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Bill Maher Explains Noah...
On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8 Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF? |
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On 3/27/14, 6:42 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/27/14, 8:51 PM, Gene Kearns wrote: On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8 Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF? I thought Maher nicely combined the utter stupidity of those 60% of Americans who think the great flood story is literally true and...boating. The Great Flood theory has a lot of basis. South Americans also tell of a great flood in their tales. Lots of the coal deposits are all at the same general elevation, and had to have huge piles of vegetation to make the thick seams. May not have been a Noah, but there have definitely been floods. Those major meteor collisions would cause flooding like the tales tell of. Anything that altered the spin of the earth very much would do the job. Theory that a lot of the Wooly mammoths in the North were flash frozen by an earth wobble. Those frozen Mammoths are found with undigested food in the stomach and flowers in their teeth. They are big enough that if not flash frozen the stomach contents would be fermented or digested. Get a small wobble and a temperature drop below freezing and you would have -200 degree windchill factors. Say 10 Degrees F and a 200 mph wind. The inertia in the oceans would easily cause the oceans to roll over the continents with a major speed change or wobble. |
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On Thursday, March 27, 2014 5:51:59 PM UTC-7, Gene Kearns wrote:
On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8 Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF? According to Genesis. Noah had a boat, and was the first boater. .. |
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On Friday, March 28, 2014 4:58:14 AM UTC-7, F*O*A*D wrote:
According to Genesis. Noah had a boat, and was the first boater. .. Are you trolling, Tim? :) boating content |
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On Thu, 27 Mar 2014 20:51:59 -0400, Gene Kearns wrote:
On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8 Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF? No comments because Harry has a habit of using 'religious' posts to mock and ridicule the beliefs of others. What's 'funny' to some may be hurtful to others, so many find it best just to stay away from them. |
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On Thu, 27 Mar 2014 21:42:15 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/27/14, 8:51 PM, Gene Kearns wrote: On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8 Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF? I thought Maher nicely combined the utter stupidity of those 60% of Americans who think the great flood story is literally true and...boating. There, Gene, that's what I was talking about. Harry, can you give a site for the '60%' figure you posted? Or, is that just more **** you pulled out of your ass? |
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On 3/28/14, 9:49 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Mar 2014 21:42:15 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/27/14, 8:51 PM, Gene Kearns wrote: On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8 Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF? I thought Maher nicely combined the utter stupidity of those 60% of Americans who think the great flood story is literally true and...boating. There, Gene, that's what I was talking about. Harry, can you give a site for the '60%' figure you posted? Or, is that just more **** you pulled out of your ass? There are many sites that will offer up a cite showing the approximate number of 'Mericans who take the biblical tale of Noah literally. Here's one just for you. I picked it because it ran in one of your favorite right-wing newspapers, so it must be true (humor added). This particular piece is based on a 10-year-old survey, but there is plenty of more current data that indicates pretty much the same level of belief in religious folk tales and superstition: Most Americans take Bible stories literally God’s creation of the Earth, Noah and the flood, Moses at the Red Sea: These pivotal stories from the Old Testament still resonate deeply with most Americans, who take the accounts literally rather than as a symbolic lesson. An ABC News poll released Sunday found that 61 percent of Americans believe the account of creation in the Bible’s book of Genesis is “literally true” rather than a story meant as a “lesson.” Sixty percent believe in the story of Noah’s ark and a global flood, while 64 percent agree that Moses parted the Red Sea to save fleeing Jews from their Egyptian captors. The poll, with a margin of error of 3 percentage points, was conducted Feb. 6 to 10 among 1,011 adults. “These are surprising and reassuring figures — a positive sign in a postmodern world that seemed bent on erasing faith from the public square in recent years,” said the Rev. Charles Nalls of Christ the King, a Catholic-Anglican church in the District. “This poll tells me that America is reading the Bible more than we thought. There had been a tendency to decry or discount Bible literacy among the faithful,” he said. “But this indicates a strong alliance among Americans with the inerrant word of God, as opposed to simply the inspired word of God, as viewed in the context of faith tradition,” Father Nalls said. The levels of belief in the stories, however, differed among Christians. The poll found that 75 percent of Protestants believed in the story of creation, 79 percent in the Red Sea account and 73 percent in Noah and the ark. Among evangelical Protestants, those figures were 87 percent, 91 percent and 87 percent, respectively. Among Catholics, they were 51 percent, 50 percent and 44 percent. http://tinyurl.com/kb78sc6 I side with those scholars who believe the biblical tale of Noah had its origins in a huge flood of some sort some thousands of years ago in the middle east, and that the spiritual leaders of that time embellished it to fantastic proportions and used it to keep the more simple folk of their time in line. The story was passed along, generation to generation, and between the nomadic peoples of the region until the Jews picked it up and made it part of their bible. |
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On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 10:31:18 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:
I side with those scholars who believe the biblical tale of Noah had its origins in a huge flood of some sort some thousands of years ago in the middle east, and that the spiritual leaders of that time embellished it to fantastic proportions and used it to keep the more simple folk of their time in line. The story was passed along, generation to generation, and between the nomadic peoples of the region until the Jews picked it up and made it part of their bible. Fine. Now STFU with your anti-religion crap. |
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On 3/28/14, 11:17 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 10:31:18 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: I side with those scholars who believe the biblical tale of Noah had its origins in a huge flood of some sort some thousands of years ago in the middle east, and that the spiritual leaders of that time embellished it to fantastic proportions and used it to keep the more simple folk of their time in line. The story was passed along, generation to generation, and between the nomadic peoples of the region until the Jews picked it up and made it part of their bible. Fine. Now STFU with your anti-religion crap. Once again, Johnny... rec.boats isn't the army, where someone mistakenly made you an officer and gave you the feeling you had some clout. There's no bandwidth limit here, so there is plenty of elasticity to hold my posts about whatever subjects interest me and your posts about your seemingly endless list of hobbies you use to fill the vacuum of thought in your days. It is a little interesting to me that you consider my posts "anti-religion" when my many "religious" friends consider some of the religious issues I raise on occasion with them worthy of discussion. We've had some fun debates recently about Noah, what with the new movie coming out. What do you discuss with your friends? Barbecue rubs? |
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On 3/28/2014 12:39 PM, wrote:
On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 11:57:59 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/28/14, 11:49 AM, wrote: On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 11:03:29 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/28/14, 10:47 AM, wrote: It is sort of like the number of people who think the bible gave European Jews the right to invade and occupy Palestine after WWII huh? I suppose it is possible you have no understanding or knowledge of either the biblical or post-biblical history (not folk tale, history) of that part of the Middle East. How do a population of people who have lived in Europe for several centuries suddenly decide they have a right to the land they abandoned? Would you feel the same way if a band of people said they were descendants of the Piscataway indians and they really owned your house, then they pulled guns and told you to get out? They didn't abandon it...they were conquered and driven out by a succession of more warlike peoples, and certainly have more claim on the land than, say, the Europeans who came to the Americas, slaughtered the native populations, and took the land and resources. That should give the indians even more right to come take your house shouldn't it? The Jews in Europe are the ones who simply walked away from Palestine, centuries ago and then decided they still had some kind of inherent ownership after WWII because the bible told them so. Geeze. They already grabbed one of Krause's houses. Do you think they should take another one? |
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F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/27/14, 10:21 PM, Bill McKee wrote: On 3/27/14, 6:42 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/27/14, 8:51 PM, Gene Kearns wrote: On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8 Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF? I thought Maher nicely combined the utter stupidity of those 60% of Americans who think the great flood story is literally true and...boating. The Great Flood theory has a lot of basis. South Americans also tell of a great flood in their tales. Lots of the coal deposits are all at the same general elevation, and had to have huge piles of vegetation to make the thick seams. May not have been a Noah, but there have definitely been floods. Those major meteor collisions would cause flooding like the tales tell of. Anything that altered the spin of the earth very much would do the job. Theory that a lot of the Wooly mammoths in the North were flash frozen by an earth wobble. Those frozen Mammoths are found with undigested food in the stomach and flowers in their teeth. They are big enough that if not flash frozen the stomach contents would be fermented or digested. Get a small wobble and a temperature drop below freezing and you would have -200 degree windchill factors. Say 10 Degrees F and a 200 mph wind. The inertia in the oceans would easily cause the oceans to roll over the continents with a major speed change or wobble. Whether there was a "great flood" or a series of great floods or other natural catastrophes or drastic climatic changes in earth's history isn't what is being questioned by those who believe the "Noah story" is just more biblical hokey. You are stating a great flood did not happen with your statements! English major? |
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On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 13:59:35 -0500, Califbill wrote: F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/27/14, 10:21 PM, Bill McKee wrote: On 3/27/14, 6:42 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/27/14, 8:51 PM, Gene Kearns wrote: On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8 Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF? I thought Maher nicely combined the utter stupidity of those 60% of Americans who think the great flood story is literally true and...boating. The Great Flood theory has a lot of basis. South Americans also tell of a great flood in their tales. Lots of the coal deposits are all at the same general elevation, and had to have huge piles of vegetation to make the thick seams. May not have been a Noah, but there have definitely been floods. Those major meteor collisions would cause flooding like the tales tell of. Anything that altered the spin of the earth very much would do the job. Theory that a lot of the Wooly mammoths in the North were flash frozen by an earth wobble. Those frozen Mammoths are found with undigested food in the stomach and flowers in their teeth. They are big enough that if not flash frozen the stomach contents would be fermented or digested. Get a small wobble and a temperature drop below freezing and you would have -200 degree windchill factors. Say 10 Degrees F and a 200 mph wind. The inertia in the oceans would easily cause the oceans to roll over the continents with a major speed change or wobble. Whether there was a "great flood" or a series of great floods or other natural catastrophes or drastic climatic changes in earth's history isn't what is being questioned by those who believe the "Noah story" is just more biblical hokey. You are stating a great flood did not happen with your statements! English major? I agree with Harry that the "all the animals 2 by 2" is pretty hokey. I agree also. But Harry's statements were no great flood. I even put a disclaimer on Noah in my first reply. But it my be nice to have Unicorns. You tube Irish Rovers and Unicorn song. |
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F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/28/14, 11:17 AM, Poquito Loco wrote: On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 10:31:18 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: I side with those scholars who believe the biblical tale of Noah had its origins in a huge flood of some sort some thousands of years ago in the middle east, and that the spiritual leaders of that time embellished it to fantastic proportions and used it to keep the more simple folk of their time in line. The story was passed along, generation to generation, and between the nomadic peoples of the region until the Jews picked it up and made it part of their bible. Fine. Now STFU with your anti-religion crap. Once again, Johnny... rec.boats isn't the army, where someone mistakenly made you an officer and gave you the feeling you had some clout. There's no bandwidth limit here, so there is plenty of elasticity to hold my posts about whatever subjects interest me and your posts about your seemingly endless list of hobbies you use to fill the vacuum of thought in your days. It is a little interesting to me that you consider my posts "anti-religion" when my many "religious" friends consider some of the religious issues I raise on occasion with them worthy of discussion. We've had some fun debates recently about Noah, what with the new movie coming out. What do you discuss with your friends? Barbecue rubs? Trolling interests you? Paying your taxes interests me. |
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H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 3/28/2014 12:39 PM, wrote: On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 11:57:59 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/28/14, 11:49 AM, wrote: On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 11:03:29 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/28/14, 10:47 AM, wrote: It is sort of like the number of people who think the bible gave European Jews the right to invade and occupy Palestine after WWII huh? I suppose it is possible you have no understanding or knowledge of either the biblical or post-biblical history (not folk tale, history) of that part of the Middle East. How do a population of people who have lived in Europe for several centuries suddenly decide they have a right to the land they abandoned? Would you feel the same way if a band of people said they were descendants of the Piscataway indians and they really owned your house, then they pulled guns and told you to get out? They didn't abandon it...they were conquered and driven out by a succession of more warlike peoples, and certainly have more claim on the land than, say, the Europeans who came to the Americas, slaughtered the native populations, and took the land and resources. That should give the indians even more right to come take your house shouldn't it? The Jews in Europe are the ones who simply walked away from Palestine, centuries ago and then decided they still had some kind of inherent ownership after WWII because the bible told them so. Geeze. They already grabbed one of Krause's houses. Do you think they should take another one? He doesn't own a house - for obvious reasons. |
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On 3/28/14, 10:34 PM, wrote:
On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 16:07:37 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/28/14, 2:33 PM, wrote: On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 13:00:25 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/28/14, 12:39 PM, wrote: On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 11:57:59 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/28/14, 11:49 AM, wrote: On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 11:03:29 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/28/14, 10:47 AM, wrote: It is sort of like the number of people who think the bible gave European Jews the right to invade and occupy Palestine after WWII huh? I suppose it is possible you have no understanding or knowledge of either the biblical or post-biblical history (not folk tale, history) of that part of the Middle East. How do a population of people who have lived in Europe for several centuries suddenly decide they have a right to the land they abandoned? Would you feel the same way if a band of people said they were descendants of the Piscataway indians and they really owned your house, then they pulled guns and told you to get out? They didn't abandon it...they were conquered and driven out by a succession of more warlike peoples, and certainly have more claim on the land than, say, the Europeans who came to the Americas, slaughtered the native populations, and took the land and resources. That should give the indians even more right to come take your house shouldn't it? The Jews in Europe are the ones who simply walked away from Palestine, centuries ago and then decided they still had some kind of inherent ownership after WWII because the bible told them so. Most of the Jews who were living in Israel during the Roman conquest were either slaughtered or expelled by the Romans. The ones that were still alive didn't "walk away," they were forced out at the point of a sword. Some Jews returned during the subsequent conquests of Israel by Muslims, Europeans, whatever, and substantial numbers of Jews returned after escaping or being forced out of Christian Spain in 1492. Hundreds of thousands of Jews resettled in the area between the late 19th Century and the end of World War I. After WW II, the area was partitioned, something the Muslims there did not want to happen and once Israel declared its independence, the Arab states initiated a war against Israel. The Arab states lost. Your interpretation of how the modern state of Israel came about is, well, simple minded. This is a subject about which you know next to nothing. The Romans may have been pricks and we know the nazis were but you still have not explained how a million Jews who had lived in Europe for centuries suddenly had a claim on land in Palestine. It would have made a lot more sense to take land from ex nazis or nazi sympathizers and give it to the Jews ... or simply to give them back the land that was taken from them in the 30s and 40s along with other reparations I do know the real answer to that question, do you? A substantial influx of Jews moved to Israel in the years just before the US entered WW II to escape the Nazis. They came to Israel because there literally was nowhere else for them to go, since even the United States refused them entree. Hundreds of thousands of Jews got to Israel that way before WW II. Immediately after the way, the Brits for the most part shut down Israel to the remaining Jews in Europe who were trying to find a place to go. Many of them ended up in Cyprus as refugees. The really massive influx of Jews to Israel, however, did not take place until after the State of Israel declared itself. It took 10 years for the Jewish population of Israel to go from about a million to two million. Why would the Jewish survivors of WW II in Europe want to live in the cities the Nazis or the West destroyed under Christian governments with 2000 years of history of deporting or slaughtering them? I can't think of a reason. Being in charge of their own destiny seemed reason enough to escape to Israel. You did a pretty good job of explaining why they wanted to go to Palestine. You just never explained how they got the right to. The allied leaders at the time simply had such a low regard for the people who lived there that they had no reason to stop them. If they went to Central Africa, South America or anywhere else with brown people, they would have felt the same. What an interesting take. The "allied leaders" didn't much care for the Jews, either, since, even when Germany was slaughtering them, they weren't allow to enter the allied countries in substantial numbers. So, is what you are claiming similar to what has been said about the United States, that we are a nation founded and built on the decimation of one people, the "Indians," and the enslavement of another, the "blacks"? -- |
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On 3/29/14, 11:13 AM, wrote:
On Sat, 29 Mar 2014 07:12:37 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/28/14, 10:34 PM, wrote: You did a pretty good job of explaining why they wanted to go to Palestine. You just never explained how they got the right to. The allied leaders at the time simply had such a low regard for the people who lived there that they had no reason to stop them. If they went to Central Africa, South America or anywhere else with brown people, they would have felt the same. What an interesting take. The "allied leaders" didn't much care for the Jews, either, since, even when Germany was slaughtering them, they weren't allow to enter the allied countries in substantial numbers. So, is what you are claiming similar to what has been said about the United States, that we are a nation founded and built on the decimation of one people, the "Indians," and the enslavement of another, the "blacks"? Yeah pretty much. Your hero FDR was racist and antisemitic, as was Churchill, de Gaulle and Stalin. It seemed like the perfect solution to let the displaced European Jews invade and occupy a land owned by Arabs. I'm sorry, Gregg, but I didn't know FDR. I know quite a bit about him from reading and seeing historical depictions of his life, and I do admire a lot of what he did for America and for the common man. But he's not one of my heroes. No offense, but with all the negative comments you've made about Jews and Israel, it seems like the racist, anti-Semitic types are more likely to be in your Closet of Heroes. And once again, the "land" you claim was "owned by the Arabs" has spent more time in more different beds than the average male hooker at a Republican political convention. Lots of peoples and lots of countries have "owned" that land temporarily. I don't fault the Jews who survived the holocaust and emigrated to Israel after WW II. Why would they ever want to put their faith again into the hands of the peoples who sold them down the river for the previous 2000 years? If the Jews have learned anything, it is "Don't Trust Gentiles." Oh, and the European Jews weren't "let" into the position of occupying Israel. The Brits and allies of the Brits kept most of them out for years, before our involvement in WW II and after. After the war, Israeli paramilitary and terrorist groups convinced the Brits it was time for them to leave, and then four or five neighboring Arab nations initiated a war against the new state. |
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On 3/29/14, 1:00 PM, wrote:
On Sat, 29 Mar 2014 11:44:04 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/29/14, 11:13 AM, wrote: On Sat, 29 Mar 2014 07:12:37 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/28/14, 10:34 PM, wrote: You did a pretty good job of explaining why they wanted to go to Palestine. You just never explained how they got the right to. The allied leaders at the time simply had such a low regard for the people who lived there that they had no reason to stop them. If they went to Central Africa, South America or anywhere else with brown people, they would have felt the same. What an interesting take. The "allied leaders" didn't much care for the Jews, either, since, even when Germany was slaughtering them, they weren't allow to enter the allied countries in substantial numbers. So, is what you are claiming similar to what has been said about the United States, that we are a nation founded and built on the decimation of one people, the "Indians," and the enslavement of another, the "blacks"? Yeah pretty much. Your hero FDR was racist and antisemitic, as was Churchill, de Gaulle and Stalin. It seemed like the perfect solution to let the displaced European Jews invade and occupy a land owned by Arabs. I'm sorry, Gregg, but I didn't know FDR. I know quite a bit about him from reading and seeing historical depictions of his life, and I do admire a lot of what he did for America and for the common man. But he's not one of my heroes. No offense, but with all the negative comments you've made about Jews and Israel, it seems like the racist, anti-Semitic types are more likely to be in your Closet of Heroes. And once again, the "land" you claim was "owned by the Arabs" has spent more time in more different beds than the average male hooker at a Republican political convention. Lots of peoples and lots of countries have "owned" that land temporarily. I don't fault the Jews who survived the holocaust and emigrated to Israel after WW II. Why would they ever want to put their faith again into the hands of the peoples who sold them down the river for the previous 2000 years? If the Jews have learned anything, it is "Don't Trust Gentiles." Oh, and the European Jews weren't "let" into the position of occupying Israel. The Brits and allies of the Brits kept most of them out for years, before our involvement in WW II and after. After the war, Israeli paramilitary and terrorist groups convinced the Brits it was time for them to leave, and then four or five neighboring Arab nations initiated a war against the new state. Of course we "let" them invade and occupy. We had just defeated the Germans for doing pretty much the same thing. A rabble of refugees was not a military threat to any 1st world power but they certainly had the edge on the people of Palestine and guys like Begin had no problems using terrorist tactics against the minimal resistance they got from the Brits. Everyone had bigger fish to fry at the time and they assumed the Arabs would just roll over and allow this. I am not sure why we always make the same mistakes. The things we did at the end of WWI pretty much assured WWII and it looks like things we did at the end of WWII will assure WWIII. I am out of this. Oh, don't stop now...you're such a strong advocate for the peaceful palestinians. |
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F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/28/14, 3:32 PM, Califbill wrote: wrote: On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 13:59:35 -0500, Califbill wrote: F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/27/14, 10:21 PM, Bill McKee wrote: On 3/27/14, 6:42 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/27/14, 8:51 PM, Gene Kearns wrote: On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8 Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF? I thought Maher nicely combined the utter stupidity of those 60% of Americans who think the great flood story is literally true and...boating. The Great Flood theory has a lot of basis. South Americans also tell of a great flood in their tales. Lots of the coal deposits are all at the same general elevation, and had to have huge piles of vegetation to make the thick seams. May not have been a Noah, but there have definitely been floods. Those major meteor collisions would cause flooding like the tales tell of. Anything that altered the spin of the earth very much would do the job. Theory that a lot of the Wooly mammoths in the North were flash frozen by an earth wobble. Those frozen Mammoths are found with undigested food in the stomach and flowers in their teeth. They are big enough that if not flash frozen the stomach contents would be fermented or digested. Get a small wobble and a temperature drop below freezing and you would have -200 degree windchill factors. Say 10 Degrees F and a 200 mph wind. The inertia in the oceans would easily cause the oceans to roll over the continents with a major speed change or wobble. Whether there was a "great flood" or a series of great floods or other natural catastrophes or drastic climatic changes in earth's history isn't what is being questioned by those who believe the "Noah story" is just more biblical hokey. You are stating a great flood did not happen with your statements! English major? I agree with Harry that the "all the animals 2 by 2" is pretty hokey. I agree also. But Harry's statements were no great flood. I even put a disclaimer on Noah in my first reply. But it my be nice to have Unicorns. You tube Irish Rovers and Unicorn song. I didn't there there weren't floods or other huge natural catastrophes. Read for content. I said the Noah story was just biblical hokey. There there? No you hokeyed a great flood. You should write what you mean. You write just like the major media does theses days. Bad. |
Bill Maher Explains Noah...
On 3/30/14, 10:52 AM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/28/14, 3:32 PM, Califbill wrote: wrote: On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 13:59:35 -0500, Califbill wrote: F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/27/14, 10:21 PM, Bill McKee wrote: On 3/27/14, 6:42 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/27/14, 8:51 PM, Gene Kearns wrote: On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8 Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF? I thought Maher nicely combined the utter stupidity of those 60% of Americans who think the great flood story is literally true and...boating. The Great Flood theory has a lot of basis. South Americans also tell of a great flood in their tales. Lots of the coal deposits are all at the same general elevation, and had to have huge piles of vegetation to make the thick seams. May not have been a Noah, but there have definitely been floods. Those major meteor collisions would cause flooding like the tales tell of. Anything that altered the spin of the earth very much would do the job. Theory that a lot of the Wooly mammoths in the North were flash frozen by an earth wobble. Those frozen Mammoths are found with undigested food in the stomach and flowers in their teeth. They are big enough that if not flash frozen the stomach contents would be fermented or digested. Get a small wobble and a temperature drop below freezing and you would have -200 degree windchill factors. Say 10 Degrees F and a 200 mph wind. The inertia in the oceans would easily cause the oceans to roll over the continents with a major speed change or wobble. Whether there was a "great flood" or a series of great floods or other natural catastrophes or drastic climatic changes in earth's history isn't what is being questioned by those who believe the "Noah story" is just more biblical hokey. You are stating a great flood did not happen with your statements! English major? I agree with Harry that the "all the animals 2 by 2" is pretty hokey. I agree also. But Harry's statements were no great flood. I even put a disclaimer on Noah in my first reply. But it my be nice to have Unicorns. You tube Irish Rovers and Unicorn song. I didn't there there weren't floods or other huge natural catastrophes. Read for content. I said the Noah story was just biblical hokey. There there? No you hokeyed a great flood. You should write what you mean. You write just like the major media does theses days. Bad. In the context of these posts, Bill, "the Great Flood" story is a tale in connection with the various "Noah" sagas, including the one that appeared in the bible. There is plenty of evidence various parts of the earth that are now bone dry were once covered by oceans and lakes and rivers. There have been massive continental shifts. There have been massive floods. No one is denying that. The "biblicals" claim the Noah story of "the Great Flood," and the ark and the rest of that nonsense is for real and happened as depicted in the bible. There is nothing to back up that story, and the claims made on behalf of Noah and his family and the ark and the parade of animals in the biblical story are just absurd. |
Bill Maher Explains Noah...
On Sun, 30 Mar 2014 09:52:14 -0500, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/28/14, 3:32 PM, Califbill wrote: wrote: On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 13:59:35 -0500, Califbill wrote: F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/27/14, 10:21 PM, Bill McKee wrote: On 3/27/14, 6:42 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/27/14, 8:51 PM, Gene Kearns wrote: On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8 Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF? I thought Maher nicely combined the utter stupidity of those 60% of Americans who think the great flood story is literally true and...boating. The Great Flood theory has a lot of basis. South Americans also tell of a great flood in their tales. Lots of the coal deposits are all at the same general elevation, and had to have huge piles of vegetation to make the thick seams. May not have been a Noah, but there have definitely been floods. Those major meteor collisions would cause flooding like the tales tell of. Anything that altered the spin of the earth very much would do the job. Theory that a lot of the Wooly mammoths in the North were flash frozen by an earth wobble. Those frozen Mammoths are found with undigested food in the stomach and flowers in their teeth. They are big enough that if not flash frozen the stomach contents would be fermented or digested. Get a small wobble and a temperature drop below freezing and you would have -200 degree windchill factors. Say 10 Degrees F and a 200 mph wind. The inertia in the oceans would easily cause the oceans to roll over the continents with a major speed change or wobble. Whether there was a "great flood" or a series of great floods or other natural catastrophes or drastic climatic changes in earth's history isn't what is being questioned by those who believe the "Noah story" is just more biblical hokey. You are stating a great flood did not happen with your statements! English major? I agree with Harry that the "all the animals 2 by 2" is pretty hokey. I agree also. But Harry's statements were no great flood. I even put a disclaimer on Noah in my first reply. But it my be nice to have Unicorns. You tube Irish Rovers and Unicorn song. I didn't there there weren't floods or other huge natural catastrophes. Read for content. I said the Noah story was just biblical hokey. There there? No you hokeyed a great flood. You should write what you mean. You write just like the major media does theses days. Bad. Ignorance (or ignoring) is bliss. |
Bill Maher Explains Noah...
On 3/30/14, 11:11 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Sun, 30 Mar 2014 09:52:14 -0500, Califbill wrote: F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/28/14, 3:32 PM, Califbill wrote: wrote: On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 13:59:35 -0500, Califbill wrote: F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/27/14, 10:21 PM, Bill McKee wrote: On 3/27/14, 6:42 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/27/14, 8:51 PM, Gene Kearns wrote: On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8 Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF? I thought Maher nicely combined the utter stupidity of those 60% of Americans who think the great flood story is literally true and...boating. The Great Flood theory has a lot of basis. South Americans also tell of a great flood in their tales. Lots of the coal deposits are all at the same general elevation, and had to have huge piles of vegetation to make the thick seams. May not have been a Noah, but there have definitely been floods. Those major meteor collisions would cause flooding like the tales tell of. Anything that altered the spin of the earth very much would do the job. Theory that a lot of the Wooly mammoths in the North were flash frozen by an earth wobble. Those frozen Mammoths are found with undigested food in the stomach and flowers in their teeth. They are big enough that if not flash frozen the stomach contents would be fermented or digested. Get a small wobble and a temperature drop below freezing and you would have -200 degree windchill factors. Say 10 Degrees F and a 200 mph wind. The inertia in the oceans would easily cause the oceans to roll over the continents with a major speed change or wobble. Whether there was a "great flood" or a series of great floods or other natural catastrophes or drastic climatic changes in earth's history isn't what is being questioned by those who believe the "Noah story" is just more biblical hokey. You are stating a great flood did not happen with your statements! English major? I agree with Harry that the "all the animals 2 by 2" is pretty hokey. I agree also. But Harry's statements were no great flood. I even put a disclaimer on Noah in my first reply. But it my be nice to have Unicorns. You tube Irish Rovers and Unicorn song. I didn't there there weren't floods or other huge natural catastrophes. Read for content. I said the Noah story was just biblical hokey. There there? No you hokeyed a great flood. You should write what you mean. You write just like the major media does theses days. Bad. Ignorance (or ignoring) is bliss. What's the matter, Johnnyboy? The post doesn't involve one of the many hobbies you have to fill your empty days? |
Bill Maher Explains Noah...
On 3/30/2014 11:15 AM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/30/14, 11:11 AM, Poquito Loco wrote: On Sun, 30 Mar 2014 09:52:14 -0500, Califbill wrote: F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/28/14, 3:32 PM, Califbill wrote: wrote: On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 13:59:35 -0500, Califbill wrote: F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/27/14, 10:21 PM, Bill McKee wrote: On 3/27/14, 6:42 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/27/14, 8:51 PM, Gene Kearns wrote: On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8 Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF? I thought Maher nicely combined the utter stupidity of those 60% of Americans who think the great flood story is literally true and...boating. The Great Flood theory has a lot of basis. South Americans also tell of a great flood in their tales. Lots of the coal deposits are all at the same general elevation, and had to have huge piles of vegetation to make the thick seams. May not have been a Noah, but there have definitely been floods. Those major meteor collisions would cause flooding like the tales tell of. Anything that altered the spin of the earth very much would do the job. Theory that a lot of the Wooly mammoths in the North were flash frozen by an earth wobble. Those frozen Mammoths are found with undigested food in the stomach and flowers in their teeth. They are big enough that if not flash frozen the stomach contents would be fermented or digested. Get a small wobble and a temperature drop below freezing and you would have -200 degree windchill factors. Say 10 Degrees F and a 200 mph wind. The inertia in the oceans would easily cause the oceans to roll over the continents with a major speed change or wobble. Whether there was a "great flood" or a series of great floods or other natural catastrophes or drastic climatic changes in earth's history isn't what is being questioned by those who believe the "Noah story" is just more biblical hokey. You are stating a great flood did not happen with your statements! English major? I agree with Harry that the "all the animals 2 by 2" is pretty hokey. I agree also. But Harry's statements were no great flood. I even put a disclaimer on Noah in my first reply. But it my be nice to have Unicorns. You tube Irish Rovers and Unicorn song. I didn't there there weren't floods or other huge natural catastrophes. Read for content. I said the Noah story was just biblical hokey. There there? No you hokeyed a great flood. You should write what you mean. You write just like the major media does theses days. Bad. Ignorance (or ignoring) is bliss. What's the matter, Johnnyboy? The post doesn't involve one of the many hobbies you have to fill your empty days? Woah litle buckaroo. No need to go off topic just because John disagrees with you. |
Bill Maher Explains Noah...
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/30/14, 10:52 AM, Califbill wrote: F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/28/14, 3:32 PM, Califbill wrote: wrote: On Fri, 28 Mar 2014 13:59:35 -0500, Califbill wrote: F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/27/14, 10:21 PM, Bill McKee wrote: On 3/27/14, 6:42 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: On 3/27/14, 8:51 PM, Gene Kearns wrote: On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8 Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF? I thought Maher nicely combined the utter stupidity of those 60% of Americans who think the great flood story is literally true and...boating. The Great Flood theory has a lot of basis. South Americans also tell of a great flood in their tales. Lots of the coal deposits are all at the same general elevation, and had to have huge piles of vegetation to make the thick seams. May not have been a Noah, but there have definitely been floods. Those major meteor collisions would cause flooding like the tales tell of. Anything that altered the spin of the earth very much would do the job. Theory that a lot of the Wooly mammoths in the North were flash frozen by an earth wobble. Those frozen Mammoths are found with undigested food in the stomach and flowers in their teeth. They are big enough that if not flash frozen the stomach contents would be fermented or digested. Get a small wobble and a temperature drop below freezing and you would have -200 degree windchill factors. Say 10 Degrees F and a 200 mph wind. The inertia in the oceans would easily cause the oceans to roll over the continents with a major speed change or wobble. Whether there was a "great flood" or a series of great floods or other natural catastrophes or drastic climatic changes in earth's history isn't what is being questioned by those who believe the "Noah story" is just more biblical hokey. You are stating a great flood did not happen with your statements! English major? I agree with Harry that the "all the animals 2 by 2" is pretty hokey. I agree also. But Harry's statements were no great flood. I even put a disclaimer on Noah in my first reply. But it my be nice to have Unicorns. You tube Irish Rovers and Unicorn song. I didn't there there weren't floods or other huge natural catastrophes. Read for content. I said the Noah story was just biblical hokey. There there? No you hokeyed a great flood. You should write what you mean. You write just like the major media does theses days. Bad. In the context of these posts, Bill, "the Great Flood" story is a tale in connection with the various "Noah" sagas, including the one that appeared in the bible. There is plenty of evidence various parts of the earth that are now bone dry were once covered by oceans and lakes and rivers. There have been massive continental shifts. There have been massive floods. No one is denying that. The "biblicals" claim the Noah story of "the Great Flood," and the ark and the rest of that nonsense is for real and happened as depicted in the bible. There is nothing to back up that story, and the claims made on behalf of Noah and his family and the ark and the parade of animals in the biblical story are just absurd. Not what you wrote! |
Bill Maher Explains Noah...
On 3/27/2014 9:42 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/27/14, 8:51 PM, Gene Kearns wrote: On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8 Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF? I thought Maher nicely combined the utter stupidity of those 60% of Americans who think the great flood story is literally true and...boating. FACINATING! |
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