On Fri, 18 Dec 2015 17:46:53 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

Geez, all the cheap skates aren't on hockey players!

And here, Nephew George, are four nicely used tires for that '71 Pinto I
got you last year, and a pair of slightly used high top sneakers that
still have plenty of bounce left in them, and a dozen condoms, used only
once, that I handwashed, dried, and rolled for you. Enjoy college.

I suppose you think the government should be buying everyone a new
laptop every year.

Herring isn't the government.

No he has limited resources and he can't print his own money.
I suppose he could do like the government and give them all new
computers ... then send them the bill.