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H*a*r*r*o*l*d August 12th 14 03:09 PM

Motorcycle Heaven???
 
On 8/12/2014 7:24 AM, Wayne.B wrote:
On 12 Aug 2014 12:47:47 GMT, F.O.A.D. wrote:

That would be Boatless Flatulent Jim, who travels the Interstates in a tin
motel room. ?


===

Translation: Because Harry the double bankrupt, tax cheat, failure
does not own an RV, no one else should either.


On the subject of motorcycles. What do you think of trading in a Gold
Wing for a Can Am? I was following 3 motorcycles in Yellowstone,
recently, when a car pulled into traffic in front of them. Two of them
touched and went down instantly. Luckily they were moving slowly or
their injuries might have been more severe.

--
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the
government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of
taking care of them".
Thomas Jefferson

Wayne.B August 12th 14 03:09 PM

Motorcycle Heaven???
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2014 07:50:46 -0600, H*a*r*r*o*l*d
wrote:

YoU Use too many U's. YoUr Use of the English langUage is barely
recognizable as such. Perhaps yoU should Use a a Halifaxistan to English
translator.


===

Use of too many ewes? Sounds sheepish to me.

True North[_2_] August 12th 14 04:15 PM

Motorcycle Heaven???
 
On Tuesday, 12 August 2014 10:50:46 UTC-3, H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 8/12/2014 4:33 AM, True North wrote:

FlatulenceJim


"Deluxe? In a tin dinghy? ..."






Ohh...the Floriduh FunnyMan makes yet another lame attempt at humour.






YoU Use too many U's. YoUr Use of the English langUage is barely

recognizable as such. Perhaps yoU should Use a a Halifaxistan to English

translator.

--

"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the

government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of

taking care of them".

Thomas Jefferson


Leave it to y'all to *******ize the Queens English... especially southern boys.

H*a*r*r*o*l*d August 12th 14 04:18 PM

Motorcycle Heaven???
 
On 8/12/2014 9:15 AM, True North wrote:
On Tuesday, 12 August 2014 10:50:46 UTC-3, H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 8/12/2014 4:33 AM, True North wrote:

FlatulenceJim


"Deluxe? In a tin dinghy? ..."






Ohh...the Floriduh FunnyMan makes yet another lame attempt at humour.






YoU Use too many U's. YoUr Use of the English langUage is barely

recognizable as such. Perhaps yoU should Use a a Halifaxistan to English

translator.

--

"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the

government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of

taking care of them".

Thomas Jefferson


Leave it to y'all to *******ize the Queens English... especially southern boys.

Where is it written that the Queen has the right to govern your language?

--
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the
government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of
taking care of them".
Thomas Jefferson

Califbill August 12th 14 05:54 PM

Motorcycle Heaven???
 
H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 8/12/2014 7:24 AM, Wayne.B wrote:
On 12 Aug 2014 12:47:47 GMT, F.O.A.D. wrote:

That would be Boatless Flatulent Jim, who travels the Interstates in a tin
motel room. ?


===

Translation: Because Harry the double bankrupt, tax cheat, failure
does not own an RV, no one else should either.


On the subject of motorcycles. What do you think of trading in a Gold
Wing for a Can Am? I was following 3 motorcycles in Yellowstone,
recently, when a car pulled into traffic in front of them. Two of them
touched and went down instantly. Luckily they were moving slowly or their
injuries might have been more severe.



I have a friend who has a Can-Am. He loves it.

Califbill August 12th 14 05:54 PM

Motorcycle Heaven???
 
Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2014 07:50:46 -0600, H*a*r*r*o*l*d
wrote:

YoU Use too many U's. YoUr Use of the English langUage is barely
recognizable as such. Perhaps yoU should Use a a Halifaxistan to English
translator.


===

Use of too many ewes? Sounds sheepish to me.


Lol!!!

KC August 12th 14 07:00 PM

Motorcycle Heaven???
 
On 8/12/2014 10:09 AM, H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 8/12/2014 7:24 AM, Wayne.B wrote:
On 12 Aug 2014 12:47:47 GMT, F.O.A.D. wrote:

That would be Boatless Flatulent Jim, who travels the Interstates in
a tin
motel room. ?


===

Translation: Because Harry the double bankrupt, tax cheat, failure
does not own an RV, no one else should either.


On the subject of motorcycles. What do you think of trading in a Gold
Wing for a Can Am? I was following 3 motorcycles in Yellowstone,
recently, when a car pulled into traffic in front of them. Two of them
touched and went down instantly. Luckily they were moving slowly or
their injuries might have been more severe.


I guess if you are thinking of trading in your Motorcycle for a, um, not
motorcycle, that might be a way to go:)

KC August 12th 14 07:02 PM

Motorcycle Heaven???
 
On 8/12/2014 11:18 AM, H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 8/12/2014 9:15 AM, True North wrote:
On Tuesday, 12 August 2014 10:50:46 UTC-3, H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 8/12/2014 4:33 AM, True North wrote:

FlatulenceJim

"Deluxe? In a tin dinghy? ..."





Ohh...the Floriduh FunnyMan makes yet another lame attempt at humour.





YoU Use too many U's. YoUr Use of the English langUage is barely

recognizable as such. Perhaps yoU should Use a a Halifaxistan to English

translator.

--

"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the

government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of

taking care of them".

Thomas Jefferson


Leave it to y'all to *******ize the Queens English... especially
southern boys.

Where is it written that the Queen has the right to govern your language?


He just finds this mocking he does an easy way to mask his inferior
education, or his disregard for same...

KC August 12th 14 07:09 PM

Motorcycle Heaven???
 
On 8/12/2014 9:57 AM, H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 8/12/2014 6:47 AM, F.O.A.D. wrote:
True North wrote:
FlatulenceJim
"Deluxe? In a tin dinghy? ..."


Ohh...the Floriduh FunnyMan makes yet another lame attempt at humour.


That would be Boatless Flatulent Jim, who travels the Interstates in a
tin
motel room. 😀


Oh, it's much more luxurious than a motel room, Mr. Pustule. Take a ride
in your preferred, rented, tin bird and have a look down at the
beautiful countryside you've been missing out on all your miserable
life. :-)


I see these things every weekend. Most, if not all are cleaner, bigger,
and much more luxurious than anything harry could ever afford... and
even than what is typically available in most "non-tourist" destinations
across the US from what I have seen... But then again, I never spent 500
a night on a room, but harry hasn't either... The rooms he is talking
about I won't even stay in, rather stay at a dusty track in my tent,
with tornado warnings cause it's still cleaner and if it's not, it's my
dirt... I almost puked last time we had to stay in a Hilton for a
funeral. Sat on the room chair on my blanket all night long waiting for
the bugs, just couldn't sleep with that motel smell.... And that wasn't
some back woods **** hole, it was an expensive room in a Hilton on the
South Shore of Long Island...

KC August 12th 14 08:00 PM

Motorcycle Heaven???
 
On 8/12/2014 2:10 PM, wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2014 14:00:03 -0400, KC wrote:

On 8/12/2014 10:09 AM, H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 8/12/2014 7:24 AM, Wayne.B wrote:
On 12 Aug 2014 12:47:47 GMT, F.O.A.D. wrote:

That would be Boatless Flatulent Jim, who travels the Interstates in
a tin
motel room. ?

===

Translation: Because Harry the double bankrupt, tax cheat, failure
does not own an RV, no one else should either.


On the subject of motorcycles. What do you think of trading in a Gold
Wing for a Can Am? I was following 3 motorcycles in Yellowstone,
recently, when a car pulled into traffic in front of them. Two of them
touched and went down instantly. Luckily they were moving slowly or
their injuries might have been more severe.


I guess if you are thinking of trading in your Motorcycle for a, um, not
motorcycle, that might be a way to go:)


At a certain point, why not just buy a small convertible?


Yeah, I mean if he is concerened with colission, I can't even imagine
how that thing would move after being hit, and you spinning and rolling
with it... not for me...


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