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Poquito Loco March 30th 14 04:11 PM

Bill Maher Explains Noah...
 
On Sun, 30 Mar 2014 09:52:14 -0500, Califbill wrote:

F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/28/14, 3:32 PM, Califbill wrote:
wrote:
On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 13:59:35 -0500, Califbill
wrote:

F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/27/14, 10:21 PM, Bill McKee wrote:
On 3/27/14, 6:42 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/27/14, 8:51 PM, Gene Kearns wrote:
On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8

Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF?



I thought Maher nicely combined the utter stupidity of those 60% of
Americans who think the great flood story is literally true
and...boating.

The Great Flood theory has a lot of basis. South Americans also tell of
a great flood in their tales. Lots of the coal deposits are all at the
same general elevation, and had to have huge piles of vegetation to make
the thick seams. May not have been a Noah, but there have definitely
been floods. Those major meteor collisions would cause flooding like
the tales tell of. Anything that altered the spin of the earth very
much would do the job. Theory that a lot of the Wooly mammoths in the
North were flash frozen by an earth wobble. Those frozen Mammoths are
found with undigested food in the stomach and flowers in their teeth.
They are big enough that if not flash frozen the stomach contents would
be fermented or digested. Get a small wobble and a temperature drop
below freezing and you would have -200 degree windchill factors. Say 10
Degrees F and a 200 mph wind. The inertia in the oceans would easily
cause the oceans to roll over the continents with a major speed change
or wobble.


Whether there was a "great flood" or a series of great floods or other
natural catastrophes or drastic climatic changes in earth's history isn't
what is being questioned by those who believe the "Noah story" is just
more biblical hokey.


You are stating a great flood did not happen with your statements! English
major?

I agree with Harry that the "all the animals 2 by 2" is pretty hokey.

I agree also. But Harry's statements were no great flood. I even put a
disclaimer on Noah in my first reply. But it my be nice to have Unicorns.
You tube Irish Rovers and Unicorn song.



I didn't there there weren't floods or other huge natural catastrophes.
Read for content. I said the Noah story was just biblical hokey.



There there? No you hokeyed a great flood. You should write what you
mean. You write just like the major media does theses days. Bad.


Ignorance (or ignoring) is bliss.

F*O*A*D March 30th 14 04:15 PM

Bill Maher Explains Noah...
 
On 3/30/14, 11:11 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Sun, 30 Mar 2014 09:52:14 -0500, Califbill wrote:

F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/28/14, 3:32 PM, Califbill wrote:
wrote:
On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 13:59:35 -0500, Califbill
wrote:

F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/27/14, 10:21 PM, Bill McKee wrote:
On 3/27/14, 6:42 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/27/14, 8:51 PM, Gene Kearns wrote:
On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8

Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF?



I thought Maher nicely combined the utter stupidity of those 60% of
Americans who think the great flood story is literally true
and...boating.

The Great Flood theory has a lot of basis. South Americans also tell of
a great flood in their tales. Lots of the coal deposits are all at the
same general elevation, and had to have huge piles of vegetation to make
the thick seams. May not have been a Noah, but there have definitely
been floods. Those major meteor collisions would cause flooding like
the tales tell of. Anything that altered the spin of the earth very
much would do the job. Theory that a lot of the Wooly mammoths in the
North were flash frozen by an earth wobble. Those frozen Mammoths are
found with undigested food in the stomach and flowers in their teeth.
They are big enough that if not flash frozen the stomach contents would
be fermented or digested. Get a small wobble and a temperature drop
below freezing and you would have -200 degree windchill factors. Say 10
Degrees F and a 200 mph wind. The inertia in the oceans would easily
cause the oceans to roll over the continents with a major speed change
or wobble.


Whether there was a "great flood" or a series of great floods or other
natural catastrophes or drastic climatic changes in earth's history isn't
what is being questioned by those who believe the "Noah story" is just
more biblical hokey.


You are stating a great flood did not happen with your statements! English
major?

I agree with Harry that the "all the animals 2 by 2" is pretty hokey.

I agree also. But Harry's statements were no great flood. I even put a
disclaimer on Noah in my first reply. But it my be nice to have Unicorns.
You tube Irish Rovers and Unicorn song.



I didn't there there weren't floods or other huge natural catastrophes.
Read for content. I said the Noah story was just biblical hokey.



There there? No you hokeyed a great flood. You should write what you
mean. You write just like the major media does theses days. Bad.


Ignorance (or ignoring) is bliss.


What's the matter, Johnnyboy? The post doesn't involve one of the many
hobbies you have to fill your empty days?

H*a*r*r*o*l*d March 30th 14 09:35 PM

Bill Maher Explains Noah...
 
On 3/30/2014 11:15 AM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/30/14, 11:11 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Sun, 30 Mar 2014 09:52:14 -0500, Califbill
wrote:

F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/28/14, 3:32 PM, Califbill wrote:
wrote:
On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 13:59:35 -0500, Califbill
wrote:

F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/27/14, 10:21 PM, Bill McKee wrote:
On 3/27/14, 6:42 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/27/14, 8:51 PM, Gene Kearns wrote:
On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D
wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8

Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF?



I thought Maher nicely combined the utter stupidity of those
60% of
Americans who think the great flood story is literally true
and...boating.

The Great Flood theory has a lot of basis. South Americans
also tell of
a great flood in their tales. Lots of the coal deposits are
all at the
same general elevation, and had to have huge piles of
vegetation to make
the thick seams. May not have been a Noah, but there have
definitely
been floods. Those major meteor collisions would cause
flooding like
the tales tell of. Anything that altered the spin of the earth
very
much would do the job. Theory that a lot of the Wooly mammoths
in the
North were flash frozen by an earth wobble. Those frozen
Mammoths are
found with undigested food in the stomach and flowers in their
teeth.
They are big enough that if not flash frozen the stomach
contents would
be fermented or digested. Get a small wobble and a temperature
drop
below freezing and you would have -200 degree windchill
factors. Say 10
Degrees F and a 200 mph wind. The inertia in the oceans would
easily
cause the oceans to roll over the continents with a major speed
change
or wobble.


Whether there was a "great flood" or a series of great floods or
other
natural catastrophes or drastic climatic changes in earth's
history isn't
what is being questioned by those who believe the "Noah story"
is just
more biblical hokey.


You are stating a great flood did not happen with your
statements! English
major?

I agree with Harry that the "all the animals 2 by 2" is pretty hokey.

I agree also. But Harry's statements were no great flood. I even
put a
disclaimer on Noah in my first reply. But it my be nice to have
Unicorns.
You tube Irish Rovers and Unicorn song.



I didn't there there weren't floods or other huge natural catastrophes.
Read for content. I said the Noah story was just biblical hokey.



There there? No you hokeyed a great flood. You should write what you
mean. You write just like the major media does theses days. Bad.


Ignorance (or ignoring) is bliss.


What's the matter, Johnnyboy? The post doesn't involve one of the many
hobbies you have to fill your empty days?


Woah litle buckaroo. No need to go off topic just because John disagrees
with you.

Califbill March 31st 14 05:51 AM

Bill Maher Explains Noah...
 
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/30/14, 10:52 AM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/28/14, 3:32 PM, Califbill wrote:
wrote:
On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 13:59:35 -0500, Califbill
wrote:

F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/27/14, 10:21 PM, Bill McKee wrote:
On 3/27/14, 6:42 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/27/14, 8:51 PM, Gene Kearns wrote:
On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8

Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF?



I thought Maher nicely combined the utter stupidity of those 60% of
Americans who think the great flood story is literally true
and...boating.

The Great Flood theory has a lot of basis. South Americans also tell of
a great flood in their tales. Lots of the coal deposits are all at the
same general elevation, and had to have huge piles of vegetation to make
the thick seams. May not have been a Noah, but there have definitely
been floods. Those major meteor collisions would cause flooding like
the tales tell of. Anything that altered the spin of the earth very
much would do the job. Theory that a lot of the Wooly mammoths in the
North were flash frozen by an earth wobble. Those frozen Mammoths are
found with undigested food in the stomach and flowers in their teeth.
They are big enough that if not flash frozen the stomach contents would
be fermented or digested. Get a small wobble and a temperature drop
below freezing and you would have -200 degree windchill factors. Say 10
Degrees F and a 200 mph wind. The inertia in the oceans would easily
cause the oceans to roll over the continents with a major speed change
or wobble.


Whether there was a "great flood" or a series of great floods or other
natural catastrophes or drastic climatic changes in earth's history isn't
what is being questioned by those who believe the "Noah story" is just
more biblical hokey.


You are stating a great flood did not happen with your statements! English
major?

I agree with Harry that the "all the animals 2 by 2" is pretty hokey.

I agree also. But Harry's statements were no great flood. I even put a
disclaimer on Noah in my first reply. But it my be nice to have Unicorns.
You tube Irish Rovers and Unicorn song.



I didn't there there weren't floods or other huge natural catastrophes.
Read for content. I said the Noah story was just biblical hokey.



There there? No you hokeyed a great flood. You should write what you
mean. You write just like the major media does theses days. Bad.



In the context of these posts, Bill, "the Great Flood" story is a tale in
connection with the various "Noah" sagas, including the one that appeared in the bible.

There is plenty of evidence various parts of the earth that are now bone
dry were once covered by oceans and lakes and rivers. There have been
massive continental shifts. There have been massive floods. No one is denying that.

The "biblicals" claim the Noah story of "the Great Flood," and the ark
and the rest of that nonsense is for real and happened as depicted in the
bible. There is nothing to back up that story, and the claims made on
behalf of Noah and his family and the ark and the parade of animals in
the biblical story are just absurd.


Not what you wrote!

H*a*r*r*o*l*d April 3rd 14 11:20 AM

Bill Maher Explains Noah...
 
On 3/27/2014 9:42 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/27/14, 8:51 PM, Gene Kearns wrote:
On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8


Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF?



I thought Maher nicely combined the utter stupidity of those 60% of
Americans who think the great flood story is literally true and...boating.

FACINATING!


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