Doug thanks for the migraine headache. I will be coming to your house to
pick up the medicine personally to remove the pain. ö¿ö

rotflmao

Jack
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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This is bait & switch. I'm callin' the NY attorney general. :-)

"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
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Well Doug, you can always by the books don't get MAD GET EVEN, and SCREW
YOU
II. They are packed full of great nasties for your type of problem.

Good luck on solving your inconvenience.

Jack
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
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ROTFLMAO

Sorry Doug I am no long sanctioned to do wet work.


Well, don't go around teasing people like that! I was gonna have you
take
care of the guy AND his damned dog.

So you have dog problems. Well to solve the inconvenience. Buy some
Pillsbury chocolate cookie dough at your grocery store and some chocolate
Exlax. Put two bars of Exlax in each cookie and bake. About an hour before
the neighbor brings the dog in for the night. Toss two cookies to the dog.

You'll know you got even when you see the carpet cleaning truck or new
carpet being installed.

Jack
"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
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Doug thanks for the migraine headache. I will be coming to your house to
pick up the medicine personally to remove the pain. ö¿ö

rotflmao

Jack
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
This is bait & switch. I'm callin' the NY attorney general. :-)

"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
news:POUlb.33423$Rd4.27387@fed1read07...
Well Doug, you can always by the books don't get MAD GET EVEN, and
SCREW
YOU
II. They are packed full of great nasties for your type of problem.

Good luck on solving your inconvenience.

Jack
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
news:eFUlb.33422$Rd4.3437@fed1read07...
ROTFLMAO

Sorry Doug I am no long sanctioned to do wet work.


Well, don't go around teasing people like that! I was gonna have you
take
care of the guy AND his damned dog.

"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
news:JGVlb.33430$Rd4.15009@fed1read07...
So you have dog problems. Well to solve the inconvenience. Buy some
Pillsbury chocolate cookie dough at your grocery store and some chocolate
Exlax. Put two bars of Exlax in each cookie and bake. About an hour
before
the neighbor brings the dog in for the night. Toss two cookies to the
dog.

You'll know you got even when you see the carpet cleaning truck or new
carpet being installed.


You're as phucked up as I am! Have a beer!

Thanks. Don't mined if I do. Cheers, and may I toast you on such an astute
observation.

Jack
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
news:JGVlb.33430$Rd4.15009@fed1read07...
So you have dog problems. Well to solve the inconvenience. Buy some
Pillsbury chocolate cookie dough at your grocery store and some
chocolate
Exlax. Put two bars of Exlax in each cookie and bake. About an hour
before
the neighbor brings the dog in for the night. Toss two cookies to the
dog.

You'll know you got even when you see the carpet cleaning truck or new
carpet being installed.


You're as phucked up as I am! Have a beer!

"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
news:gXVlb.33432$Rd4.2825@fed1read07...
Thanks. Don't mined if I do. Cheers, and may I toast you on such an
astute
observation.

Dirty secret. If I'm up at 4:00 AM because the neighbor's dog is out making
noise, I'll sometimes dose my cat (Rosie the Horrible) with catnip, let her
out, and toss cat treats along the fenceline. Drives the friggin' dog nuts,
and there seems to be no limit as to how much the the cat's willing to spend
along that fence. The dog ends up with its neck and legs completely wrapped
in its chain. Much more fun than calling the cops to enforce the noise
ordinance, which doesn't work most of the time anyway.

May I congratulate you on such a brilliant way in tormenting the problem.
You have it all under control. Cheers and may the force be with you.

Jack
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
news:gXVlb.33432$Rd4.2825@fed1read07...
Thanks. Don't mined if I do. Cheers, and may I toast you on such an
astute
observation.

Dirty secret. If I'm up at 4:00 AM because the neighbor's dog is out
making
noise, I'll sometimes dose my cat (Rosie the Horrible) with catnip, let
her
out, and toss cat treats along the fenceline. Drives the friggin' dog
nuts,
and there seems to be no limit as to how much the the cat's willing to
spend
along that fence. The dog ends up with its neck and legs completely
wrapped
in its chain. Much more fun than calling the cops to enforce the noise
ordinance, which doesn't work most of the time anyway.

No, it's totally out of control and hopeless, but such is the law. I made an
amazing discovery about a year ago. The same earplugs I use at the pistol
range work very nicely for noisy neighbors at night.


"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
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May I congratulate you on such a brilliant way in tormenting the problem.
You have it all under control. Cheers and may the force be with you.

Jack
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
news:gXVlb.33432$Rd4.2825@fed1read07...
Thanks. Don't mined if I do. Cheers, and may I toast you on such an
astute
observation.

Dirty secret. If I'm up at 4:00 AM because the neighbor's dog is out
making
noise, I'll sometimes dose my cat (Rosie the Horrible) with catnip, let
her
out, and toss cat treats along the fenceline. Drives the friggin' dog
nuts,
and there seems to be no limit as to how much the the cat's willing to
spend
along that fence. The dog ends up with its neck and legs completely
wrapped
in its chain. Much more fun than calling the cops to enforce the noise
ordinance, which doesn't work most of the time anyway.

On Thu, 23 Oct 2003 19:53:18 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
news:gXVlb.33432$Rd4.2825@fed1read07...
Thanks. Don't mined if I do. Cheers, and may I toast you on such an
astute
observation.

Dirty secret. If I'm up at 4:00 AM because the neighbor's dog is out making
noise, I'll sometimes dose my cat (Rosie the Horrible) with catnip, let her
out, and toss cat treats along the fenceline. Drives the friggin' dog nuts,
and there seems to be no limit as to how much the the cat's willing to spend
along that fence. The dog ends up with its neck and legs completely wrapped
in its chain. Much more fun than calling the cops to enforce the noise
ordinance, which doesn't work most of the time anyway.

I wouldn't call it in as a noise violation.

I'd call animal control. If they are that irritating there is a
possibility of abuse.

I think there would be a greater probability of achieving a favorable
result.

Boy, where was THIS discussion when I had a barking dog as a neighbor. None
now that I live on the boat, but I sure would have used these ideas!

"Horace Brownbag" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 23 Oct 2003 19:53:18 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
news:gXVlb.33432$Rd4.2825@fed1read07...
Thanks. Don't mined if I do. Cheers, and may I toast you on such an
astute
observation.

Dirty secret. If I'm up at 4:00 AM because the neighbor's dog is out
making
noise, I'll sometimes dose my cat (Rosie the Horrible) with catnip, let
her
out, and toss cat treats along the fenceline. Drives the friggin' dog
nuts,
and there seems to be no limit as to how much the the cat's willing to
spend
along that fence. The dog ends up with its neck and legs completely
wrapped
in its chain. Much more fun than calling the cops to enforce the noise
ordinance, which doesn't work most of the time anyway.

I wouldn't call it in as a noise violation.

I'd call animal control. If they are that irritating there is a
possibility of abuse.

I think there would be a greater probability of achieving a favorable
result.

"Horace Brownbag" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 23 Oct 2003 19:53:18 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
news:gXVlb.33432$Rd4.2825@fed1read07...
Thanks. Don't mined if I do. Cheers, and may I toast you on such an
astute
observation.

Dirty secret. If I'm up at 4:00 AM because the neighbor's dog is out
making
noise, I'll sometimes dose my cat (Rosie the Horrible) with catnip, let
her
out, and toss cat treats along the fenceline. Drives the friggin' dog
nuts,
and there seems to be no limit as to how much the the cat's willing to
spend
along that fence. The dog ends up with its neck and legs completely
wrapped
in its chain. Much more fun than calling the cops to enforce the noise
ordinance, which doesn't work most of the time anyway.

I wouldn't call it in as a noise violation.

I'd call animal control. If they are that irritating there is a
possibility of abuse.

I think there would be a greater probability of achieving a favorable
result.


Interesting point. Frankly, my definition of dog abuse is letting average
people introduce two dogs for purposes of making puppies. For this reason,
my cat's vet has stopped using the term "golden retriever". She calls them
"hip problems".