StinkyJim farts...

"No. Your problem is you're cheap.
That hardware was obsolete when your cheap son gifted it to you. You can
buy a new kindle fire for $50. What's holding you back from upgrading to
decent hardware?"


My thrifty Scottish heritage doesn't allow me to trash something that does work....more or less. Besides, if it irritates y'all, that's a bonus. It's like the gift that keeps on giving.