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Keyser Söze December 1st 15 09:03 PM

$16.83!
 
$16.83!
That's what I paid today to fill up the gas tank on my wife's car. I did
have a 90 cent per gallon discount from my purchases at a food store,
but, still...

I haven't filled up a car's gas tank for that kind of money since I was
dating girls who *might* let you kiss them after the 6th date.

[email protected] December 1st 15 09:47 PM

$16.83!
 
On Tue, 1 Dec 2015 16:03:43 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

$16.83!
That's what I paid today to fill up the gas tank on my wife's car. I did
have a 90 cent per gallon discount from my purchases at a food store,
but, still...

I haven't filled up a car's gas tank for that kind of money since I was
dating girls who *might* let you kiss them after the 6th date.


That was during the GHWB administration?
(gas at a tad less than a buck)

You must have had bad luck with girls. In the early 70s they were
pretty "easy" and gas was less than half a buck. Five bucks would
pretty much fill up my Corvette. (13-14 gallons)

Keyser Söze December 1st 15 09:51 PM

$16.83!
 
On 12/1/15 4:47 PM, wrote:
On Tue, 1 Dec 2015 16:03:43 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

$16.83!
That's what I paid today to fill up the gas tank on my wife's car. I did
have a 90 cent per gallon discount from my purchases at a food store,
but, still...

I haven't filled up a car's gas tank for that kind of money since I was
dating girls who *might* let you kiss them after the 6th date.


That was during the GHWB administration?
(gas at a tad less than a buck)

You must have had bad luck with girls. In the early 70s they were
pretty "easy" and gas was less than half a buck. Five bucks would
pretty much fill up my Corvette. (13-14 gallons)


I was a "free bird" for a while after my divorce... :)

[email protected] December 1st 15 10:09 PM

$16.83!
 
On Tue, 1 Dec 2015 16:51:21 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 12/1/15 4:47 PM, wrote:
On Tue, 1 Dec 2015 16:03:43 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

$16.83!
That's what I paid today to fill up the gas tank on my wife's car. I did
have a 90 cent per gallon discount from my purchases at a food store,
but, still...

I haven't filled up a car's gas tank for that kind of money since I was
dating girls who *might* let you kiss them after the 6th date.


That was during the GHWB administration?
(gas at a tad less than a buck)

You must have had bad luck with girls. In the early 70s they were
pretty "easy" and gas was less than half a buck. Five bucks would
pretty much fill up my Corvette. (13-14 gallons)


I was a "free bird" for a while after my divorce... :)


===

Your ex must have breathed a big sigh of relief.

John H.[_5_] December 1st 15 11:12 PM

$16.83!
 
On Tue, 01 Dec 2015 17:09:57 -0500, wrote:

On Tue, 1 Dec 2015 16:51:21 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 12/1/15 4:47 PM,
wrote:
On Tue, 1 Dec 2015 16:03:43 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

$16.83!
That's what I paid today to fill up the gas tank on my wife's car. I did
have a 90 cent per gallon discount from my purchases at a food store,
but, still...

I haven't filled up a car's gas tank for that kind of money since I was
dating girls who *might* let you kiss them after the 6th date.

That was during the GHWB administration?
(gas at a tad less than a buck)

You must have had bad luck with girls. In the early 70s they were
pretty "easy" and gas was less than half a buck. Five bucks would
pretty much fill up my Corvette. (13-14 gallons)


I was a "free bird" for a while after my divorce... :)


===

Your ex must have breathed a big sigh of relief.


I can imagine all the females going, "Oh ****, look who just walked in. Mr. Windbag
himself."
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Keyser Söze December 1st 15 11:23 PM

$16.83!
 
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 01 Dec 2015 17:09:57 -0500, wrote:

On Tue, 1 Dec 2015 16:51:21 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 12/1/15 4:47 PM,
wrote:
On Tue, 1 Dec 2015 16:03:43 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

$16.83!
That's what I paid today to fill up the gas tank on my wife's car. I did
have a 90 cent per gallon discount from my purchases at a food store,
but, still...

I haven't filled up a car's gas tank for that kind of money since I was
dating girls who *might* let you kiss them after the 6th date.

That was during the GHWB administration?
(gas at a tad less than a buck)

You must have had bad luck with girls. In the early 70s they were
pretty "easy" and gas was less than half a buck. Five bucks would
pretty much fill up my Corvette. (13-14 gallons)


I was a "free bird" for a while after my divorce... :)


===

Your ex must have breathed a big sigh of relief.


I can imagine all the females going, "Oh ****, look who just walked in. Mr. Windbag
himself."
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


I suppose every pot has a cover but really, you're about the ugliest man
I've seen in decades, and you are a racist to boot, so I can only imagine
what women said about you in your single days.

--
Sent from my iPhone 6+

amdx[_3_] December 1st 15 11:49 PM

$16.83!
 
On 12/1/2015 3:47 PM, wrote:
On Tue, 1 Dec 2015 16:03:43 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

$16.83!
That's what I paid today to fill up the gas tank on my wife's car. I did
have a 90 cent per gallon discount from my purchases at a food store,
but, still...

I haven't filled up a car's gas tank for that kind of money since I was
dating girls who *might* let you kiss them after the 6th date.


That was during the GHWB administration?
(gas at a tad less than a buck)

You must have had bad luck with girls. In the early 70s they were
pretty "easy" and gas was less than half a buck. Five bucks would
pretty much fill up my Corvette. (13-14 gallons)



We hit 18.9 cents in 1971 when I worked at a Union 76 station.
I was 16 at the time, a young lady named Anita (19 yrs old) stopped in
near closing time. She ask if I was doing anything after work, then said
come over at 10:30pm. That was my 2nd, third and fourth time.
Oh, not that one night :-)
Turned out there was a problem though, her husband worked nights.
It wasn't the night work it was the husband!

Mikek


Mr. Luddite December 2nd 15 12:02 AM

$16.83!
 
On 12/1/2015 6:23 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 01 Dec 2015 17:09:57 -0500, wrote:

On Tue, 1 Dec 2015 16:51:21 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 12/1/15 4:47 PM,
wrote:
On Tue, 1 Dec 2015 16:03:43 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

$16.83!
That's what I paid today to fill up the gas tank on my wife's car. I did
have a 90 cent per gallon discount from my purchases at a food store,
but, still...

I haven't filled up a car's gas tank for that kind of money since I was
dating girls who *might* let you kiss them after the 6th date.

That was during the GHWB administration?
(gas at a tad less than a buck)

You must have had bad luck with girls. In the early 70s they were
pretty "easy" and gas was less than half a buck. Five bucks would
pretty much fill up my Corvette. (13-14 gallons)


I was a "free bird" for a while after my divorce... :)

===

Your ex must have breathed a big sigh of relief.


I can imagine all the females going, "Oh ****, look who just walked in. Mr. Windbag
himself."
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


I suppose every pot has a cover but really, you're about the ugliest man
I've seen in decades, and you are a racist to boot, so I can only imagine
what women said about you in your single days.


Is Donald Trump your long-lost brother?



Alex[_6_] December 2nd 15 01:20 AM

$16.83!
 
wrote:
On Tue, 1 Dec 2015 16:51:21 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 12/1/15 4:47 PM,
wrote:
On Tue, 1 Dec 2015 16:03:43 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

$16.83!
That's what I paid today to fill up the gas tank on my wife's car. I did
have a 90 cent per gallon discount from my purchases at a food store,
but, still...

I haven't filled up a car's gas tank for that kind of money since I was
dating girls who *might* let you kiss them after the 6th date.
That was during the GHWB administration?
(gas at a tad less than a buck)

You must have had bad luck with girls. In the early 70s they were
pretty "easy" and gas was less than half a buck. Five bucks would
pretty much fill up my Corvette. (13-14 gallons)

I was a "free bird" for a while after my divorce... :)

===

Your ex must have breathed a big sigh of relief.


And the kids ran for the hills...

Keyser Söze December 2nd 15 01:52 AM

$16.83!
 
On 12/1/15 7:02 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 12/1/2015 6:23 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 01 Dec 2015 17:09:57 -0500,
wrote:

On Tue, 1 Dec 2015 16:51:21 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 12/1/15 4:47 PM,
wrote:
On Tue, 1 Dec 2015 16:03:43 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

$16.83!
That's what I paid today to fill up the gas tank on my wife's
car. I did
have a 90 cent per gallon discount from my purchases at a food
store,
but, still...

I haven't filled up a car's gas tank for that kind of money since
I was
dating girls who *might* let you kiss them after the 6th date.

That was during the GHWB administration?
(gas at a tad less than a buck)

You must have had bad luck with girls. In the early 70s they were
pretty "easy" and gas was less than half a buck. Five bucks would
pretty much fill up my Corvette. (13-14 gallons)


I was a "free bird" for a while after my divorce... :)

===

Your ex must have breathed a big sigh of relief.

I can imagine all the females going, "Oh ****, look who just walked
in. Mr. Windbag
himself."
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


I suppose every pot has a cover but really, you're about the ugliest man
I've seen in decades, and you are a racist to boot, so I can only imagine
what women said about you in your single days.


Is Donald Trump your long-lost brother?




Is that insult aimed at me or at the two asswipe right wingers who
insulted me? Or do they get your usual pass?


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