Well Doug, you can always by the books don't get MAD GET EVEN, and SCREW YOU
II. They are packed full of great nasties for your type of problem.

Good luck on solving your inconvenience.

Jack
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
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ROTFLMAO

Sorry Doug I am no long sanctioned to do wet work.


Well, don't go around teasing people like that! I was gonna have you take
care of the guy AND his damned dog.

This is bait & switch. I'm callin' the NY attorney general. :-)

"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
news:POUlb.33423$Rd4.27387@fed1read07...
Well Doug, you can always by the books don't get MAD GET EVEN, and SCREW
YOU
II. They are packed full of great nasties for your type of problem.

Good luck on solving your inconvenience.

Jack
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
news:eFUlb.33422$Rd4.3437@fed1read07...
ROTFLMAO

Sorry Doug I am no long sanctioned to do wet work.


Well, don't go around teasing people like that! I was gonna have you
take
care of the guy AND his damned dog.

Doug thanks for the migraine headache. I will be coming to your house to
pick up the medicine personally to remove the pain. ö¿ö

rotflmao

Jack
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
This is bait & switch. I'm callin' the NY attorney general. :-)

"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
news:POUlb.33423$Rd4.27387@fed1read07...
Well Doug, you can always by the books don't get MAD GET EVEN, and SCREW
YOU
II. They are packed full of great nasties for your type of problem.

Good luck on solving your inconvenience.

Jack
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
news:eFUlb.33422$Rd4.3437@fed1read07...
ROTFLMAO

Sorry Doug I am no long sanctioned to do wet work.


Well, don't go around teasing people like that! I was gonna have you
take
care of the guy AND his damned dog.

So you have dog problems. Well to solve the inconvenience. Buy some
Pillsbury chocolate cookie dough at your grocery store and some chocolate
Exlax. Put two bars of Exlax in each cookie and bake. About an hour before
the neighbor brings the dog in for the night. Toss two cookies to the dog.

You'll know you got even when you see the carpet cleaning truck or new
carpet being installed.

Jack
"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
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Doug thanks for the migraine headache. I will be coming to your house to
pick up the medicine personally to remove the pain. ö¿ö

rotflmao

Jack
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
This is bait & switch. I'm callin' the NY attorney general. :-)

"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
news:POUlb.33423$Rd4.27387@fed1read07...
Well Doug, you can always by the books don't get MAD GET EVEN, and
SCREW
YOU
II. They are packed full of great nasties for your type of problem.

Good luck on solving your inconvenience.

Jack
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
news:eFUlb.33422$Rd4.3437@fed1read07...
ROTFLMAO

Sorry Doug I am no long sanctioned to do wet work.


Well, don't go around teasing people like that! I was gonna have you
take
care of the guy AND his damned dog.

"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
news:JGVlb.33430$Rd4.15009@fed1read07...
So you have dog problems. Well to solve the inconvenience. Buy some
Pillsbury chocolate cookie dough at your grocery store and some chocolate
Exlax. Put two bars of Exlax in each cookie and bake. About an hour
before
the neighbor brings the dog in for the night. Toss two cookies to the
dog.

You'll know you got even when you see the carpet cleaning truck or new
carpet being installed.


You're as phucked up as I am! Have a beer!

Thanks. Don't mined if I do. Cheers, and may I toast you on such an astute
observation.

Jack
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
news:JGVlb.33430$Rd4.15009@fed1read07...
So you have dog problems. Well to solve the inconvenience. Buy some
Pillsbury chocolate cookie dough at your grocery store and some
chocolate
Exlax. Put two bars of Exlax in each cookie and bake. About an hour
before
the neighbor brings the dog in for the night. Toss two cookies to the
dog.

You'll know you got even when you see the carpet cleaning truck or new
carpet being installed.


You're as phucked up as I am! Have a beer!

"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
news:gXVlb.33432$Rd4.2825@fed1read07...
Thanks. Don't mined if I do. Cheers, and may I toast you on such an
astute
observation.

Dirty secret. If I'm up at 4:00 AM because the neighbor's dog is out making
noise, I'll sometimes dose my cat (Rosie the Horrible) with catnip, let her
out, and toss cat treats along the fenceline. Drives the friggin' dog nuts,
and there seems to be no limit as to how much the the cat's willing to spend
along that fence. The dog ends up with its neck and legs completely wrapped
in its chain. Much more fun than calling the cops to enforce the noise
ordinance, which doesn't work most of the time anyway.

Jack Rye wrote:

So you have dog problems. Well to solve the inconvenience. Buy some
Pillsbury chocolate cookie dough at your grocery store and some chocolate
Exlax. Put two bars of Exlax in each cookie and bake. About an hour before
the neighbor brings the dog in for the night. Toss two cookies to the dog.

You'll know you got even when you see the carpet cleaning truck or new
carpet being installed.

Years ago the dog across the street used to come over and knock my
garbage can over and paw the lid off. I had some old raw/freezer burned
Italian sausage laying about...one chunk of exlax per link in the trash
can. I was actually relieved to see the dog out and moving two weeks
later since I then knew I hadn't killed it. It wasn't really the dogs
fault. It also never came into my yard ever again.

--
The wise and intelligent are coming belatedly to realize that alcohol, and
not the dog, is man's best friend. Rover is taking a beating -- and he should.
-- W.C. Fields