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John H.[_5_] December 25th 15 06:40 PM

#44
 
On Fri, 25 Dec 2015 12:17:24 -0500, wrote:

On Fri, 25 Dec 2015 11:11:18 -0500, John H.
wrote:

On Fri, 25 Dec 2015 11:06:00 -0500,
wrote:

On Fri, 25 Dec 2015 10:28:57 -0500, John H.
wrote:

On Fri, 25 Dec 2015 09:13:32 -0500, Wayne.B wrote:


Cleaning guns with the kids is almost as much fun as shooting them.

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Don't know, never shot any kids. :-)

As soon as I hit the send button, I *knew* someone would catch that!

I was wondering how you wad them up enough to get them down the bore.

also remember punctuation saves lives

"Let's eat grandma"
"Let's eat, grandma"


The 'them' obviously refers to the subject of the sentence, to wit: 'cleaning guns'.
It most certainly did not refer to the subject of the prepositional phrase, 'with the
kids'!

Now, all you English majors leave me alone and go fix your turkey or whatever. We're
having in-laws over for dinner. Will fix a prime rib today. Tomorrow all the kids get
here - turkey and ham.


Lighten up John. It was a joke. We get far to serious here sometimes.

You have a great holiday and enjoy your Prime Rib. (Publix had it on
sale last week 6.99) and I have a nice one in the fridge I am cooking
Sunday.

We pretty much wrapped up "Christmas" last week while the kids were
here so this is just a quiet day at home. I think we are going to the
movies. We did the chinese restaurant thing last night with our Naples
friend. (from the BB gun movie)


I thought I was being pretty light! Did you think I'd *really* call you guys 'English
majors'?
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John H.[_5_] December 25th 15 06:43 PM

#44
 
On Fri, 25 Dec 2015 12:50:11 -0500, Wayne.B wrote:

On Fri, 25 Dec 2015 11:06:00 -0500, wrote:

On Fri, 25 Dec 2015 10:28:57 -0500, John H.
wrote:

On Fri, 25 Dec 2015 09:13:32 -0500, Wayne.B wrote:


Cleaning guns with the kids is almost as much fun as shooting them.

===

Don't know, never shot any kids. :-)

As soon as I hit the send button, I *knew* someone would catch that!


I was wondering how you wad them up enough to get them down the bore.

also remember punctuation saves lives

"Let's eat grandma"
"Let's eat, grandma"


===

Panda eats shoots and leaves.

Panda eats, shoots, and leaves.


Only Panda eats shoots and leaves.
Panda only eats shoots and leaves.
Panda eats only shoots and leaves.
Panda eats shoots only and leaves.
Panda eats shoots and only leaves.

One of my pet peeves.
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Alex[_6_] December 26th 15 12:59 AM

#44
 
wrote:
On Thu, 24 Dec 2015 21:00:21 -0500, Alex wrote:

John H. wrote:
Nice gun! You are welcome to join me at the range any time you are in
the area, John. Plenty of different calibers to try!
It's fun to shoot, and with the sale Dick's had on ammo over Black Friday weekend,
it's also very cheap to shoot! The grandkids put several hundred rounds through it
last time they were up here.
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Watch the really cheap ammo. It makes it tough to clean the barrel.
CCI can be found for a half-penny a round more than the green box (I
forget the brand).

Thunderbolt? That stuff was so dirty that it jammed my 10-22 after
about 75 rounds and in "rock and roll" mode, that is not long.


That's the stuff. If a 10/22 can't shoot it, nothing can!


Alex[_6_] December 26th 15 01:01 AM

#44
 
John H. wrote:
On Thursday, December 24, 2015 at 9:01:06 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Wed, 23 Dec 2015 19:11:26 -0500, Alex wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Tue, 22 Dec 2015 20:42:31 -0500, Alex wrote:

I found out today that I won a gun raffle for a Colt M45 with a Surefire
X300 Ultra. Cost of tickets was only $100. Nice!

I've always liked the look of that gun. It's a nice change from black
or stainless.
Beautiful gun. Congratulations. Somewhat similar to mine:

http://www.sportsmansoutdoorsupersto...-DEFAULT-L.jpg

I don't have a Colt .45, but my eye keeps getting drawn to them. One of these
days...maybe.
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Nice gun! You are welcome to join me at the range any time you are in
the area, John. Plenty of different calibers to try!
It's fun to shoot, and with the sale Dick's had on ammo over Black Friday weekend,
it's also very cheap to shoot! The grandkids put several hundred rounds through it
last time they were up here.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Watch the really cheap ammo. It makes it tough to clean the barrel.
CCI can be found for a half-penny a round more than the green box (I
forget the brand).

The stuff at Dicks was Federal: http://tinyurl.com/hrtthzs

Cleaning guns with the kids is almost as much fun as shooting them.


Re-read that. It's probably not what you meant to type! That ammo has
worked well for me but I don't usually shoot more than 150 rounds of
..22LR between cleanings.

[email protected] December 26th 15 02:27 AM

#44
 
On Fri, 25 Dec 2015 13:43:14 -0500, John H.
wrote:

You might like this

https://www.youtube.com/embed/pELwCq...&autoplay=true

John H.[_5_] December 26th 15 02:28 PM

#44
 
On Fri, 25 Dec 2015 21:27:24 -0500, wrote:

On Fri, 25 Dec 2015 13:43:14 -0500, John H.
wrote:

You might like this

https://www.youtube.com/embed/pELwCq...&autoplay=true

Just imagine where the USA would be without Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, Prince
Georges County, and several other 'shooting galleries'.
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Ban idiots, not guns!

Alex[_6_] December 27th 15 01:57 AM

#44
 
John H. wrote:
On Fri, 25 Dec 2015 21:27:24 -0500, wrote:

On Fri, 25 Dec 2015 13:43:14 -0500, John H.
wrote:

You might like this

https://www.youtube.com/embed/pELwCq...&autoplay=true
Just imagine where the USA would be without Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, Prince
Georges County, and several other 'shooting galleries'.
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Ban idiots, not guns!


Yup. The demographics of the shooters tell the story, not the guns.

John H.[_5_] December 27th 15 06:07 PM

#44
 
On Sat, 26 Dec 2015 20:57:59 -0500, Alex wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Fri, 25 Dec 2015 21:27:24 -0500, wrote:

On Fri, 25 Dec 2015 13:43:14 -0500, John H.
wrote:

You might like this

https://www.youtube.com/embed/pELwCq...&autoplay=true
Just imagine where the USA would be without Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, Prince
Georges County, and several other 'shooting galleries'.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


Yup. The demographics of the shooters tell the story, not the guns.


I'm sure that came as a shock to Harry and Don.
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Ban idiots, not guns!


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