"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
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So you have dog problems. Well to solve the inconvenience. Buy some
Pillsbury chocolate cookie dough at your grocery store and some chocolate
Exlax. Put two bars of Exlax in each cookie and bake. About an hour
before
the neighbor brings the dog in for the night. Toss two cookies to the
dog.

You'll know you got even when you see the carpet cleaning truck or new
carpet being installed.


You're as phucked up as I am! Have a beer!