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John H.[_5_] September 8th 15 03:48 PM

What's next?
 
On Tue, 8 Sep 2015 09:33:45 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 9/8/2015 9:28 AM, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?

Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.


If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Try to get this straight. The gay guy just masterbates into a turkey
baster. The real dad is the turkey baster. It wouldn't be gay any other way.


And I suppose Florida law precludes suing a 'bater's baster for child support. Then I
hope the lesbians stay 'married'.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Keyser Söze September 8th 15 04:08 PM

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On 9/8/15 10:48 AM, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 8 Sep 2015 09:33:45 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 9/8/2015 9:28 AM, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?

Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.

If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Try to get this straight. The gay guy just masterbates into a turkey
baster. The real dad is the turkey baster. It wouldn't be gay any other way.


And I suppose Florida law precludes suing a 'bater's baster for child support. Then I
hope the lesbians stay 'married'.
--



Wow...junior high school level anti-gay jokes. You just know when these
two assholes get together or meet with their buddies, they exchange
anti-black jokes, anti-gay jokes, anti-Latino jokes, anti-Jewish jokes,
et cetera, but what would you expect from useless old farts like John
the Racist and FlaDumb...who haven't had sexual encounters with a woman
in this century.




Califbill September 8th 15 05:35 PM

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Keyser Söze wrote:
On 9/8/15 10:48 AM, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 8 Sep 2015 09:33:45 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 9/8/2015 9:28 AM, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?

Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.

If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Try to get this straight. The gay guy just masterbates into a turkey
baster. The real dad is the turkey baster. It wouldn't be gay any other way.


And I suppose Florida law precludes suing a 'bater's baster for child support. Then I
hope the lesbians stay 'married'.
--



Wow...junior high school level anti-gay jokes. You just know when these
two assholes get together or meet with their buddies, they exchange
anti-black jokes, anti-gay jokes, anti-Latino jokes, anti-Jewish jokes,
et cetera, but what would you expect from useless old farts like John the
Racist and FlaDumb...who haven't had sexual encounters with a woman in this century.


Maybe if you had a relationship with a women, you would not be a bitter old
man.

Califbill September 8th 15 05:35 PM

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John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?


Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.


If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


Probably yes. Cats here a couple years ago, where someone got a coworker
to donate the sperm. Later person lost job, and court ruled the sperm
donor was financially liable,

Wayne.B September 8th 15 06:06 PM

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On Tue, 08 Sep 2015 11:35:38 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Keyser Söze wrote:
On 9/8/15 10:48 AM, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 8 Sep 2015 09:33:45 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 9/8/2015 9:28 AM, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?

Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.

If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Try to get this straight. The gay guy just masterbates into a turkey
baster. The real dad is the turkey baster. It wouldn't be gay any other way.

And I suppose Florida law precludes suing a 'bater's baster for child support. Then I
hope the lesbians stay 'married'.
--



Wow...junior high school level anti-gay jokes. You just know when these
two assholes get together or meet with their buddies, they exchange
anti-black jokes, anti-gay jokes, anti-Latino jokes, anti-Jewish jokes,
et cetera, but what would you expect from useless old farts like John the
Racist and FlaDumb...who haven't had sexual encounters with a woman in this century.


Maybe if you had a relationship with a women, you would not be a bitter old
man.


===

And he'd probably never go back to goats and sheep.

[email protected] September 8th 15 06:13 PM

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On Tue, 08 Sep 2015 11:35:38 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?

Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.


If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


Probably yes. Cats here a couple years ago, where someone got a coworker
to donate the sperm. Later person lost job, and court ruled the sperm
donor was financially liable,


t really depends on whether your state has passed the UPA and which
version.

[email protected] September 8th 15 07:10 PM

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On Tuesday, September 8, 2015 at 12:35:40 PM UTC-4, Califbill wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?

Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.


If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


Probably yes. Cats here a couple years ago, where someone got a coworker
to donate the sperm. Later person lost job, and court ruled the sperm
donor was financially liable,


Well, that is Kalifornia, after all. :)

[email protected] September 8th 15 07:13 PM

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On Tuesday, September 8, 2015 at 1:06:09 PM UTC-4, Wayne. B wrote:
On Tue, 08 Sep 2015 11:35:38 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Keyser Söze wrote:
On 9/8/15 10:48 AM, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 8 Sep 2015 09:33:45 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 9/8/2015 9:28 AM, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?

Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.

If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Try to get this straight. The gay guy just masterbates into a turkey
baster. The real dad is the turkey baster. It wouldn't be gay any other way.

And I suppose Florida law precludes suing a 'bater's baster for child support. Then I
hope the lesbians stay 'married'.
--


Wow...junior high school level anti-gay jokes. You just know when these
two assholes get together or meet with their buddies, they exchange
anti-black jokes, anti-gay jokes, anti-Latino jokes, anti-Jewish jokes,
et cetera, but what would you expect from useless old farts like John the
Racist and FlaDumb...who haven't had sexual encounters with a woman in this century.


Maybe if you had a relationship with a women, you would not be a bitter old
man.


===

And he'd probably never go back to goats and sheep.


I looked up "limp-wristed, useless old fart" and a synonym was "harry krause".

Justan Olphart[_2_] September 8th 15 07:49 PM

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On 9/8/2015 2:55 PM, Califbill wrote:
wrote:
On Tuesday, September 8, 2015 at 12:35:40 PM UTC-4, Califbill wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?

Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.

If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Probably yes. Cats here a couple years ago, where someone got a coworker
to donate the sperm. Later person lost job, and court ruled the sperm
donor was financially liable,


Well, that is Kalifornia, after all. :)


Actually was Kansas.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/23/justic...perm-donation/

If the donor was KKKrause, good luck on collecting on that judgement.

Califbill September 8th 15 07:55 PM

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wrote:
On Tuesday, September 8, 2015 at 12:35:40 PM UTC-4, Califbill wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?

Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.

If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


Probably yes. Cats here a couple years ago, where someone got a coworker
to donate the sperm. Later person lost job, and court ruled the sperm
donor was financially liable,


Well, that is Kalifornia, after all. :)


Actually was Kansas.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/23/justic...perm-donation/


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