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Poco Loco November 18th 14 05:12 PM

Happiness is...
 
....taking a Valium prior to going to the dentist for a root canal.

Adio Muchasos - and you too, TOAD!

--

"The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who's winning an argument
with a liberal."

....Peter Brimelow (Author)
(Thanks, Luddite!)

F*O*A*D November 18th 14 05:19 PM

Happiness is...
 
Poco Loco wrote:
...taking a Valium prior to going to the dentist for a root canal.

Adio Muchasos - and you too, TOAD!

--

"The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who's winning an argument
with a liberal."

...Peter Brimelow (Author)
(Thanks, Luddite!)


Good luck.
--
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Harrold November 19th 14 01:59 AM

Happiness is...
 
On 11/18/2014 12:19 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
Poco Loco wrote:
...taking a Valium prior to going to the dentist for a root canal.

Adio Muchasos - and you too, TOAD!

--

"The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who's winning an argument
with a liberal."

...Peter Brimelow (Author)
(Thanks, Luddite!)


Good luck.

Now a days it's more skill than luck that determines the outcome of a
root canal.

True North[_2_] November 19th 14 02:14 AM

Happiness is...
 
John H.
"...taking a Valium prior to going to the dentist for a root canal"


Say what?
What do you need a Valium for? I've had a couple of root canals and it was only marginally worse than a good sized filling.

Califbill November 19th 14 02:31 AM

Happiness is...
 
True North wrote:
John H.
"...taking a Valium prior to going to the dentist for a root canal"


Say what?
What do you need a Valium for? I've had a couple of root canals and it
was only marginally worse than a good sized filling.


That is because you have no feelings.

KC November 19th 14 03:13 AM

Happiness is...
 
On 11/18/2014 9:14 PM, True North wrote:
John H.
"...taking a Valium prior to going to the dentist for a root canal"


Say what?
What do you need a Valium for? I've had a couple of root canals and it was only marginally worse than a good sized filling.


Wow, what a man!

KC November 19th 14 03:13 AM

Happiness is...
 
On 11/18/2014 9:31 PM, Califbill wrote:
True North wrote:
John H.
"...taking a Valium prior to going to the dentist for a root canal"


Say what?
What do you need a Valium for? I've had a couple of root canals and it
was only marginally worse than a good sized filling.


That is because you have no feelings.


More likely because Valium and Beer don't mix well...

F*O*A*D November 19th 14 03:39 AM

Happiness is...
 
KC wrote:
On 11/18/2014 9:31 PM, Califbill wrote:
True North wrote:
John H.
"...taking a Valium prior to going to the dentist for a root canal"


Say what?
What do you need a Valium for? I've had a couple of root canals and it
was only marginally worse than a good sized filling.


That is because you have no feelings.


More likely because Valium and Beer don't mix well...


You would know...
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Poco Loco November 19th 14 12:19 PM

Happiness is...
 
On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 18:14:36 -0800 (PST), True North
wrote:

John H.
"...taking a Valium prior to going to the dentist for a root canal"


Say what?
What do you need a Valium for? I've had a couple of root canals and it was only marginally worse than a good sized filling.


....for about an hour.

Harrold November 19th 14 01:45 PM

Happiness is...
 
On 11/18/2014 10:13 PM, KC wrote:
On 11/18/2014 9:14 PM, True North wrote:
John H.
"...taking a Valium prior to going to the dentist for a root canal"


Say what?
What do you need a Valium for? I've had a couple of root canals and it
was only marginally worse than a good sized filling.


Wow, what a man!

I wonder what he means by marginally worse? His dentist probably uses
laughing gas on him to prevent him from flailing about. Do you think all
liberals are such big sissies?

amdx[_3_] November 19th 14 05:02 PM

Happiness is...
 
On 11/18/2014 9:13 PM, KC wrote:
On 11/18/2014 9:14 PM, True North wrote:
John H.
"...taking a Valium prior to going to the dentist for a root canal"


Say what?
What do you need a Valium for? I've had a couple of root canals and it
was only marginally worse than a good sized filling.


Wow, what a man!


Well after that I hate to tell my story, but, I will anyway.
About 15 years ago, I had a filling and the numb feeling in my jaw
just seemed to last way to long. The next time I needed a filing I told
the dentist to skip the Novocain ( I've been told that's not what they
use now). He went a head and I went home with no numbness. During one
procedure as the dentist was finishing up he flinch and said "oh, I
forgot you weren't numbed, I told him, I want you forget, I want you to
do what needs to be done.
My dentist recently retired and I instructed the new dentist about
not using Novocain, during the procedure he was trying wedge a spacer
between two teeth, the hygienist told him don't forget he's not numbed,
I couldn't talk by a wagged my finger at her.
I suspect f I needed a root canal I'd opt for a pain reliever.

Regarding happiness is..., or as I would call it temporary contentment,
last time I was in for an MRI, for a herniated disc, I took a pain pill
(Hydrocodone) and 4 oz of Coffee Kaluha. It was no problem setting
perfectly still for 40 minutes with the sound of the MRI machine droning
away. Tech said we got really good pictures.
Miiek

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[email protected] November 20th 14 03:52 AM

Happiness is...
 
On Tuesday, November 18, 2014 9:14:39 PM UTC-5, True North, harrys dicklicker wrote:

Say what?
What do you need a Valium for? I've had a couple of root canals and it was only marginally worse than a good sized filling.


Ther last good filling you had was when krause came in your mouth....**** off dicklicker.

Poco Loco November 22nd 14 11:15 PM

Happiness is...
 
On Sat, 22 Nov 2014 18:06:23 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

...taking a Valium prior to going to the dentist for a root canal.

Adio Muchasos - and you too, TOAD!


You need to go to a real endodontist. No Valium, no pain killers not
even an Advil.

http://www.drwingfchan.com/


My dental insurance won't cover anesthesia, so I get the shots. I hate
the shots.

F*O*A*D November 22nd 14 11:16 PM

Happiness is...
 
On 11/22/14 6:15 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Sat, 22 Nov 2014 18:06:23 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

...taking a Valium prior to going to the dentist for a root canal.

Adio Muchasos - and you too, TOAD!


You need to go to a real endodontist. No Valium, no pain killers not
even an Advil.

http://www.drwingfchan.com/


My dental insurance won't cover anesthesia, so I get the shots. I hate
the shots.


Perhaps a cup of hemlock tea...

--
One failed attempt at a shoe bomb and we all have to take our shoes off
at the airport…

Thirty one school shootings since Columbine and counting and *no change*
in gun regulations.

Harrold November 23rd 14 12:21 AM

Happiness is...
 
On 11/22/2014 6:16 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 11/22/14 6:15 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Sat, 22 Nov 2014 18:06:23 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

...taking a Valium prior to going to the dentist for a root canal.

Adio Muchasos - and you too, TOAD!

You need to go to a real endodontist. No Valium, no pain killers not
even an Advil.

http://www.drwingfchan.com/


My dental insurance won't cover anesthesia, so I get the shots. I hate
the shots.


Perhaps a cup of hemlock tea...


Do you feel so intimidated by John that you wish him dead? Sad, really
sad. Have you seen a shrink yet?

[email protected] November 23rd 14 04:18 AM

Happiness is...
 
On Saturday, November 22, 2014 7:21:56 PM UTC-5, Harrold wrote:

Do you feel so intimidated by John that you wish him dead? Sad, really
sad. Have you seen a shrink yet?


She lives upstairs.

Poco Loco November 23rd 14 07:43 PM

Happiness is...
 
On Sun, 23 Nov 2014 14:17:12 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Sat, 22 Nov 2014 18:06:23 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

...taking a Valium prior to going to the dentist for a root canal.

Adio Muchasos - and you too, TOAD!

You need to go to a real endodontist. No Valium, no pain killers not
even an Advil.

http://www.drwingfchan.com/


My dental insurance won't cover anesthesia, so I get the shots. I hate
the shots.


No anesthesia needed, just a couple of shots of novicane in the gums and
5 minutes later he is drilling into your teeth.


The drilling's OK. It's the shots I hate. I really think dentists
would stay a lot busier if they could figure out a painless way to
give the damn shots.

True North[_2_] November 23rd 14 10:10 PM

Happiness is...
 
Johnny whines..
"The drilling's OK. It's the shots I hate. I really think dentists
would stay a lot busier if they could figure out a painless way to
give the damn shots."

SNERK!
Those little needles in the gums scare you?
My dentist will rub my gums with some kind of local freezing before inserting the needles on occasion.
I've never asked for it and have told her I don't like the taste of that stuff. I'll take my needles straight up.

KC November 23rd 14 10:50 PM

Happiness is...
 
On 11/23/2014 2:43 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Sun, 23 Nov 2014 14:17:12 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Sat, 22 Nov 2014 18:06:23 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

...taking a Valium prior to going to the dentist for a root canal.

Adio Muchasos - and you too, TOAD!

You need to go to a real endodontist. No Valium, no pain killers not
even an Advil.

http://www.drwingfchan.com/


My dental insurance won't cover anesthesia, so I get the shots. I hate
the shots.


No anesthesia needed, just a couple of shots of novicane in the gums and
5 minutes later he is drilling into your teeth.


The drilling's OK. It's the shots I hate. I really think dentists
would stay a lot busier if they could figure out a painless way to
give the damn shots.


My dentist uses a topical before the shots so I barely feel them going
in.. unfortunately, Novocaine has very little effect on me. Last time
the dentist mocked me and told me he had put 4 times the normal dose in,
and suggested I couldn't feel a thing.. Then I told him which teeth he
was touching with his probe:) He was astonished but admitted some folks
are more immune to it, and I was the most he had ever seen. He gave me a
couple more, then he just had to continue on despite the pain... I lived...

KC November 23rd 14 11:02 PM

Happiness is...
 
On 11/23/2014 5:10 PM, True North wrote:
Johnny whines..
"The drilling's OK. It's the shots I hate. I really think dentists
would stay a lot busier if they could figure out a painless way to
give the damn shots."

SNERK!
Those little needles in the gums scare you?
My dentist will rub my gums with some kind of local freezing before inserting the needles on occasion.
I've never asked for it and have told her I don't like the taste of that stuff. I'll take my needles straight up.


Lol, sure, sure......

Poco Loco November 24th 14 12:25 AM

Happiness is...
 
On Sun, 23 Nov 2014 18:47:03 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Sun, 23 Nov 2014 14:17:12 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Sat, 22 Nov 2014 18:06:23 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

...taking a Valium prior to going to the dentist for a root canal.

Adio Muchasos - and you too, TOAD!

You need to go to a real endodontist. No Valium, no pain killers not
even an Advil.

http://www.drwingfchan.com/


My dental insurance won't cover anesthesia, so I get the shots. I hate
the shots.

No anesthesia needed, just a couple of shots of novicane in the gums and
5 minutes later he is drilling into your teeth.


The drilling's OK. It's the shots I hate. I really think dentists
would stay a lot busier if they could figure out a painless way to
give the damn shots.


Suck it up and grow a pair. They swab this topical numbing stuff on your
gum where they are going to stick the needle in. You only feel a little
pinch when the needle goes in and then everything starts to get numb.


Your topical stuff is better than mine. You sound like my dentist,
"Mr. Herring, this is going to pinch a little." My response,
"Bull...it's going to feel like an ice pick going into my brain."

I'm always right.

Harrold November 24th 14 12:58 AM

Happiness is...
 
On 11/23/2014 5:10 PM, True North wrote:
Johnny whines..
"The drilling's OK. It's the shots I hate. I really think dentists
would stay a lot busier if they could figure out a painless way to
give the damn shots."

SNERK!
Those little needles in the gums scare you?
My dentist will rub my gums with some kind of local freezing before inserting the needles on occasion.
I've never asked for it and have told her I don't like the taste of that stuff. I'll take my needles straight up.


You're a mans man, that's fer sure. And we all know who that man is.

True North[_2_] November 24th 14 01:31 AM

Happiness is...
 
FlatulenceJim farts...
On 11/23/2014 5:10 PM, True North wrote:
- show quoted text -
"You're a mans man, that's fer sure. And we all know who that man is. "

....and you're a Girlieman...and we all know who your girlie friends are.

Harrold November 24th 14 02:00 AM

Happiness is...
 
On 11/23/2014 8:31 PM, True North wrote:
FlatulenceJim farts...
On 11/23/2014 5:10 PM, True North wrote:
- show quoted text -
"You're a mans man, that's fer sure. And we all know who that man is."

...and you're a Girlieman...and we all know who your girlie friends are.

Can't you do better than that?

KC November 24th 14 02:43 AM

Happiness is...
 
On 11/23/2014 7:58 PM, Harrold wrote:
On 11/23/2014 5:10 PM, True North wrote:
Johnny whines..
"The drilling's OK. It's the shots I hate. I really think dentists
would stay a lot busier if they could figure out a painless way to
give the damn shots."

SNERK!
Those little needles in the gums scare you?
My dentist will rub my gums with some kind of local freezing before
inserting the needles on occasion.
I've never asked for it and have told her I don't like the taste of
that stuff. I'll take my needles straight up.


You're a mans man, that's fer sure. And we all know who that man is.


Snerk...

KC November 24th 14 02:56 AM

Happiness is...
 
On 11/23/2014 7:25 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Sun, 23 Nov 2014 18:47:03 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Sun, 23 Nov 2014 14:17:12 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Sat, 22 Nov 2014 18:06:23 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

...taking a Valium prior to going to the dentist for a root canal.

Adio Muchasos - and you too, TOAD!

You need to go to a real endodontist. No Valium, no pain killers not
even an Advil.

http://www.drwingfchan.com/


My dental insurance won't cover anesthesia, so I get the shots. I hate
the shots.

No anesthesia needed, just a couple of shots of novicane in the gums and
5 minutes later he is drilling into your teeth.

The drilling's OK. It's the shots I hate. I really think dentists
would stay a lot busier if they could figure out a painless way to
give the damn shots.


Suck it up and grow a pair. They swab this topical numbing stuff on your
gum where they are going to stick the needle in. You only feel a little
pinch when the needle goes in and then everything starts to get numb.


Your topical stuff is better than mine. You sound like my dentist,
"Mr. Herring, this is going to pinch a little." My response,
"Bull...it's going to feel like an ice pick going into my brain."

I'm always right.


Everybody experiences pain differently I guess.... if it hurts, that
sucks, but I might try another dentist cause the topical they use even
works on me and like I said, Novocaine doesn't.

[email protected] November 24th 14 04:02 AM

Happiness is...
 
On Sunday, November 23, 2014 5:10:35 PM UTC-5, True North wrote:
I'll take my needles straight up.

Just like you take krauses cock.


[email protected] November 24th 14 04:04 AM

Happiness is...
 
On Sunday, November 23, 2014 8:32:00 PM UTC-5, True North pulled krauses cock out of his mouth long enough to type:

...and you're a Girlieman...and we all know who your girlie friends are.


Sorry, dicklicker...YOU are the girlyman. Still driving that womans mini SUV?

Poco Loco November 24th 14 03:08 PM

Happiness is...
 
On Sun, 23 Nov 2014 21:56:52 -0500, KC wrote:

On 11/23/2014 7:25 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Sun, 23 Nov 2014 18:47:03 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Sun, 23 Nov 2014 14:17:12 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Sat, 22 Nov 2014 18:06:23 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

...taking a Valium prior to going to the dentist for a root canal.

Adio Muchasos - and you too, TOAD!

You need to go to a real endodontist. No Valium, no pain killers not
even an Advil.

http://www.drwingfchan.com/


My dental insurance won't cover anesthesia, so I get the shots. I hate
the shots.

No anesthesia needed, just a couple of shots of novicane in the gums and
5 minutes later he is drilling into your teeth.

The drilling's OK. It's the shots I hate. I really think dentists
would stay a lot busier if they could figure out a painless way to
give the damn shots.

Suck it up and grow a pair. They swab this topical numbing stuff on your
gum where they are going to stick the needle in. You only feel a little
pinch when the needle goes in and then everything starts to get numb.


Your topical stuff is better than mine. You sound like my dentist,
"Mr. Herring, this is going to pinch a little." My response,
"Bull...it's going to feel like an ice pick going into my brain."

I'm always right.


Everybody experiences pain differently I guess.... if it hurts, that
sucks, but I might try another dentist cause the topical they use even
works on me and like I said, Novocaine doesn't.


Nah. Been going to this one for about 24 years now. Hell, I think I've
put two of her kids through college all by myself. Took her husband
fishing a few times - just for spot, perch or croaker. He wouldn't use
a rod and reel, just wrapped the line around his hand and two handed
it in. He caught as many as I did.

Califbill November 25th 14 01:51 AM

Happiness is...
 
Harrold wrote:
On 11/23/2014 8:31 PM, True North wrote:
FlatulenceJim farts...
On 11/23/2014 5:10 PM, True North wrote:
- show quoted text -
"You're a mans man, that's fer sure. And we all know who that man is."

...and you're a Girlieman...and we all know who your girlie friends are.

Can't you do better than that?


Nope he does not have a Liberal Arts degree from a flyover school.


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