There's just *something* about this that rings...true.
It's a pass-along.


Dear Mr. xxxxx:

My name is Robin. I found your web page while surfing for information on
the wavelet transform and Win Sweldens Wavelet Lifting Scheme. I am
writing you because I know that anyone who would post such cute pictures
of signals and time series is someone who can be trusted.

I am the step daughter of Kenneth Lay, the former chief executive
officer of Enron. As you may know, my beloved step father, a gentle,
kind, Christian and above all, honest man, was forced to flee the United
States and go into hiding by numerous unfair accusations. Before he fled
to Brazil, he moved $150 million (one hundred fifty million, US) into
offshore bank accounts so that those evil Democratic plaintiff's lawyers
could not get their grubby hands on it.

As you might imagine, no one whose last name is Lay or who is associated
with our family can touch this money without being discovered by
rapacious lawyers and agents of the United States government. We plan to
move $20,000,000 (twenty million, US) quietly back into the United
States, where we plan to donate it to homes for disabled children.

The people that my step father believe were his friends, like George W.
Bush, who my step father helped get appointed president, have abandoned
him. My mother, Linda, and I cannot do this without your help. We need
an honest person, such as yourself, who will allow us to move these
funds through their bank account. In return we will pay you a 10%
commission (that's two million, US on your end).

Please send your bank account information and wire transfer numbers on
company letterhead to the Bahamas post box below. When we receive this
information and all modalities we will proceed with the details of this
transaction.

In the name of Jesus Christ, our Savior, God bless you for helping our
family in its time of need. I look forward to corresponding with you
soon.

Robin
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Hairy's off his meds again.....

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
There's just *something* about this that rings...true.
It's a pass-along.


Dear Mr. xxxxx:
[snip]

Subject: American Version of "Nigerian Bank Account" emails...
From: "L. A. Powell"

Hairy's off his meds again.....

Nah, just the opposite. His wife's been stealing meds from the patient's whose
bedpans she empties. KKKrause puts her up to it when his crack dealer is out of
town.

He'll get back on the pipe soon and everything will be fine.



People sleep peacefully in their beds at night because rough men stand ready to
do violence on their behalf......George Orwell.

Did you get this from http://www.democrats.org/fundraising_ideas ?

Sorry, couldn't resist.


Harry Krause wrote:
There's just *something* about this that rings...true.
It's a pass-along.


Dear Mr. xxxxx:
removed

Interesting bit of creative writing Harry if that really is from you
and not some Harry wannabe.

You can definitely do better, almost sounds like something the Snipper
would have composed.

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On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 19:22:19 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:
There's just *something* about this that rings...true.
It's a pass-along.


Dear Mr. xxxxx:

My name is Robin. I found your web page while surfing for information on
the wavelet transform and Win Sweldens Wavelet Lifting Scheme. I am
writing you because I know that anyone who would post such cute pictures
of signals and time series is someone who can be trusted.

I am the step daughter of Kenneth Lay, the former chief executive
officer of Enron. As you may know, my beloved step father, a gentle,
kind, Christian and above all, honest man, was forced to flee the United
States and go into hiding by numerous unfair accusations. Before he fled
to Brazil, he moved $150 million (one hundred fifty million, US) into
offshore bank accounts so that those evil Democratic plaintiff's lawyers
could not get their grubby hands on it.

As you might imagine, no one whose last name is Lay or who is associated
with our family can touch this money without being discovered by
rapacious lawyers and agents of the United States government. We plan to
move $20,000,000 (twenty million, US) quietly back into the United
States, where we plan to donate it to homes for disabled children.

The people that my step father believe were his friends, like George W.
Bush, who my step father helped get appointed president, have abandoned
him. My mother, Linda, and I cannot do this without your help. We need
an honest person, such as yourself, who will allow us to move these
funds through their bank account. In return we will pay you a 10%
commission (that's two million, US on your end).

Please send your bank account information and wire transfer numbers on
company letterhead to the Bahamas post box below. When we receive this
information and all modalities we will proceed with the details of this
transaction.

In the name of Jesus Christ, our Savior, God bless you for helping our
family in its time of need. I look forward to corresponding with you
soon.

Robin

Actually the original missive was:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
There's just *something* about this that rings...true.
It's a pass-along.


Dear Mr. xxxxx:

My name is Robin. I found your web page while surfing for information on
the wavelet transform and Win Sweldens Wavelet Lifting Scheme. I am
writing you because I know that anyone who would post such cute pictures
of signals and time series is someone who can be trusted.

I am the step daughter of Kenneth Unionman, the former chief executive
officer of Ullixo. As you may know, my beloved step father, a gentle,
kind, Christian and above all, honest man, was forced to flee the United
States and go into hiding by numerous unfair accusations. Before he fled
to Brazil, he moved $150 million (one hundred fifty million, US) into
offshore bank accounts so that those evil Government plaintiff's lawyers
could not get their grubby hands on it.

As you might imagine, no one whose last name is Unionman or who is
associated
with our family can touch this money without being discovered by
rapacious lawyers and agents of the United States government. We plan to
move $20,000,000 (twenty million, US) quietly back into the United
States, where we plan to donate it to homes for disabled children.

The people that my step father believe were his friends, like William J.
Clinton, who my step father helped get appointed president, have abandoned
him. My mother, Linda, and I cannot do this without your help. We need
an honest person, such as yourself, who will allow us to move these
funds through their bank account. In return we will pay you a 10%
commission (that's two million, US on your end).

Please send your bank account information and wire transfer numbers on
company letterhead to the Bahamas post box below. When we receive this
information and all modalities we will proceed with the details of this
transaction.

In the name of Jesus Christ, our Savior, God bless you for helping our
family in its time of need. I look forward to corresponding with you
soon.

Robin
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WaIIy wrote:

On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 21:38:06 -0400, Wayne.B
wrote:

Interesting bit of creative writing Harry if that really is from you
and not some Harry wannabe.

Krause isn't that creative. He gets his marching orders from people
above him.


This from Wally, who can't slurp soup without a bib and a practical nurse.

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Mark Pilcher wrote:
Subject: American Version of "Nigerian Bank Account" emails...
From: "L. A. Powell"

Hairy's off his meds again.....

Nah, just the opposite. His wife's been stealing meds from the patient's whose
bedpans she empties. KKKrause puts her up to it when his crack dealer is out of
town.

He'll get back on the pipe soon and everything will be fine.


Work a little harder in your next life, Mark, and maybe you'll have the
skills to be a practical nurse instead of settling for work as a prison
guard.




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Subject: American Version of "Nigerian Bank Account" emails...
From: Harry Krause

Work a little harder in your next life, Mark, and maybe you'll have the
skills to be a practical nurse instead of settling for work as a prison
guard.

I'm actually considering taking up brickwriting. I know I have the intellect
for it since it doesn't require a great deal of mental capacity.I also thought
about being a political hack on usenet, but I guess I'll wait till you retire.
I couldn't force my wife to empty bedpans in a mental ward to support my online
activities. That's just shameful.


People sleep peacefully in their beds at night because rough men stand ready to
do violence on their behalf......George Orwell.

Mark Pilcher wrote:

Subject: American Version of "Nigerian Bank Account" emails...
From: Harry Krause

Work a little harder in your next life, Mark, and maybe you'll have the
skills to be a practical nurse instead of settling for work as a prison
guard.

I'm actually considering taking up brickwriting. I know I have the intellect
for it since it doesn't require a great deal of mental capacity.I also thought
about being a political hack on usenet, but I guess I'll wait till you retire.
I couldn't force my wife to empty bedpans in a mental ward to support my online
activities. That's just shameful.

Go for it. But, of course, first you'd have to learn how to write. Then
you'd have to find someone willing to pay you for it.




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