For Califfbill:

You are one dumb sonofabitch. This is one person from Georgia no
less. Is there anything in your head besides rocks?

For Poquito Loco:

Feel free to freak out about some non-problem. That's pretty
typical from fascist ****s like you. How the **** are you supposed
to tell if someone has a dick or not behind a closed stall door?
Are you planning on looking under the wall? What if they had the
operation? Do you have to show your birth certificate when you take
a dump? What a ****ing bozo.

I think you an Elephant-man should hold hands and go together.