On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 05:38:16 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

This can't be the truck you always brag about.
Might be smarter to find a reputable auto upholstery shop than a half assed DIY repair.

I don't brag about my truck, other than a bit here and there about its towing capacity, fuel
mileage, power, comfort, and appearance. When you own the most powerful pickup in the world, you
don't need to 'brag'.

And, it's seven years old now. I'll bet if 190lb person climbed on you a few times a day, you'd have
a few bad spots in your skin also!

Be that as it may, your suggestion about an upholstery repair shop is a good one. I'd not thought of
that. It's the old DIY attitude rearing its ugly head.

Thanks.

On 6/11/16 9:04 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:

I don't brag about my truck, other than a bit here and there about its towing capacity, fuel
mileage, power, comfort, and appearance. When you own the most powerful pickup in the world, you
don't need to 'brag'.

Gee, it would be a great truck with which to tow a boat but, of course...


I have a big dick that still works, so I was able to buy a much smaller
pickup truck.

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 09:12:42 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/11/16 9:04 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:

I don't brag about my truck, other than a bit here and there about its towing capacity, fuel
mileage, power, comfort, and appearance. When you own the most powerful pickup in the world, you
don't need to 'brag'.

Gee, it would be a great truck with which to tow a boat but, of course...


I have a big dick that still works, so I was able to buy a much smaller
pickup truck.

Like you, Luddite, and perhaps a few others here, I'm presently boatless. Hopefully that will change
soon.

Your fascination with your genitals is, well ... fascinating.

Poquito Loco wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 07:55:21 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 6/11/2016 6:34 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Fri, 10 Jun 2016 20:11:50 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 6/10/2016 7:14 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 6/10/2016 4:05 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
I've got a small crack, about 2", in the side of the drivers seat. The
side that takes all the heat
when I enter or leave the truck.

Anyone used any of the leather repair kits on the market?

Yes.


Wise ass.

Just payback. Probably 'cause I said he could use the girl's bathroom now. I didn't mean that he was
'girlish' or anything.

It was kinda a wise ass response but intended for humor. I remember
using some sort of automotive leather repair kit many, many years ago
and my recollection was that it worked ok, at least for a while. I just
can't remember what it was. You might trying checking with a furniture
store. I recently bought a new Lazy Boy couch and it came with a
"repair kit" but it isn't leather. It's some sort of microfiber fabric.

I know...as was my girlie Ranger truck response.

I was hoping someone would tell me they'd fixed it in two minutes with super glue or some damn
thing. I may just walk over to Auto Zone and see what they've got.

Duct tape will always work, right?

Always!

Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/11/16 9:04 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:

I don't brag about my truck, other than a bit here and there about
its towing capacity, fuel
mileage, power, comfort, and appearance. When you own the most
powerful pickup in the world, you
don't need to 'brag'.

Gee, it would be a great truck with which to tow a boat but, of course...


I have a big dick that still works, so I was able to buy a much
smaller pickup truck.

Good for you and Ms. Grear. I'm sure she enjoys it - the truck.

Alex wrote:
Poquito Loco wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 07:55:21 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 6/11/2016 6:34 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Fri, 10 Jun 2016 20:11:50 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 6/10/2016 7:14 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 6/10/2016 4:05 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
I've got a small crack, about 2", in the side of the drivers seat. The
side that takes all the heat
when I enter or leave the truck.

Anyone used any of the leather repair kits on the market?

Yes.


Wise ass.

Just payback. Probably 'cause I said he could use the girl's bathroom
now. I didn't mean that he was
'girlish' or anything.

It was kinda a wise ass response but intended for humor. I remember
using some sort of automotive leather repair kit many, many years ago
and my recollection was that it worked ok, at least for a while. I just
can't remember what it was. You might trying checking with a furniture
store. I recently bought a new Lazy Boy couch and it came with a
"repair kit" but it isn't leather. It's some sort of microfiber fabric.

I know...as was my girlie Ranger truck response.

I was hoping someone would tell me they'd fixed it in two minutes with
super glue or some damn
thing. I may just walk over to Auto Zone and see what they've got.

Duct tape will always work, right?

Always!


Camouflage tape. Then will not see it.

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 21:26:33 -0500, Califbill wrote:

Alex wrote:
Poquito Loco wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 07:55:21 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 6/11/2016 6:34 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Fri, 10 Jun 2016 20:11:50 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 6/10/2016 7:14 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 6/10/2016 4:05 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
I've got a small crack, about 2", in the side of the drivers seat. The
side that takes all the heat
when I enter or leave the truck.

Anyone used any of the leather repair kits on the market?

Yes.


Wise ass.

Just payback. Probably 'cause I said he could use the girl's bathroom
now. I didn't mean that he was
'girlish' or anything.

It was kinda a wise ass response but intended for humor. I remember
using some sort of automotive leather repair kit many, many years ago
and my recollection was that it worked ok, at least for a while. I just
can't remember what it was. You might trying checking with a furniture
store. I recently bought a new Lazy Boy couch and it came with a
"repair kit" but it isn't leather. It's some sort of microfiber fabric.

I know...as was my girlie Ranger truck response.

I was hoping someone would tell me they'd fixed it in two minutes with
super glue or some damn
thing. I may just walk over to Auto Zone and see what they've got.

Duct tape will always work, right?

Always!


Camouflage tape. Then will not see it.

Well, I have changed the way I ingress and egress the damn thing. Now I use the step and get over
the center of the seat before sitting. I'm tall enough I could just put my butt on the edge of the
seat and slide over. But I'm thinking the side of the seat isn't meant to take that. Learn something
new every day.

On 6/12/16 7:22 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 21:26:33 -0500, Califbill wrote:

Alex wrote:
Poquito Loco wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 07:55:21 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 6/11/2016 6:34 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Fri, 10 Jun 2016 20:11:50 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 6/10/2016 7:14 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 6/10/2016 4:05 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
I've got a small crack, about 2", in the side of the drivers seat. The
side that takes all the heat
when I enter or leave the truck.

Anyone used any of the leather repair kits on the market?

Yes.


Wise ass.

Just payback. Probably 'cause I said he could use the girl's bathroom
now. I didn't mean that he was
'girlish' or anything.

It was kinda a wise ass response but intended for humor. I remember
using some sort of automotive leather repair kit many, many years ago
and my recollection was that it worked ok, at least for a while. I just
can't remember what it was. You might trying checking with a furniture
store. I recently bought a new Lazy Boy couch and it came with a
"repair kit" but it isn't leather. It's some sort of microfiber fabric.

I know...as was my girlie Ranger truck response.

I was hoping someone would tell me they'd fixed it in two minutes with
super glue or some damn
thing. I may just walk over to Auto Zone and see what they've got.

Duct tape will always work, right?

Always!


Camouflage tape. Then will not see it.

Well, I have changed the way I ingress and egress the damn thing. Now I use the step and get over
the center of the seat before sitting. I'm tall enough I could just put my butt on the edge of the
seat and slide over. But I'm thinking the side of the seat isn't meant to take that. Learn something
new every day.



Bony ass with sharp edges?

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 08:31:51 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/12/16 7:22 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 21:26:33 -0500, Califbill wrote:

Alex wrote:
Poquito Loco wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 07:55:21 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 6/11/2016 6:34 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Fri, 10 Jun 2016 20:11:50 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 6/10/2016 7:14 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 6/10/2016 4:05 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
I've got a small crack, about 2", in the side of the drivers seat. The
side that takes all the heat
when I enter or leave the truck.

Anyone used any of the leather repair kits on the market?

Yes.


Wise ass.

Just payback. Probably 'cause I said he could use the girl's bathroom
now. I didn't mean that he was
'girlish' or anything.

It was kinda a wise ass response but intended for humor. I remember
using some sort of automotive leather repair kit many, many years ago
and my recollection was that it worked ok, at least for a while. I just
can't remember what it was. You might trying checking with a furniture
store. I recently bought a new Lazy Boy couch and it came with a
"repair kit" but it isn't leather. It's some sort of microfiber fabric.

I know...as was my girlie Ranger truck response.

I was hoping someone would tell me they'd fixed it in two minutes with
super glue or some damn
thing. I may just walk over to Auto Zone and see what they've got.

Duct tape will always work, right?

Always!


Camouflage tape. Then will not see it.

Well, I have changed the way I ingress and egress the damn thing. Now I use the step and get over
the center of the seat before sitting. I'm tall enough I could just put my butt on the edge of the
seat and slide over. But I'm thinking the side of the seat isn't meant to take that. Learn something
new every day.



Bony ass with sharp edges?

Nope. According to this, I'm at the upper end of normal weight for 6'3" and 187lbs.

http://www.centralohiobariatrics.com...on-seminar-pp/

Are you in the green?

On 6/12/2016 10:16 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 08:31:51 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/12/16 7:22 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 21:26:33 -0500, Califbill wrote:

Alex wrote:
Poquito Loco wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 07:55:21 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 6/11/2016 6:34 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Fri, 10 Jun 2016 20:11:50 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 6/10/2016 7:14 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 6/10/2016 4:05 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
I've got a small crack, about 2", in the side of the drivers seat. The
side that takes all the heat
when I enter or leave the truck.

Anyone used any of the leather repair kits on the market?

Yes.


Wise ass.

Just payback. Probably 'cause I said he could use the girl's bathroom
now. I didn't mean that he was
'girlish' or anything.

It was kinda a wise ass response but intended for humor. I remember
using some sort of automotive leather repair kit many, many years ago
and my recollection was that it worked ok, at least for a while. I just
can't remember what it was. You might trying checking with a furniture
store. I recently bought a new Lazy Boy couch and it came with a
"repair kit" but it isn't leather. It's some sort of microfiber fabric.

I know...as was my girlie Ranger truck response.

I was hoping someone would tell me they'd fixed it in two minutes with
super glue or some damn
thing. I may just walk over to Auto Zone and see what they've got.

Duct tape will always work, right?

Always!


Camouflage tape. Then will not see it.

Well, I have changed the way I ingress and egress the damn thing. Now I use the step and get over
the center of the seat before sitting. I'm tall enough I could just put my butt on the edge of the
seat and slide over. But I'm thinking the side of the seat isn't meant to take that. Learn something
new every day.



Bony ass with sharp edges?

Nope. According to this, I'm at the upper end of normal weight for 6'3" and 187lbs.

http://www.centralohiobariatrics.com...on-seminar-pp/

Are you in the green?

If his ass is as fat as his melon shaped head, I'd doubt it.