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On Thu, 2 Jun 2016 12:04:16 -0700 (PDT), Its Me wrote:

On Thursday, June 2, 2016 at 1:57:58 PM UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 6/2/2016 9:34 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Wed, 01 Jun 2016 20:30:36 -0400, wrote:

On Wed, 01 Jun 2016 16:18:36 -0400, Poquito Loco
wrote:

So I go into the pro shop after the first nine, and the assistant pro, a young guy named Alex, asks
how my game's going. I tell him all is well, except for my chipping within 5-10 yards of the green.
Can't seem to get the hang of it today. So Alex comes up close and says, "The problem is your loft."

I replied that I'd tried my eight iron, pitching wedge, gap wedge and lob wedge...nothing seemed to
work. He comes closer and says, "It's not the club, it's your loft." To which I reply, "What do you
mean, I'm using every different loft I have?"

And he comes closer and says, "Your loft, John, your loft...your Lack Of ****ing Talent!"

Nice guy, huh?

I am one of the loftiest guys on the course but I get away with it
because I have a lot of balls.

Hell, you'd probably be riding Harry's alligator!

Either that or he's not addressing the ball with due respect.

I was playing golf one day, and about halfway though the round I happened to look up at the roof of the golf cart. Someone had written right above my head, "Your problem is, you look up!". Heh.

Cute.

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