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[email protected] April 3rd 16 03:23 PM

Just for grins...
 
On Sun, 3 Apr 2016 07:34:41 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 4/3/16 7:04 AM, Keine Keyserschei?e wrote:
On Sat, 2 Apr 2016 16:47:38 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

John H.
- show quoted text -
"Oh, and I'm not much of a Dr. Phil guy, so I don't follow what he says. He's actually a showman, right?"

You might be surprised how his insights could help your personal life.


What personal problems has he helped you with? I can't think of any I'm needing help
with right now, but I'd probably not be looking for help from someone like Dr. Phil.

But hey, he got his start from Oprah Winfrey, so his 'insights' must be accurate, eh?
--


You don't like Oprah, eh? I like her...she seems to be a very decent,
helping person. My wife gets her magazine and I usually browse through
it. I don't have much use for Dr. Phil, though.


Oprah does seem to promote quacks

Tim April 3rd 16 07:05 PM

Just for grins...
 
On Sunday, April 3, 2016 at 6:04:37 AM UTC-5, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 2 Apr 2016 16:47:38 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

John H.
- show quoted text -
"Oh, and I'm not much of a Dr. Phil guy, so I don't follow what he says. He's actually a showman, right?"

You might be surprised how his insights could help your personal life.


What personal problems has he helped you with? I can't think of any I'm needing help
with right now, but I'd probably not be looking for help from someone like Dr. Phil.

But hey, he got his start from Oprah Winfrey, so his 'insights' must be accurate, eh?
--

Ban liars, tax cheats, juvenile name-callers, and narcissists...not guns!


LOL!

Tim April 3rd 16 07:08 PM

Just for grins...
 
On Sunday, April 3, 2016 at 7:24:39 AM UTC-5, John H. wrote:
On Sun, 3 Apr 2016 07:34:41 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 4/3/16 7:04 AM, Keine Keyserschei?e wrote:
On Sat, 2 Apr 2016 16:47:38 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

John H.
- show quoted text -
"Oh, and I'm not much of a Dr. Phil guy, so I don't follow what he says. He's actually a showman, right?"

You might be surprised how his insights could help your personal life..

What personal problems has he helped you with? I can't think of any I'm needing help
with right now, but I'd probably not be looking for help from someone like Dr. Phil.

But hey, he got his start from Oprah Winfrey, so his 'insights' must be accurate, eh?
--


You don't like Oprah, eh? I like her...she seems to be a very decent,
helping person. My wife gets her magazine and I usually browse through
it. I don't have much use for Dr. Phil, though.


Don't know if I like her or not. Haven't seen her for several years. Last time I saw
her she was interviewing some woman who was hetero, lesbian, and bisexual.. She would
switch every year or so. She kinda shot the 'born with it' idea out the window. Oprah
didn't appear very happy with her answers to some of the questions. That was several
years ago.

I can't imagine anyone getting help with personal problems by watching Dr.. Phil. I'm
guessing watching Oprah would provide about the same service.
--

Ban liars, tax cheats, juvenile name-callers, and narcissists...not guns!


never saw much future in watching programs from the likes of Oprah to Phil to Povich, or Springer, where people get on there and air out their dirty laundry for drama and ratings sake, like I needed that kind of stuff.

Alex[_8_] April 5th 16 01:03 AM

Just for grins...
 
Keine Keyserschei�e wrote:
On Fri, 1 Apr 2016 22:46:37 -0400, Alex wrote:

True North wrote:
Ditzy Dan Kruger blathers...
- show quoted text -
"This must be an April Fools joke. You've moved to cars from a different
continent and you bought the "slow" one to save money on gas? You are
the same guy that had that M5 and 911, right?"

Some people are more concerned about the environment than looking like a big shot.

Are you attacking me or Luddite? He has had some very nice cars that
were much better than my Z4 and ML550.

If someone gave me a Z3, I'd take it. But I'm not wild about the styling of the Z4.
Maybe I'm just a 'softy'.
--

Ban liars, tax cheats, juvenile name-callers, and narcissists...not guns!


Which year? They have changed a lot. It's the wife's car, anyway. I
wanted her to get the SL550. It's larger and safer, IMO.

John H.[_5_] April 5th 16 01:08 PM

Just for grins...
 
On Monday, April 4, 2016 at 8:04:13 PM UTC-4, Alex wrote:
Keine Keyserschei�e wrote:
On Fri, 1 Apr 2016 22:46:37 -0400, Alex wrote:

True North wrote:
Ditzy Dan Kruger blathers...
- show quoted text -
"This must be an April Fools joke. You've moved to cars from a different
continent and you bought the "slow" one to save money on gas? You are
the same guy that had that M5 and 911, right?"

Some people are more concerned about the environment than looking like a big shot.
Are you attacking me or Luddite? He has had some very nice cars that
were much better than my Z4 and ML550.

If someone gave me a Z3, I'd take it. But I'm not wild about the styling of the Z4.
Maybe I'm just a 'softy'.
--

Ban liars, tax cheats, juvenile name-callers, and narcissists...not guns!


Which year? They have changed a lot. It's the wife's car, anyway. I
wanted her to get the SL550. It's larger and safer, IMO.


I don't know which year. Did the Z3 undergo significant design changes during its production? I'll admit that I'd take the SL550, or even the SL400 if offered.

Alex[_8_] April 6th 16 12:41 AM

Just for grins...
 
John H. wrote:
On Monday, April 4, 2016 at 8:04:13 PM UTC-4, Alex wrote:
Keine Keyserschei�e wrote:
On Fri, 1 Apr 2016 22:46:37 -0400, Alex wrote:

True North wrote:
Ditzy Dan Kruger blathers...
- show quoted text -
"This must be an April Fools joke. You've moved to cars from a different
continent and you bought the "slow" one to save money on gas? You are
the same guy that had that M5 and 911, right?"

Some people are more concerned about the environment than looking like a big shot.
Are you attacking me or Luddite? He has had some very nice cars that
were much better than my Z4 and ML550.
If someone gave me a Z3, I'd take it. But I'm not wild about the styling of the Z4.
Maybe I'm just a 'softy'.
--

Ban liars, tax cheats, juvenile name-callers, and narcissists...not guns!

Which year? They have changed a lot. It's the wife's car, anyway. I
wanted her to get the SL550. It's larger and safer, IMO.

I don't know which year. Did the Z3 undergo significant design changes during its production? I'll admit that I'd take the SL550, or even the SL400 if offered.


I was referring to the Z4. It was a rag top and now a retractable
hardtop (interesting engineering!).

You wouldn't fit well in any of them. They are all very small cars.
I'm 6'4" and avoid driving that car whenever possible. It's not only
small inside, it's LOW.

Keine Keyserscheiße April 6th 16 10:56 AM

Just for grins...
 
On Tue, 5 Apr 2016 19:41:16 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Monday, April 4, 2016 at 8:04:13 PM UTC-4, Alex wrote:
Keine Keyserschei?e wrote:
On Fri, 1 Apr 2016 22:46:37 -0400, Alex wrote:

True North wrote:
Ditzy Dan Kruger blathers...
- show quoted text -
"This must be an April Fools joke. You've moved to cars from a different
continent and you bought the "slow" one to save money on gas? You are
the same guy that had that M5 and 911, right?"

Some people are more concerned about the environment than looking like a big shot.
Are you attacking me or Luddite? He has had some very nice cars that
were much better than my Z4 and ML550.
If someone gave me a Z3, I'd take it. But I'm not wild about the styling of the Z4.
Maybe I'm just a 'softy'.
--

Ban liars, tax cheats, juvenile name-callers, and narcissists...not guns!

Which year? They have changed a lot. It's the wife's car, anyway. I
wanted her to get the SL550. It's larger and safer, IMO.

I don't know which year. Did the Z3 undergo significant design changes during its production? I'll admit that I'd take the SL550, or even the SL400 if offered.


I was referring to the Z4. It was a rag top and now a retractable
hardtop (interesting engineering!).

You wouldn't fit well in any of them. They are all very small cars.
I'm 6'4" and avoid driving that car whenever possible. It's not only
small inside, it's LOW.


****. Here I thought the BMW's might have a lot more leg room than the Boxster or
Miata. So far, that Karman Ghia I had in Germany wins in the leg room contest. Even
my wife's Jetta has a lot of leg room, although it is low also. I used to be 6'4",
but now have to stretch to get to 6'3".
--

Ban liars, tax cheats, juvenile name-callers, and narcissists...not guns!

Keine Keyserscheiße April 6th 16 01:07 PM

Just for grins...
 
On Wed, 6 Apr 2016 07:52:09 -0400 (EDT), fire man wrote:

Keine Keyserscheiße Wrote in message:
On Tue, 5 Apr 2016 19:41:16 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Monday, April 4, 2016 at 8:04:13 PM UTC-4, Alex wrote:
Keine Keyserschei?e wrote:
On Fri, 1 Apr 2016 22:46:37 -0400, Alex wrote:

True North wrote:
Ditzy Dan Kruger blathers...
- show quoted text -
"This must be an April Fools joke. You've moved to cars from a different
continent and you bought the "slow" one to save money on gas? You are
the same guy that had that M5 and 911, right?"

Some people are more concerned about the environment than looking like a big shot.
Are you attacking me or Luddite? He has had some very nice cars that
were much better than my Z4 and ML550.
If someone gave me a Z3, I'd take it. But I'm not wild about the styling of the Z4.
Maybe I'm just a 'softy'.
--

Ban liars, tax cheats, juvenile name-callers, and narcissists...not guns!

Which year? They have changed a lot. It's the wife's car, anyway. I
wanted her to get the SL550. It's larger and safer, IMO.
I don't know which year. Did the Z3 undergo significant design changes during its production? I'll admit that I'd take the SL550, or even the SL400 if offered.


I was referring to the Z4. It was a rag top and now a retractable
hardtop (interesting engineering!).

You wouldn't fit well in any of them. They are all very small cars.
I'm 6'4" and avoid driving that car whenever possible. It's not only
small inside, it's LOW.


****. Here I thought the BMW's might have a lot more leg room than the Boxster or
Miata. So far, that Karman Ghia I had in Germany wins in the leg room contest. Even
my wife's Jetta has a lot of leg room, although it is low also. I used to be 6'4",
but now have to stretch to get to 6'3".
--

Ban liars, tax cheats, juvenile name-callers, and narcissists...not guns!


Krause is shrinking faster than you are. He is barely 6ft
nowadays, thanks to his osteopenia which has most likely
progressed to osteoporosis.
God help the poor little fella.??


Wonder if he uses blocks under his folding desk chair.

[Harry - please - no pictures of your desk chair!]
--

Ban liars, tax cheats, juvenile name-callers, and narcissists...not guns!

Keyser Söze April 6th 16 01:17 PM

Just for grins...
 
On 4/6/16 8:07 AM, Keine Keyserschei�e wrote:
On Wed, 6 Apr 2016 07:52:09 -0400 (EDT), fire man wrote:

Keine Keyserscheiße Wrote in message:
On Tue, 5 Apr 2016 19:41:16 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Monday, April 4, 2016 at 8:04:13 PM UTC-4, Alex wrote:
Keine Keyserschei?e wrote:
On Fri, 1 Apr 2016 22:46:37 -0400, Alex wrote:

True North wrote:
Ditzy Dan Kruger blathers...
- show quoted text -
"This must be an April Fools joke. You've moved to cars from a different
continent and you bought the "slow" one to save money on gas? You are
the same guy that had that M5 and 911, right?"

Some people are more concerned about the environment than looking like a big shot.
Are you attacking me or Luddite? He has had some very nice cars that
were much better than my Z4 and ML550.
If someone gave me a Z3, I'd take it. But I'm not wild about the styling of the Z4.
Maybe I'm just a 'softy'.
--

Ban liars, tax cheats, juvenile name-callers, and narcissists...not guns!

Which year? They have changed a lot. It's the wife's car, anyway. I
wanted her to get the SL550. It's larger and safer, IMO.
I don't know which year. Did the Z3 undergo significant design changes during its production? I'll admit that I'd take the SL550, or even the SL400 if offered.


I was referring to the Z4. It was a rag top and now a retractable
hardtop (interesting engineering!).

You wouldn't fit well in any of them. They are all very small cars.
I'm 6'4" and avoid driving that car whenever possible. It's not only
small inside, it's LOW.

****. Here I thought the BMW's might have a lot more leg room than the Boxster or
Miata. So far, that Karman Ghia I had in Germany wins in the leg room contest. Even
my wife's Jetta has a lot of leg room, although it is low also. I used to be 6'4",
but now have to stretch to get to 6'3".
--

Ban liars, tax cheats, juvenile name-callers, and narcissists...not guns!


Krause is shrinking faster than you are. He is barely 6ft
nowadays, thanks to his osteopenia which has most likely
progressed to osteoporosis.
God help the poor little fella.??


Wonder if he uses blocks under his folding desk chair.

[Harry - please - no pictures of your desk chair!]
--


Your double-digit IQ buddy must spend half his day looking up and
practicing the spelling of illnesses he'd like to attribute to me, but
the reality seems to be that you are in far worse shape, eh?


Keine Keyserscheiße April 6th 16 01:24 PM

Just for grins...
 
On Wed, 6 Apr 2016 08:17:24 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 4/6/16 8:07 AM, Keine Keyserschei?e wrote:
On Wed, 6 Apr 2016 07:52:09 -0400 (EDT), fire man wrote:

Keine Keyserscheiße Wrote in message:
On Tue, 5 Apr 2016 19:41:16 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Monday, April 4, 2016 at 8:04:13 PM UTC-4, Alex wrote:
Keine Keyserschei?e wrote:
On Fri, 1 Apr 2016 22:46:37 -0400, Alex wrote:

True North wrote:
Ditzy Dan Kruger blathers...
- show quoted text -
"This must be an April Fools joke. You've moved to cars from a different
continent and you bought the "slow" one to save money on gas? You are
the same guy that had that M5 and 911, right?"

Some people are more concerned about the environment than looking like a big shot.
Are you attacking me or Luddite? He has had some very nice cars that
were much better than my Z4 and ML550.
If someone gave me a Z3, I'd take it. But I'm not wild about the styling of the Z4.
Maybe I'm just a 'softy'.
--

Ban liars, tax cheats, juvenile name-callers, and narcissists...not guns!

Which year? They have changed a lot. It's the wife's car, anyway. I
wanted her to get the SL550. It's larger and safer, IMO.
I don't know which year. Did the Z3 undergo significant design changes during its production? I'll admit that I'd take the SL550, or even the SL400 if offered.


I was referring to the Z4. It was a rag top and now a retractable
hardtop (interesting engineering!).

You wouldn't fit well in any of them. They are all very small cars.
I'm 6'4" and avoid driving that car whenever possible. It's not only
small inside, it's LOW.

****. Here I thought the BMW's might have a lot more leg room than the Boxster or
Miata. So far, that Karman Ghia I had in Germany wins in the leg room contest. Even
my wife's Jetta has a lot of leg room, although it is low also. I used to be 6'4",
but now have to stretch to get to 6'3".
--

Ban liars, tax cheats, juvenile name-callers, and narcissists...not guns!


Krause is shrinking faster than you are. He is barely 6ft
nowadays, thanks to his osteopenia which has most likely
progressed to osteoporosis.
God help the poor little fella.??


Wonder if he uses blocks under his folding desk chair.

[Harry - please - no pictures of your desk chair!]
--


Your double-digit IQ buddy must spend half his day looking up and
practicing the spelling of illnesses he'd like to attribute to me, but
the reality seems to be that you are in far worse shape, eh?


How about we walk Chesapeake Hills Golf Course next time I'm down at Solomons Is.?
--

Ban liars, tax cheats, juvenile name-callers, and narcissists...not guns!


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