....or just 'collards' as they're properly called are a tasty green. You like 'em or you don't. My
wife is in the 'don't' category. She can't stand the smell of them cooking. I like 'em - a lot. So,
here's a way to cook 'em that tastes pretty doggone good:

Collard Greens

Grocery store bag full of Collards
Large onion
4-5 cloves garlic
5 slices bacon
1 tablespoon sugar
1/8 cup Balsamic vinegar
½ tsp red pepper flakes (or something hot)

Wash and de-stem collards (don't worry about small stems).

Roll collard leaves and cut rolls about 1" wide. Boil about a cup of water in a pot and put all the
greens in the pot with the boiling water. Cover and let cook for about 12 minutes. Drain.

In the pot, fry the bacon after cutting into 1" pieces. Don't let it get done, as it will cook in
the collards.

Chop onions and garlic, add to balsamic vinegar, sugar, and hot pepper. Put collards back in pot and
add the ingredients, onions, etc. Stir, being sure to get the bacon pieces and fat mixed in well.
Cover and simmer for about one hour. Add a little water if necessary.

On 6/23/14, 1:12 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
...or just 'collards'


Crikey! It never ends with you.


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On 6/23/2014 1:12 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
...or just 'collards' as they're properly called are a tasty green. You like 'em or you don't. My
wife is in the 'don't' category. She can't stand the smell of them cooking.


Your wife is right... this is one recipe of yours I probably won't
consider but do go on...
I like 'em - a lot. So,
here's a way to cook 'em that tastes pretty doggone good:

Collard Greens

Grocery store bag full of Collards
Large onion
4-5 cloves garlic
5 slices bacon
1 tablespoon sugar
1/8 cup Balsamic vinegar
½ tsp red pepper flakes (or something hot)

Wash and de-stem collards (don't worry about small stems).

Roll collard leaves and cut rolls about 1" wide. Boil about a cup of water in a pot and put all the
greens in the pot with the boiling water. Cover and let cook for about 12 minutes. Drain.

In the pot, fry the bacon after cutting into 1" pieces. Don't let it get done, as it will cook in
the collards.

Chop onions and garlic, add to balsamic vinegar, sugar, and hot pepper. Put collards back in pot and
add the ingredients, onions, etc. Stir, being sure to get the bacon pieces and fat mixed in well.
Cover and simmer for about one hour. Add a little water if necessary.

Harry this is healthy eating! You condemn scrapple now it's collards?

On 6/23/14, 3:22 PM, Tim wrote:
Harry this is healthy eating! You condemn scrapple now it's collards?


No, Tim, I'm not condemning collards. Sheesh.


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On Mon, 23 Jun 2014 12:22:50 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Harry this is healthy eating! You condemn scrapple now it's collards?

He's just got to get in something negative. He's probably never even eaten a mess of collards.

On 6/23/14, 3:29 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jun 2014 12:22:50 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Harry this is healthy eating! You condemn scrapple now it's collards?

He's just got to get in something negative. He's probably never even eaten a mess of collards.



Wrong, John the Racist, as usual. Whenever we're in NW Florida, we buy a
"mess of greens" and other veggies from the roadside farm vendors.

My comment was aimed at you, for once again doing what you do
best...posting your non-boating hobbies.

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On 6/23/2014 2:29 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jun 2014 12:22:50 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Harry this is healthy eating! You condemn scrapple now it's collards?

He's just got to get in something negative. He's probably never even eaten a mess of collards.


Obviously he made a knee jerk racist comment.
Mikek

On 6/23/14, 8:48 PM, amdx wrote:
On 6/23/2014 2:29 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jun 2014 12:22:50 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

Harry this is healthy eating! You condemn scrapple now it's collards?

He's just got to get in something negative. He's probably never even
eaten a mess of collards.


Obviously he made a knee jerk racist comment.
Mikek


My comment about greens had nothing to do with race, and everything to
do with Herring's never-ending posts about his hobbies. I've eaten
greens many times on visits to the south, and have bought them from
roadside vendors in rural Florida.

You really are a ninny, Mikey. It's no surprise to me that you weren't
able to find a decent health insurance policy and are still whining
about it.

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On Mon, 23 Jun 2014 19:48:45 -0500, amdx wrote:

On 6/23/2014 2:29 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jun 2014 12:22:50 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Harry this is healthy eating! You condemn scrapple now it's collards?

He's just got to get in something negative. He's probably never even eaten a mess of collards.


Obviously he made a knee jerk racist comment.
Mikek

And apparently doesn't realize that 'greens' covers spinach, kale, turnips, dandelions, poke weed,
and collards - plus a bunch more I expect. It would be fun watching Harry try to cook a 'mess of
greens', other than throwing some spinach leaves on a salad! From what I can remember, the boy
should eat a lot more greens and a lot less bacon!