BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler, Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler, Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/15/15 9:50 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this
time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler, Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

He'd have to be one brave fellow to marry into that dysfunctional family.

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/15/2015 9:53 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 9:50 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this
time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler, Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

He'd have to be one brave fellow to marry into that dysfunctional family.



Bristol Palin is dysfunctional because she had a kid out of wedlock?
How liberal of you.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/15/15 10:00 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:53 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 9:50 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this
time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler, Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to
the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

He'd have to be one brave fellow to marry into that dysfunctional family.



Bristol Palin is dysfunctional because she had a kid out of wedlock?
How liberal of you.



No, the entire Palin family is dysfunctional, and not because Bristol
had a child out of wedlock.

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/15/2015 10:14 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:00 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:53 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 9:50 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this
time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler,
Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to
the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

He'd have to be one brave fellow to marry into that dysfunctional
family.



Bristol Palin is dysfunctional because she had a kid out of wedlock?
How liberal of you.



No, the entire Palin family is dysfunctional, and not because Bristol
had a child out of wedlock.



Well, for a dysfunctional family the Palin clan seems to be enjoying
success ... financial and otherwise ... that most, including you or I
will ever achieve.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/15/2015 9:53 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 9:50 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this
time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler, Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

He'd have to be one brave fellow to marry into that dysfunctional family.

You may disagree, but................................ The coward's way
out is not appropriate for everyone.

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/15/2015 10:14 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:00 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:53 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 9:50 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this
time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler,
Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to
the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

He'd have to be one brave fellow to marry into that dysfunctional
family.



Bristol Palin is dysfunctional because she had a kid out of wedlock?
How liberal of you.



No, the entire Palin family is dysfunctional, and not because Bristol
had a child out of wedlock.

You're a fine one to call anyone disfunctional.

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/15/15 10:25 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 10:14 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:00 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:53 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 9:50 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota
Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this
time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler,
Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor
Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to
the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

He'd have to be one brave fellow to marry into that dysfunctional
family.



Bristol Palin is dysfunctional because she had a kid out of wedlock?
How liberal of you.



No, the entire Palin family is dysfunctional, and not because Bristol
had a child out of wedlock.



Well, for a dysfunctional family the Palin clan seems to be enjoying
success ... financial and otherwise ... that most, including you or I
will ever achieve.



'Mericans love freak shows. I don't know about the patriarch up there,
though...he seems to be a pretty normal guy whose outlet is to
"escape" to long sled dog races, fishing trips, et cetera.

BTW, I wouldn't judge Bristol in an unfavorable light for having a child
out of wedlock. But I would judge her mama unfavorably for allowing the
young man who committed statutory rape on Bristol and impregnated her to
move into Bristol's bedroom in the family house. And I would judge
Bristol unfavorably for positioning herself as a spokesperson for
anti-unwed-motherhood. Bristol is also a terrible dancer but, then, so
am I.





--
Proud to be a Liberal.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/15/2015 10:31 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:25 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 10:14 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:00 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:53 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 9:50 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota
Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a
Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol
this
time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler,
Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor
Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to
the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

He'd have to be one brave fellow to marry into that dysfunctional
family.



Bristol Palin is dysfunctional because she had a kid out of wedlock?
How liberal of you.



No, the entire Palin family is dysfunctional, and not because Bristol
had a child out of wedlock.



Well, for a dysfunctional family the Palin clan seems to be enjoying
success ... financial and otherwise ... that most, including you or I
will ever achieve.



'Mericans love freak shows. I don't know about the patriarch up there,
though...he seems to be a pretty normal guy whose outlet is to
"escape" to long sled dog races, fishing trips, et cetera.

BTW, I wouldn't judge Bristol in an unfavorable light for having a child
out of wedlock. But I would judge her mama unfavorably for allowing the
young man who committed statutory rape on Bristol and impregnated her to
move into Bristol's bedroom in the family house. And I would judge
Bristol unfavorably for positioning herself as a spokesperson for
anti-unwed-motherhood. Bristol is also a terrible dancer but, then, so
am I.


She also has much nicer legs than you.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/15/15 10:34 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 10:31 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:25 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 10:14 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:00 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:53 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 9:50 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota
Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a
Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol
this
time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler,
Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor
Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more
attuned to
the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

He'd have to be one brave fellow to marry into that dysfunctional
family.



Bristol Palin is dysfunctional because she had a kid out of wedlock?
How liberal of you.



No, the entire Palin family is dysfunctional, and not because Bristol
had a child out of wedlock.



Well, for a dysfunctional family the Palin clan seems to be enjoying
success ... financial and otherwise ... that most, including you or I
will ever achieve.



'Mericans love freak shows. I don't know about the patriarch up there,
though...he seems to be a pretty normal guy whose outlet is to
"escape" to long sled dog races, fishing trips, et cetera.

BTW, I wouldn't judge Bristol in an unfavorable light for having a child
out of wedlock. But I would judge her mama unfavorably for allowing the
young man who committed statutory rape on Bristol and impregnated her to
move into Bristol's bedroom in the family house. And I would judge
Bristol unfavorably for positioning herself as a spokesperson for
anti-unwed-motherhood. Bristol is also a terrible dancer but, then, so
am I.


She also has much nicer legs than you.




Looks like she has slimmed down some. When she was on "Dancing with the
Stars," she was quite chunky with fat legs. (The only time I ever
watched that show, by the way, and at the insistence of my sister in
law). According to my wife's grandmother, I have "beautiful legs." She
was 88 when she said that. It's been a running joke here for a long
time. :)

I hope the new couple has a happy life. They can help assure that by
moving as far away from Mama Moosekiller as possible.


--
Proud to be a Liberal.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 10:43:37 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 3/15/15 10:34 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 10:31 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:25 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 10:14 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:00 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:53 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 9:50 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota
Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a
Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol
this
time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler,
Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor
Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more
attuned to
the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

He'd have to be one brave fellow to marry into that dysfunctional
family.



Bristol Palin is dysfunctional because she had a kid out of wedlock?
How liberal of you.



No, the entire Palin family is dysfunctional, and not because Bristol
had a child out of wedlock.



Well, for a dysfunctional family the Palin clan seems to be enjoying
success ... financial and otherwise ... that most, including you or I
will ever achieve.



'Mericans love freak shows. I don't know about the patriarch up there,
though...he seems to be a pretty normal guy whose outlet is to
"escape" to long sled dog races, fishing trips, et cetera.

BTW, I wouldn't judge Bristol in an unfavorable light for having a child
out of wedlock. But I would judge her mama unfavorably for allowing the
young man who committed statutory rape on Bristol and impregnated her to
move into Bristol's bedroom in the family house. And I would judge
Bristol unfavorably for positioning herself as a spokesperson for
anti-unwed-motherhood. Bristol is also a terrible dancer but, then, so
am I.


She also has much nicer legs than you.




Looks like she has slimmed down some. When she was on "Dancing with the
Stars," she was quite chunky with fat legs. (The only time I ever
watched that show, by the way, and at the insistence of my sister in
law). According to my wife's grandmother, I have "beautiful legs." She
was 88 when she said that. It's been a running joke here for a long
time. :)

I hope the new couple has a happy life. They can help assure that by
moving as far away from Mama Moosekiller as possible.

I've seen 'em. They ain't. Your wife's grandmother, bless her soul, was wrong.

Chunky is a good word, and we're not talking peanut butter!
--

Guns don't cause problems. Gun owner
*behavior* causes problems.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 10:34:09 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 3/15/2015 10:31 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:25 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 10:14 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:00 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:53 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 9:50 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota
Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a
Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol
this
time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler,
Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor
Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to
the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

He'd have to be one brave fellow to marry into that dysfunctional
family.



Bristol Palin is dysfunctional because she had a kid out of wedlock?
How liberal of you.



No, the entire Palin family is dysfunctional, and not because Bristol
had a child out of wedlock.



Well, for a dysfunctional family the Palin clan seems to be enjoying
success ... financial and otherwise ... that most, including you or I
will ever achieve.



'Mericans love freak shows. I don't know about the patriarch up there,
though...he seems to be a pretty normal guy whose outlet is to
"escape" to long sled dog races, fishing trips, et cetera.

BTW, I wouldn't judge Bristol in an unfavorable light for having a child
out of wedlock. But I would judge her mama unfavorably for allowing the
young man who committed statutory rape on Bristol and impregnated her to
move into Bristol's bedroom in the family house. And I would judge
Bristol unfavorably for positioning herself as a spokesperson for
anti-unwed-motherhood. Bristol is also a terrible dancer but, then, so
am I.


She also has much nicer legs than you.


Spoken like a true, freak show loving 'Merican.
--

Guns don't cause problems. Gun owner
*behavior* causes problems.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/15/15 2:04 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 10:43:37 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

When she was on "Dancing with the
Stars," she was quite chunky with fat legs. (The only time I ever
watched that show,

You really are obsessed with the Palin women aren't you?
Do you have an alert set up on your I-Phone any time any one of them
does anything?
I never hear this stuff until you post it here and I have CNN or
C-span on most of the day.


Mostly I find these gems posted by some of my buddies on EweTube. The
Palins are an object of fascination.

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 14:45:13 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 3/15/15 2:04 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 10:43:37 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

When she was on "Dancing with the
Stars," she was quite chunky with fat legs. (The only time I ever
watched that show,

You really are obsessed with the Palin women aren't you?
Do you have an alert set up on your I-Phone any time any one of them
does anything?
I never hear this stuff until you post it here and I have CNN or
C-span on most of the day.


Mostly I find these gems posted by some of my buddies on EweTube. The
Palins are an object of fascination for me and my buddies.

There, I fixed your incomplete sentence.
--

Guns don't cause problems. Gun owner
*behavior* causes problems.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/15/15 2:50 PM, John H. wrote:
On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 14:45:13 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 3/15/15 2:04 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 10:43:37 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

When she was on "Dancing with the
Stars," she was quite chunky with fat legs. (The only time I ever
watched that show,

You really are obsessed with the Palin women aren't you?
Do you have an alert set up on your I-Phone any time any one of them
does anything?
I never hear this stuff until you post it here and I have CNN or
C-span on most of the day.


Mostly I find these gems posted by some of my buddies on EweTube. The
Palins are an object of fascination for me and my buddies.

There, I fixed your incomplete sentence.


No, you simply made it more wordy. There rarely is a sentence of mine
that needs fixing by an aging white racist like you, Colonel Klink.

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On Sunday, March 15, 2015 at 9:44:12 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He's so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler, Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

ASSWIPE krause WISHES HE WAS IN THE PALIN FAMILY SECRETLY, HENCE THE INFATUATION.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 09:50:23 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler, Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

Proving that he is one brave son-of-a-bitch. But then maybe he likes
the idea of being part of a hayseed family known for getting drunk and
brawling at parties.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/15/15 9:37 PM, jps wrote:
On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 09:50:23 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler, Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

Proving that he is one brave son-of-a-bitch. But then maybe he likes
the idea of being part of a hayseed family known for getting drunk and
brawling at parties.


He's one brave guy, no question about it. Unfortunately, he's got some
serious emotional issues and I don't think they're going to get resolved
by marrying into the Palin family. :(

--
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BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On Sunday, March 15, 2015 at 6:44:12 AM UTC-7, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He's so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler, Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

That's nice.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/15/2015 10:42 PM, Tim wrote:
On Sunday, March 15, 2015 at 6:44:12 AM UTC-7, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He's so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler, Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

That's nice.

Harry's swelling with pride over his brother from another mother's sense
of humor. Snerk!

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On Sunday, March 15, 2015 at 6:37:24 PM UTC-7, jps wrote:
On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 09:50:23 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He's so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler, Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

Proving that he is one brave son-of-a-bitch. But then maybe he likes
the idea of being part of a hayseed family known for getting drunk and
brawling at parties.

You fail. He's not marrying into the Kennedy's.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this
time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler,
Wyoming, Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to
the lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Read it and STFU...

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/brist...ry?id=29675671

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On Monday, March 16, 2015 at 5:04:29 PM UTC-7, Someone wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He's so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this
time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler,
Wyoming, Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to
the lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Read it and STFU...

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/brist...ry?id=29675671

Yes, and that's from ABC too. Not some "rightie rag"

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On Sunday, March 15, 2015 at 8:54:46 PM UTC-7, Tom Nofinger wrote:
On Sunday, March 15, 2015 at 6:37:24 PM UTC-7, jps wrote:
On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 09:50:23 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/17/15 6:49 AM, Tim wrote:
On Monday, March 16, 2015 at 5:04:29 PM UTC-7, Someone wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He's so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this
time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler,
Wyoming, Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to
the lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Read it and STFU...

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/brist...ry?id=29675671

Yes, and that's from ABC too. Not some "rightie rag"


Indeed, he seems a nice young man, but the fun is being poked at the
Palins, not at him. You did understand that, right?

Hope he's got his issues under control now. He's had some serious
emotional problems resulting probably from the horrific things he saw
and experienced as a soldier. He's going to need everything he's got to
stay sane around the Palins.

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

Harry I think you need to quit poking fingers at people. The old saying is generally true that if you point a finger at others you have three pointing back at yourself.

But that's ok I suppose. You love to stir a pot

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/17/15 9:13 AM, Tim wrote:
Harry I think you need to quit poking fingers at people. The old saying is generally true that if you point a finger at others you have three pointing back at yourself.

But that's ok I suppose. You love to stir a pot


What? I'm supposed to take this newsgroup seriously? Why? There are less
than a handful of posters whose scribblings and dribblings here I
actually read and enjoy. Sarah Palin makes the Palins a target for
laughter.

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

Harry shouldn't you pull that finger out of the pot,wash it of and give it a rest for a while?

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On Tue, 17 Mar 2015 09:28:36 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

There are less
than a handful of posters whose scribblings and dribblings here I
actually read and enjoy.

===

Were you under the impression that this group exists only for your
benefit?

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

Tim wrote:
Harry shouldn't you pull that finger out of the pot,wash it of and give
it a rest for a while?

Tried that for a couple of months. Your right wing buddies here continued
their snotty behavior. Why bother.
--
Sent from my iPhone 6+

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/17/2015 9:28 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/17/15 9:13 AM, Tim wrote:
Harry I think you need to quit poking fingers at people. The old
saying is generally true that if you point a finger at others you have
three pointing back at yourself.

But that's ok I suppose. You love to stir a pot


What? I'm supposed to take this newsgroup seriously? Why? There are less
than a handful of posters whose scribblings and dribblings here I
actually read and enjoy. Sarah Palin makes the Palins a target for
laughter.


You're our joke. And that's the truth.

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/17/2015 10:13 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Tim wrote:
Harry shouldn't you pull that finger out of the pot,wash it of and give
it a rest for a while?

Tried that for a couple of months. Your right wing buddies here continued
their snotty behavior. Why bother.


Don't give up so easily. I always knew you have no spine.

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/17/15 9:45 AM, Tim wrote:
Harry shouldn't you pull that finger out of the pot,wash it of and give it a rest for a while?


Why not tell your buddies here to pull their fingers out of their asses,
wash them off, and give it a rest? You never seem to do that, eh? Why is
that, Tim?

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On Tuesday, March 17, 2015 at 11:17:05 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/17/15 9:45 AM, Tim wrote:
Harry shouldn't you pull that finger out of the pot,wash it of and give it a rest for a while?


Why not tell your buddies here to pull their fingers out of their asses,
wash them off, and give it a rest? You never seem to do that, eh? Why is
that, Tim?

He's just whacking the busiest mole.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On Tue, 17 Mar 2015 08:27:17 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Tuesday, March 17, 2015 at 11:17:05 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/17/15 9:45 AM, Tim wrote:
Harry shouldn't you pull that finger out of the pot,wash it of and give it a rest for a while?


Why not tell your buddies here to pull their fingers out of their asses,
wash them off, and give it a rest? You never seem to do that, eh? Why is
that, Tim?

He's just whacking the busiest mole.

Moll or troll?
--

Guns don't cause problems. Gun owner
*behavior* causes problems.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On Tuesday, March 17, 2015 at 11:45:07 AM UTC-4, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 17 Mar 2015 08:27:17 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Tuesday, March 17, 2015 at 11:17:05 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/17/15 9:45 AM, Tim wrote:
Harry shouldn't you pull that finger out of the pot,wash it of and give it a rest for a while?


Why not tell your buddies here to pull their fingers out of their asses,
wash them off, and give it a rest? You never seem to do that, eh? Why is
that, Tim?

He's just whacking the busiest mole.

Moll or troll?

Yes.

Oh, wait... you think he's a gun moll? :)

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On Tue, 17 Mar 2015 10:27:01 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Tuesday, March 17, 2015 at 11:45:07 AM UTC-4, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 17 Mar 2015 08:27:17 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Tuesday, March 17, 2015 at 11:17:05 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/17/15 9:45 AM, Tim wrote:
Harry shouldn't you pull that finger out of the pot,wash it of and give it a rest for a while?


Why not tell your buddies here to pull their fingers out of their asses,
wash them off, and give it a rest? You never seem to do that, eh? Why is
that, Tim?

He's just whacking the busiest mole.

Moll or troll?

Yes.

Oh, wait... you think he's a gun moll? :)

Whoops. I made a mistake. And I admit it freely. Please don't castigate me two
harley.

A trollish gun moll.

--

Guns don't cause problems. Gun owner
*behavior* causes problems.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/17/15 1:34 PM, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 17 Mar 2015 10:27:01 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Tuesday, March 17, 2015 at 11:45:07 AM UTC-4, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 17 Mar 2015 08:27:17 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Tuesday, March 17, 2015 at 11:17:05 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/17/15 9:45 AM, Tim wrote:
Harry shouldn't you pull that finger out of the pot,wash it of and give it a rest for a while?


Why not tell your buddies here to pull their fingers out of their asses,
wash them off, and give it a rest? You never seem to do that, eh? Why is
that, Tim?

He's just whacking the busiest mole.

Moll or troll?

Yes.

Oh, wait... you think he's a gun moll? :)

Whoops. I made a mistake. And I admit it freely. Please don't castigate me two
harley.

A trollish gun moll.


No wonder we lost Vietnam...

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

BIG Social News from Alaska!
 

On 3/17/2015 1:35 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/17/15 1:34 PM, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 17 Mar 2015 10:27:01 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Tuesday, March 17, 2015 at 11:45:07 AM UTC-4, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 17 Mar 2015 08:27:17 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Tuesday, March 17, 2015 at 11:17:05 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/17/15 9:45 AM, Tim wrote:
Harry shouldn't you pull that finger out of the pot,wash it of
and give it a rest for a while?


Why not tell your buddies here to pull their fingers out of their
asses,
wash them off, and give it a rest? You never seem to do that, eh?
Why is
that, Tim?

He's just whacking the busiest mole.

Moll or troll?

Yes.

Oh, wait... you think he's a gun moll? :)

Whoops. I made a mistake. And I admit it freely. Please don't
castigate me two
harley.

A trollish gun moll.


No wonder we lost Vietnam...

Might have turned out differently had you not been afraid to lend your
support.

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."