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Mr. Luddite January 31st 15 05:45 PM

Yo, John
 
On 1/31/2015 12:42 PM, KC wrote:
On 1/31/2015 12:08 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 1/31/2015 11:28 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 1/31/15 11:18 AM, True North wrote:
On Saturday, 31 January 2015 11:08:01 UTC-4, KC wrote:
On 1/31/2015 9:53 AM, True North wrote:
Clara gossips...


"I had an optometry appointment Thursday. We talked about shooting.
Told him that I
could see sights and a blurry target with computer glasses, or see a
sharp target and
very blurry sights with the distance glasses. I asked if he could
write a
prescription to enable both with the same glasses.

He looked at me and simply said, "No." "



That's scary!
Might be time for a new hobby. I recommend bowling for you.


plink join harry


Hell no...the MiniMan plinked? me!
Whatever will I do?


Check to make sure you're not bleeding anywhere, and nothing is missing
from your refrigerator?

I've *plonked* a few bozos here (slammer, fla jim, someone else, and one
or two others) but I've never plinked anyone. It sounds...ominous. :)



You have to plink before you can plonk.




Yup, we are learning that here... off to the LCQ :)



What is a "LCQ" ?



Keyser Söze January 31st 15 06:15 PM

Yo, John
 
"Mr. Luddite" wrote:
On 1/31/2015 12:42 PM, KC wrote:
On 1/31/2015 12:08 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 1/31/2015 11:28 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 1/31/15 11:18 AM, True North wrote:
On Saturday, 31 January 2015 11:08:01 UTC-4, KC wrote:
On 1/31/2015 9:53 AM, True North wrote:
Clara gossips...


"I had an optometry appointment Thursday. We talked about shooting.
Told him that I
could see sights and a blurry target with computer glasses, or see a
sharp target and
very blurry sights with the distance glasses. I asked if he could
write a
prescription to enable both with the same glasses.

He looked at me and simply said, "No." "



That's scary!
Might be time for a new hobby. I recommend bowling for you.


plink join harry


Hell no...the MiniMan plinked? me!
Whatever will I do?


Check to make sure you're not bleeding anywhere, and nothing is missing
from your refrigerator?

I've *plonked* a few bozos here (slammer, fla jim, someone else, and one
or two others) but I've never plinked anyone. It sounds...ominous. :)



You have to plink before you can plonk.




Yup, we are learning that here... off to the LCQ :)



What is a "LCQ" ?


It might mean Last Chance Qualifier, a motorcycle racing term for those who
weren't able to qualify previously for a race.

--
Sent from my iPhone 6+

KC January 31st 15 07:41 PM

Yo, John
 
On 1/31/2015 12:45 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 1/31/2015 12:42 PM, KC wrote:
On 1/31/2015 12:08 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 1/31/2015 11:28 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 1/31/15 11:18 AM, True North wrote:
On Saturday, 31 January 2015 11:08:01 UTC-4, KC wrote:
On 1/31/2015 9:53 AM, True North wrote:
Clara gossips...


"I had an optometry appointment Thursday. We talked about shooting.
Told him that I
could see sights and a blurry target with computer glasses, or see a
sharp target and
very blurry sights with the distance glasses. I asked if he could
write a
prescription to enable both with the same glasses.

He looked at me and simply said, "No." "



That's scary!
Might be time for a new hobby. I recommend bowling for you.


plink join harry


Hell no...the MiniMan plinked? me!
Whatever will I do?


Check to make sure you're not bleeding anywhere, and nothing is missing
from your refrigerator?

I've *plonked* a few bozos here (slammer, fla jim, someone else, and
one
or two others) but I've never plinked anyone. It sounds...ominous. :)



You have to plink before you can plonk.




Yup, we are learning that here... off to the LCQ :)



What is a "LCQ" ?



"Last chance qualifier". It's a racing term. After the qualifying motos
in a race weekend there are usually two starting spots left on the
starting gate. These spots are filled by the top two riders in the
"LCQ". The main purpose of the LCQ is to make sure top riders and teams
don't lose a season over one small crash, a bad start, or a blown tire
during one of 40 qualifying motos in a season and lose their whole
season. It gives them one more chance to get into the main event that
day (where they should be). And assuming they don't have another
incident, they should get that spot pretty easily as the other 20 riders
in the LCQ generally didn't qualify in the qualifying events because
they are just not competitive enough... HTMS...



KC January 31st 15 07:42 PM

Yo, John
 
On 1/31/2015 12:45 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 1/31/2015 12:42 PM, KC wrote:
On 1/31/2015 12:08 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 1/31/2015 11:28 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 1/31/15 11:18 AM, True North wrote:
On Saturday, 31 January 2015 11:08:01 UTC-4, KC wrote:
On 1/31/2015 9:53 AM, True North wrote:
Clara gossips...


"I had an optometry appointment Thursday. We talked about shooting.
Told him that I
could see sights and a blurry target with computer glasses, or see a
sharp target and
very blurry sights with the distance glasses. I asked if he could
write a
prescription to enable both with the same glasses.

He looked at me and simply said, "No." "



That's scary!
Might be time for a new hobby. I recommend bowling for you.


plink join harry


Hell no...the MiniMan plinked? me!
Whatever will I do?


Check to make sure you're not bleeding anywhere, and nothing is missing
from your refrigerator?

I've *plonked* a few bozos here (slammer, fla jim, someone else, and
one
or two others) but I've never plinked anyone. It sounds...ominous. :)



You have to plink before you can plonk.




Yup, we are learning that here... off to the LCQ :)



What is a "LCQ" ?



Oh, and it was a somewhat kryptic message to those who know what's been
going on here lately... or stalkers... so ask harry :)

Keyser Söze January 31st 15 07:50 PM

Yo, John
 
On 1/31/15 2:42 PM, KC wrote:
On 1/31/2015 12:45 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 1/31/2015 12:42 PM, KC wrote:
On 1/31/2015 12:08 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 1/31/2015 11:28 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 1/31/15 11:18 AM, True North wrote:
On Saturday, 31 January 2015 11:08:01 UTC-4, KC wrote:
On 1/31/2015 9:53 AM, True North wrote:
Clara gossips...


"I had an optometry appointment Thursday. We talked about shooting.
Told him that I
could see sights and a blurry target with computer glasses, or
see a
sharp target and
very blurry sights with the distance glasses. I asked if he could
write a
prescription to enable both with the same glasses.

He looked at me and simply said, "No." "



That's scary!
Might be time for a new hobby. I recommend bowling for you.


plink join harry


Hell no...the MiniMan plinked? me!
Whatever will I do?


Check to make sure you're not bleeding anywhere, and nothing is
missing
from your refrigerator?

I've *plonked* a few bozos here (slammer, fla jim, someone else, and
one
or two others) but I've never plinked anyone. It sounds...ominous. :)



You have to plink before you can plonk.




Yup, we are learning that here... off to the LCQ :)



What is a "LCQ" ?



Oh, and it was a somewhat kryptic message to those who know what's been
going on here lately... or stalkers... so ask harry :)



I'm not stalking you, Scotty. At present, my thought for you is that you
get through your familial problems "ok."



--
Proud to be a Liberal.

[email protected] February 1st 15 12:57 AM

Yo, John
 
On Saturday, January 31, 2015 at 2:50:08 PM UTC-5, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 1/31/15 2:42 PM, KC wrote:
On 1/31/2015 12:45 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 1/31/2015 12:42 PM, KC wrote:
On 1/31/2015 12:08 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 1/31/2015 11:28 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 1/31/15 11:18 AM, True North wrote:
On Saturday, 31 January 2015 11:08:01 UTC-4, KC wrote:
On 1/31/2015 9:53 AM, True North wrote:
Clara gossips...


"I had an optometry appointment Thursday. We talked about shooting.
Told him that I
could see sights and a blurry target with computer glasses, or
see a
sharp target and
very blurry sights with the distance glasses. I asked if he could
write a
prescription to enable both with the same glasses.

He looked at me and simply said, "No." "



That's scary!
Might be time for a new hobby. I recommend bowling for you.


plink join harry


Hell no...the MiniMan plinked? me!
Whatever will I do?


Check to make sure you're not bleeding anywhere, and nothing is
missing
from your refrigerator?

I've *plonked* a few bozos here (slammer, fla jim, someone else, and
one
or two others) but I've never plinked anyone. It sounds...ominous. :)



You have to plink before you can plonk.




Yup, we are learning that here... off to the LCQ :)


What is a "LCQ" ?



Oh, and it was a somewhat kryptic message to those who know what's been
going on here lately... or stalkers... so ask harry :)



I'm not stalking you, Scotty. At present, my thought for you is that you
get through your familial problems "ok."


Are you trading in gossip, Clara?


Someone Else[_4_] February 1st 15 02:53 AM

Yo, John
 
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 1/31/15 12:52 AM, wrote:
On 31 Jan 2015 01:55:06 GMT, Keyser Söze wrote:

Tim wrote:


Harry in the not to distant past I thought you said that after showing
him a paper, you're lawyer advised you to get a gun and a permit. Not
that the CCL was gotten just for the fun of it.

Nope. And I didn't say I got it for the fun of it. Those are your
words.


No you said it was a "on a lark".


Yawn.

One more time. Some years ago, a poster in this newsgroup who was out
of control and apparently still is, made some direct and indirect
threats of violence towards me and to other posters here. In my case,
it was also hinted the violence would be perpetrated upon me by a
motorcycle gang member.

I took the threats seriously and contacted law enforcement in his area.
Two officers were dispatched to talk to the fellow. I reported all the
communications to the local and state police authorities here, who
also took them seriously. It was suggested I apply for a carry permit.
My lawyer said he could handle the application and other paperwork. I
said "Sure, go ahead." That's all there was to it. For me, the process
itself was a lark, since *I* really didn't have to do much and it gave
me a smile.

I keep forgetting this is rec.boats. :)



You forget a lot of things. Paying taxes aside, you called the police
to start trouble.

Someone Else[_4_] February 1st 15 02:58 AM

Yo, John
 
Poquito Loco wrote:
On Sat, 31 Jan 2015 06:53:50 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

Clara gossips...


"I had an optometry appointment Thursday. We talked about shooting. Told him that I
could see sights and a blurry target with computer glasses, or see a sharp target and
very blurry sights with the distance glasses. I asked if he could write a
prescription to enable both with the same glasses.

He looked at me and simply said, "No." "



That's scary!
Might be time for a new hobby. I recommend bowling for you.

Do you know what gossip is?

What's scary, Don?

Apparently backing up a small boat with a small SUV is scary to him.


KC February 1st 15 02:59 AM

Yo, John
 
On 1/31/2015 9:53 PM, Someone Else wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 1/31/15 12:52 AM, wrote:
On 31 Jan 2015 01:55:06 GMT, Keyser Söze wrote:

Tim wrote:

Harry in the not to distant past I thought you said that after showing
him a paper, you're lawyer advised you to get a gun and a permit. Not
that the CCL was gotten just for the fun of it.

Nope. And I didn't say I got it for the fun of it. Those are your
words.

No you said it was a "on a lark".


Yawn.

One more time. Some years ago, a poster in this newsgroup who was out
of control and apparently still is, made some direct and indirect
threats of violence towards me and to other posters here. In my case,
it was also hinted the violence would be perpetrated upon me by a
motorcycle gang member.

I took the threats seriously and contacted law enforcement in his area.
Two officers were dispatched to talk to the fellow. I reported all the
communications to the local and state police authorities here, who
also took them seriously. It was suggested I apply for a carry permit.
My lawyer said he could handle the application and other paperwork. I
said "Sure, go ahead." That's all there was to it. For me, the process
itself was a lark, since *I* really didn't have to do much and it gave
me a smile.

LOL, bull****. You falsified police reports and trolled to get a permit...






You forget a lot of things. Paying taxes aside, you called the police
to start trouble.



True North[_2_] February 1st 15 12:57 PM

Yo, John
 
On Saturday, 31 January 2015 22:59:32 UTC-4, KC wrote:
On 1/31/2015 9:53 PM, Someone Else wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 1/31/15 12:52 AM, wrote:
On 31 Jan 2015 01:55:06 GMT, Keyser Söze wrote:

Tim wrote:

Harry in the not to distant past I thought you said that after showing
him a paper, you're lawyer advised you to get a gun and a permit. Not
that the CCL was gotten just for the fun of it.

Nope. And I didn't say I got it for the fun of it. Those are your
words.

No you said it was a "on a lark".


Yawn.

One more time. Some years ago, a poster in this newsgroup who was out
of control and apparently still is, made some direct and indirect
threats of violence towards me and to other posters here. In my case,
it was also hinted the violence would be perpetrated upon me by a
motorcycle gang member.

I took the threats seriously and contacted law enforcement in his area..
Two officers were dispatched to talk to the fellow. I reported all the
communications to the local and state police authorities here, who
also took them seriously. It was suggested I apply for a carry permit.
My lawyer said he could handle the application and other paperwork. I
said "Sure, go ahead." That's all there was to it. For me, the process
itself was a lark, since *I* really didn't have to do much and it gave
me a smile.

LOL, bull****. You falsified police reports and trolled to get a permit....






You forget a lot of things. Paying taxes aside, you called the police
to start trouble.



Wow!
You are either the world's greatest 'natural born liar' or simply 'bat **** crazy'.
I'm thinking ...both.


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