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Sorry Doug I am no long sanctioned to do wet work.

Jack
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Jack Rye" .# wrote in message
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Here is one of my best tricks at getting rid of roaches on a boat. Make
sure that you can open all the windows and hatches from outside the
boat.
You do not want to go inside the boat to open the hatches. Put a 5
gallon
container inside the boat with a few fans to circulate the air. Pour
equal
parts of Clorox and Ammonia into the five gallon container. Now run like
hell and get away from the boat. Clorox and Ammonia mixed together
produces
a vary deadly substance called Chlorine Gas. Chlorine gas is odorless
and
colorless, and highly deadly. Chlorine Gas will kill everything and
anything
in a matter of a minutes. Many a house wife has died from mixing the
two
chemicals together by accident.

I MUST REPEAT CLOROX AND AMMONIA MIXED IN EVEN SMALL AMOUNTS WILL KILL
YOU
VARY QUICKLY.

I have this neighbor....can I hire you?