True North wrote:
Keyser says...

"You're a funny guy. Betcha Donnie has required less surgery than you
have, and he probably can hear and has his own teeth, too."



No surgeries since I went through the windshield of my brother-in-laws
ambulance in September of 1979. Unfortunately I did lose a couple of
chicklets as I hit the windshield and frame on the way out in a highway
accident. My hearing is excellent though.

Too stupid to use a seat belt? You never really worked in a noisy
environment from what I gather. Never had to strain yourself as a Crown
Corporation ( government ) employee.