Frank Hopkins" wrote in message
ink.net...
One rope will tangle, 2 will become a solid mass.

Your anchor will:
Drag in a current.
Hang solid when retrieving.
Come untied when you least expect it.
And when you REALLY need it, will have been lost overboard; left home;
borrowed; broken; rusted solid; misplaced.



RGrew176 wrote:

1. There is no replacement for displacement.

2. You can never have to much power.

3. BOAT (bring on another thousand) $$$

Anyone care to add to these. This should be fun.

Boating rules..
 

" Tuuk" wrote in message
...
Two happiest days of your life,
the day you buy it, and the day you sell it.

snip
We talking boats, marriage partners, DIY project houses, or aircraft?

Mark Browne

Boating rules..
 

We talking boats, marriage partners, DIY project houses, or aircraft?

Mark Browne


If it flies, floats, or fornicates.....rent it! :-)

Boating rules..
 

hey Chuck... do you lean towards short or long term rentals/leases?
Might be a good way to keep the wife in line :-)

Gould 0738 wrote in message
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If it flies, floats, or fornicates.....rent it! :-)

Boating rules..
 

Twofoot-itus is a terminal condition.

Boating rules..
 

4. If it ani't broke it will bee soon.
5. Biggest boat has the right of way
6. Assume most boaters do not know the rules of the road and are drunk, you
will always arrrive safely.
7. Ocean racing is like taking a cold shower while tearing up $1000 bills.
"RGrew176" wrote in message
...
1. There is no replacement for displacement.

2. You can never have to much power.

3. BOAT (bring on another thousand) $$$

Anyone care to add to these. This should be fun.

Boating rules..
 

Dockings are like snowflakes .... no two are alike

Jim Irvine wrote:
Twofoot-itus is a terminal condition.

Boating rules..
 

"Steve" wrote
4. No Such Thing as a FREE Boat.

Oy gevalt. What a story I could tell ya...
http://users.adelphia.net/~blizzard3/boat/purchase.htm

Boating rules..
 

Great story Joe, very entertaining. Of course it's always entertaining when
it's happening to someone else :-).



"Joe Blizzard" wrote in message
...
"Steve" wrote
4. No Such Thing as a FREE Boat.

Oy gevalt. What a story I could tell ya...
http://users.adelphia.net/~blizzard3/boat/purchase.htm

Boating rules..
 

I enjoyed that story very much. Haven't we all been there!


"Joe Blizzard" wrote in message
...
"Steve" wrote
4. No Such Thing as a FREE Boat.

Oy gevalt. What a story I could tell ya...
http://users.adelphia.net/~blizzard3/boat/purchase.htm

Boating rules..
 

How bout this?

Waterproof electronics only proves water destroys electronics...

Give me time, I'll make up more

In article ,
(RGrew176) wrote:

1. There is no replacement for displacement.

2. You can never have to much power.

3. BOAT (bring on another thousand) $$$

Anyone care to add to these. This should be fun.

Boating rules..
 

The only sure cure for sea sickness is to hug an apple tree.

In article ,
(RGrew176) wrote:

1. There is no replacement for displacement.

2. You can never have to much power.

3. BOAT (bring on another thousand) $$$

Anyone care to add to these. This should be fun.

Boating rules..
 

I like the one I saw in this newsgroup recently. Sorry, but I can't
remember who came up with this one to give them full credit for it.


BOAT: Bend Over And Take it.

Boating rules..
 

That was me! Thanks Jim!


In article , JimL
wrote:

I like the one I saw in this newsgroup recently. Sorry, but I can't
remember who came up with this one to give them full credit for it.


BOAT: Bend Over And Take it.