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On Sat, 09 May 2015 18:32:58 -0400, Justan Olphart
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We're heading out to the marina as soon as our boat guests arrive from
neighboring Virginia. Supposed to be around 80F today with just a touch
of wind.

You should leave the laptop at home and head for Florida. Be a nice
ride, and you
have no problem doing a couple hundred miles a day.



Sorry, Johnnymop, but I didn't trade my boat in on a tin travel trailer.
And a run of 100+ miles in a day down the Bay to the Virginia Beach area
on a good day is not unreasonable at 20+ knots.


Cept you haven't been gone long enough to make that trip and stop for
lunch, today. Use a little more care when you put your stories together.


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Yes, our friend of imaginary boat fame is back imagining things again.
All this from a guy who couldn't afford to run a Parker 24 with a
single outboard. Fortunately he was able to sell it for more than he
paid thanks to his brilliant maintenance, and roll the proceeds over
into some sort of small, low transom Parker. Of course the LT Parker
proved to be a bit too small for the type of imaginary boating he
really wanted to do, so now he's back to playing with his rubber ducky
in the bath tub. What a loser.
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On Saturday, May 9, 2015 at 7:16:23 PM UTC-4, Wayne. B wrote:
On Sat, 09 May 2015 18:32:58 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

We're heading out to the marina as soon as our boat guests arrive from
neighboring Virginia. Supposed to be around 80F today with just a touch
of wind.

You should leave the laptop at home and head for Florida. Be a nice
ride, and you
have no problem doing a couple hundred miles a day.



Sorry, Johnnymop, but I didn't trade my boat in on a tin travel trailer.
And a run of 100+ miles in a day down the Bay to the Virginia Beach area
on a good day is not unreasonable at 20+ knots.


Cept you haven't been gone long enough to make that trip and stop for
lunch, today. Use a little more care when you put your stories together.


===

Yes, our friend of imaginary boat fame is back imagining things again.
All this from a guy who couldn't afford to run a Parker 24 with a
single outboard. Fortunately he was able to sell it for more than he
paid thanks to his brilliant maintenance, and roll the proceeds over
into some sort of small, low transom Parker. Of course the LT Parker
proved to be a bit too small for the type of imaginary boating he
really wanted to do, so now he's back to playing with his rubber ducky
in the bath tub. What a loser.


You guys owe me a keyboard... and a mouse, and mouse pad...

and a diet coke!



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On Sat, 9 May 2015 17:26:52 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Saturday, May 9, 2015 at 7:16:23 PM UTC-4, Wayne. B wrote:
On Sat, 09 May 2015 18:32:58 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

We're heading out to the marina as soon as our boat guests arrive from
neighboring Virginia. Supposed to be around 80F today with just a touch
of wind.

You should leave the laptop at home and head for Florida. Be a nice
ride, and you
have no problem doing a couple hundred miles a day.



Sorry, Johnnymop, but I didn't trade my boat in on a tin travel trailer.
And a run of 100+ miles in a day down the Bay to the Virginia Beach area
on a good day is not unreasonable at 20+ knots.

Cept you haven't been gone long enough to make that trip and stop for
lunch, today. Use a little more care when you put your stories together.


===

Yes, our friend of imaginary boat fame is back imagining things again.
All this from a guy who couldn't afford to run a Parker 24 with a
single outboard. Fortunately he was able to sell it for more than he
paid thanks to his brilliant maintenance, and roll the proceeds over
into some sort of small, low transom Parker. Of course the LT Parker
proved to be a bit too small for the type of imaginary boating he
really wanted to do, so now he's back to playing with his rubber ducky
in the bath tub. What a loser.


You guys owe me a keyboard... and a mouse, and mouse pad...

and a diet coke!


They're mean.
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On 5/12/2015 1:53 PM, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 9 May 2015 17:26:52 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Saturday, May 9, 2015 at 7:16:23 PM UTC-4, Wayne. B wrote:
On Sat, 09 May 2015 18:32:58 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

We're heading out to the marina as soon as our boat guests arrive from
neighboring Virginia. Supposed to be around 80F today with just a touch
of wind.

You should leave the laptop at home and head for Florida. Be a nice
ride, and you
have no problem doing a couple hundred miles a day.



Sorry, Johnnymop, but I didn't trade my boat in on a tin travel trailer.
And a run of 100+ miles in a day down the Bay to the Virginia Beach area
on a good day is not unreasonable at 20+ knots.

Cept you haven't been gone long enough to make that trip and stop for
lunch, today. Use a little more care when you put your stories together.

===

Yes, our friend of imaginary boat fame is back imagining things again.
All this from a guy who couldn't afford to run a Parker 24 with a
single outboard. Fortunately he was able to sell it for more than he
paid thanks to his brilliant maintenance, and roll the proceeds over
into some sort of small, low transom Parker. Of course the LT Parker
proved to be a bit too small for the type of imaginary boating he
really wanted to do, so now he's back to playing with his rubber ducky
in the bath tub. What a loser.


You guys owe me a keyboard... and a mouse, and mouse pad...

and a diet coke!


They're mean.

We are doing a community service to expose Krause's lies.
And he's keeping us pretty busy.

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I've been "born again" as a nice guy."


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On Tue, 12 May 2015 14:08:43 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 5/12/2015 1:53 PM, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 9 May 2015 17:26:52 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Saturday, May 9, 2015 at 7:16:23 PM UTC-4, Wayne. B wrote:
On Sat, 09 May 2015 18:32:58 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

We're heading out to the marina as soon as our boat guests arrive from
neighboring Virginia. Supposed to be around 80F today with just a touch
of wind.

You should leave the laptop at home and head for Florida. Be a nice
ride, and you
have no problem doing a couple hundred miles a day.



Sorry, Johnnymop, but I didn't trade my boat in on a tin travel trailer.
And a run of 100+ miles in a day down the Bay to the Virginia Beach area
on a good day is not unreasonable at 20+ knots.

Cept you haven't been gone long enough to make that trip and stop for
lunch, today. Use a little more care when you put your stories together.

===

Yes, our friend of imaginary boat fame is back imagining things again.
All this from a guy who couldn't afford to run a Parker 24 with a
single outboard. Fortunately he was able to sell it for more than he
paid thanks to his brilliant maintenance, and roll the proceeds over
into some sort of small, low transom Parker. Of course the LT Parker
proved to be a bit too small for the type of imaginary boating he
really wanted to do, so now he's back to playing with his rubber ducky
in the bath tub. What a loser.

You guys owe me a keyboard... and a mouse, and mouse pad...

and a diet coke!


They're mean.

We are doing a community service to expose Krause's lies.
And he's keeping us pretty busy.


Bumper sticker of the day:

Marine Sniper - "You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
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Wayne.B wrote:
On Sat, 09 May 2015 18:32:58 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

We're heading out to the marina as soon as our boat guests arrive from
neighboring Virginia. Supposed to be around 80F today with just a touch
of wind.
You should leave the laptop at home and head for Florida. Be a nice
ride, and you
have no problem doing a couple hundred miles a day.


Sorry, Johnnymop, but I didn't trade my boat in on a tin travel trailer.
And a run of 100+ miles in a day down the Bay to the Virginia Beach area
on a good day is not unreasonable at 20+ knots.

Cept you haven't been gone long enough to make that trip and stop for
lunch, today. Use a little more care when you put your stories together.

===

Yes, our friend of imaginary boat fame is back imagining things again.
All this from a guy who couldn't afford to run a Parker 24 with a
single outboard. Fortunately he was able to sell it for more than he
paid thanks to his brilliant maintenance, and roll the proceeds over
into some sort of small, low transom Parker. Of course the LT Parker
proved to be a bit too small for the type of imaginary boating he
really wanted to do, so now he's back to playing with his rubber ducky
in the bath tub. What a loser.


That, too!

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