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Justan Olphart[_2_] September 7th 15 04:41 PM

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Maternity leave for gay couples?

[email protected] September 7th 15 10:39 PM

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On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?


That is already here.

Justan Olphart[_2_] September 8th 15 01:23 AM

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On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?


That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?

Justan Olphart[_2_] September 8th 15 01:38 AM

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On 9/7/2015 9:33 PM, True North wrote:
Justan Olphart
- show quoted text -
"How does a gay boy get knocked up?"



Still trying with your special friend, eh? Forget it, no matter how hard you try, it's not possible!

So what's with the maternity leave?

True North[_2_] September 8th 15 02:33 AM

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Justan Olphart
- show quoted text -
"How does a gay boy get knocked up?"



Still trying with your special friend, eh? Forget it, no matter how hard you try, it's not possible!

Califbill September 8th 15 04:35 AM

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Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?


That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?


Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.

True North[_2_] September 8th 15 01:02 PM

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Justan Olphart
- hide quoted text -
On 9/7/2015 9:33 PM, True North wrote:
Justan Olphart
- show quoted text -
"How does a gay boy get knocked up?"



Still trying with your special friend, eh? *Forget it, no matter how hard you try, it's not possible!

"So what's with the maternity leave?"


Surely a progressive place like Florida would have maternity leave for adopting parents.

Justan Olphart[_2_] September 8th 15 02:27 PM

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On 9/8/2015 8:02 AM, True North wrote:
Justan Olphart
- hide quoted text -
On 9/7/2015 9:33 PM, True North wrote:
Justan Olphart
- show quoted text -
"How does a gay boy get knocked up?"



Still trying with your special friend, eh? Forget it, no matter how hard you try, it's not possible!

"So what's with the maternity leave?"


Surely a progressive place like Florida would have maternity leave for adopting parents.

Please explain why?

John H.[_5_] September 8th 15 02:28 PM

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On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?


Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.


If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Justan Olphart[_2_] September 8th 15 02:33 PM

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On 9/8/2015 9:28 AM, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?


Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.


If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Try to get this straight. The gay guy just masterbates into a turkey
baster. The real dad is the turkey baster. It wouldn't be gay any other way.

John H.[_5_] September 8th 15 03:48 PM

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On Tue, 8 Sep 2015 09:33:45 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 9/8/2015 9:28 AM, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?

Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.


If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Try to get this straight. The gay guy just masterbates into a turkey
baster. The real dad is the turkey baster. It wouldn't be gay any other way.


And I suppose Florida law precludes suing a 'bater's baster for child support. Then I
hope the lesbians stay 'married'.
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Keyser Söze September 8th 15 04:08 PM

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On 9/8/15 10:48 AM, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 8 Sep 2015 09:33:45 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 9/8/2015 9:28 AM, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?

Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.

If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Try to get this straight. The gay guy just masterbates into a turkey
baster. The real dad is the turkey baster. It wouldn't be gay any other way.


And I suppose Florida law precludes suing a 'bater's baster for child support. Then I
hope the lesbians stay 'married'.
--



Wow...junior high school level anti-gay jokes. You just know when these
two assholes get together or meet with their buddies, they exchange
anti-black jokes, anti-gay jokes, anti-Latino jokes, anti-Jewish jokes,
et cetera, but what would you expect from useless old farts like John
the Racist and FlaDumb...who haven't had sexual encounters with a woman
in this century.




Califbill September 8th 15 05:35 PM

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Keyser Söze wrote:
On 9/8/15 10:48 AM, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 8 Sep 2015 09:33:45 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 9/8/2015 9:28 AM, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?

Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.

If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Try to get this straight. The gay guy just masterbates into a turkey
baster. The real dad is the turkey baster. It wouldn't be gay any other way.


And I suppose Florida law precludes suing a 'bater's baster for child support. Then I
hope the lesbians stay 'married'.
--



Wow...junior high school level anti-gay jokes. You just know when these
two assholes get together or meet with their buddies, they exchange
anti-black jokes, anti-gay jokes, anti-Latino jokes, anti-Jewish jokes,
et cetera, but what would you expect from useless old farts like John the
Racist and FlaDumb...who haven't had sexual encounters with a woman in this century.


Maybe if you had a relationship with a women, you would not be a bitter old
man.

Califbill September 8th 15 05:35 PM

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John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?


Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.


If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


Probably yes. Cats here a couple years ago, where someone got a coworker
to donate the sperm. Later person lost job, and court ruled the sperm
donor was financially liable,

Wayne.B September 8th 15 06:06 PM

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On Tue, 08 Sep 2015 11:35:38 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Keyser Söze wrote:
On 9/8/15 10:48 AM, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 8 Sep 2015 09:33:45 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 9/8/2015 9:28 AM, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?

Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.

If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Try to get this straight. The gay guy just masterbates into a turkey
baster. The real dad is the turkey baster. It wouldn't be gay any other way.

And I suppose Florida law precludes suing a 'bater's baster for child support. Then I
hope the lesbians stay 'married'.
--



Wow...junior high school level anti-gay jokes. You just know when these
two assholes get together or meet with their buddies, they exchange
anti-black jokes, anti-gay jokes, anti-Latino jokes, anti-Jewish jokes,
et cetera, but what would you expect from useless old farts like John the
Racist and FlaDumb...who haven't had sexual encounters with a woman in this century.


Maybe if you had a relationship with a women, you would not be a bitter old
man.


===

And he'd probably never go back to goats and sheep.

[email protected] September 8th 15 06:13 PM

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On Tue, 08 Sep 2015 11:35:38 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?

Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.


If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


Probably yes. Cats here a couple years ago, where someone got a coworker
to donate the sperm. Later person lost job, and court ruled the sperm
donor was financially liable,


t really depends on whether your state has passed the UPA and which
version.

[email protected] September 8th 15 07:10 PM

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On Tuesday, September 8, 2015 at 12:35:40 PM UTC-4, Califbill wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?

Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.


If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


Probably yes. Cats here a couple years ago, where someone got a coworker
to donate the sperm. Later person lost job, and court ruled the sperm
donor was financially liable,


Well, that is Kalifornia, after all. :)

[email protected] September 8th 15 07:13 PM

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On Tuesday, September 8, 2015 at 1:06:09 PM UTC-4, Wayne. B wrote:
On Tue, 08 Sep 2015 11:35:38 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Keyser Söze wrote:
On 9/8/15 10:48 AM, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 8 Sep 2015 09:33:45 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 9/8/2015 9:28 AM, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?

Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.

If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Try to get this straight. The gay guy just masterbates into a turkey
baster. The real dad is the turkey baster. It wouldn't be gay any other way.

And I suppose Florida law precludes suing a 'bater's baster for child support. Then I
hope the lesbians stay 'married'.
--


Wow...junior high school level anti-gay jokes. You just know when these
two assholes get together or meet with their buddies, they exchange
anti-black jokes, anti-gay jokes, anti-Latino jokes, anti-Jewish jokes,
et cetera, but what would you expect from useless old farts like John the
Racist and FlaDumb...who haven't had sexual encounters with a woman in this century.


Maybe if you had a relationship with a women, you would not be a bitter old
man.


===

And he'd probably never go back to goats and sheep.


I looked up "limp-wristed, useless old fart" and a synonym was "harry krause".

Justan Olphart[_2_] September 8th 15 07:49 PM

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On 9/8/2015 2:55 PM, Califbill wrote:
wrote:
On Tuesday, September 8, 2015 at 12:35:40 PM UTC-4, Califbill wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?

Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.

If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!

Probably yes. Cats here a couple years ago, where someone got a coworker
to donate the sperm. Later person lost job, and court ruled the sperm
donor was financially liable,


Well, that is Kalifornia, after all. :)


Actually was Kansas.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/23/justic...perm-donation/

If the donor was KKKrause, good luck on collecting on that judgement.

Califbill September 8th 15 07:55 PM

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wrote:
On Tuesday, September 8, 2015 at 12:35:40 PM UTC-4, Califbill wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:35:19 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/7/2015 5:39 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 7 Sep 2015 11:41:40 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

Maternity leave for gay couples?

That is already here.

How does a gay boy get knocked up?

Gay girls, use gay guy sperm donor. Friends did that.

If they split up, can one sue the gay guy sperm donor for child support?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


Probably yes. Cats here a couple years ago, where someone got a coworker
to donate the sperm. Later person lost job, and court ruled the sperm
donor was financially liable,


Well, that is Kalifornia, after all. :)


Actually was Kansas.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/23/justic...perm-donation/

Alex[_4_] September 9th 15 01:22 AM

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True North wrote:
Justan Olphart
- show quoted text -
"How does a gay boy get knocked up?"



Still trying with your special friend, eh? Forget it, no matter how hard you try, it's not possible!


Dumb.

Alex[_4_] September 9th 15 01:23 AM

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Justan Olphart wrote:
On 9/8/2015 8:02 AM, True North wrote:
Justan Olphart
- hide quoted text -
On 9/7/2015 9:33 PM, True North wrote:
Justan Olphart
- show quoted text -
"How does a gay boy get knocked up?"



Still trying with your special friend, eh? Forget it, no matter how
hard you try, it's not possible!

"So what's with the maternity leave?"


Surely a progressive place like Florida would have maternity leave
for adopting parents.

Please explain why?


He can't. It was a dumb remark that he can't delete.


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