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F.O.A.D. January 10th 14 10:26 PM

Shoes of . . .
 
.. . .the Fisherman, retired.

http://tinyurl.com/kvpwwbt

Found these gems in the back of my closet. Provenance indicates they
were worn 2000 years ago by a fellow fishing next to the Sea of Galilee,
but that provenance may be a hoax.

Thinking of selling them on eBay for about $100,000. They're broken in,
they've been in several oceans, they're holy, and they have an original,
never-duplicated aroma.




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Califbill January 10th 14 11:00 PM

Shoes of . . .
 
"F.O.A.D." wrote:
. . .the Fisherman, retired.

http://tinyurl.com/kvpwwbt

Found these gems in the back of my closet. Provenance indicates they were
worn 2000 years ago by a fellow fishing next to the Sea of Galilee, but
that provenance may be a hoax.

Thinking of selling them on eBay for about $100,000. They're broken in,
they've been in several oceans, they're holy, and they have an original,
never-duplicated aroma.




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I sea you did not berth your obnoxious behavior in Africa.

Poco Loco January 10th 14 11:03 PM

Shoes of . . .
 
On Fri, 10 Jan 2014 17:26:08 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

. . .the Fisherman, retired.

http://tinyurl.com/kvpwwbt

Found these gems in the back of my closet. Provenance indicates they
were worn 2000 years ago by a fellow fishing next to the Sea of Galilee,
but that provenance may be a hoax.

Thinking of selling them on eBay for about $100,000. They're broken in,
they've been in several oceans, they're holy, and they have an original,
never-duplicated aroma.


Why start the ****, Harry?
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Hope you're day is spectacular!



True North[_2_] January 10th 14 11:05 PM

Shoes of . . .
 
Did you really "sea" that Billy?
Just be glad that Harry is back to liven up this near dead newsgroup.

F.O.A.D. January 10th 14 11:05 PM

Shoes of . . .
 
On 1/10/14, 6:00 PM, Califbill wrote:
"F.O.A.D." wrote:
. . .the Fisherman, retired.

http://tinyurl.com/kvpwwbt

Found these gems in the back of my closet. Provenance indicates they were
worn 2000 years ago by a fellow fishing next to the Sea of Galilee, but
that provenance may be a hoax.

Thinking of selling them on eBay for about $100,000. They're broken in,
they've been in several oceans, they're holy, and they have an original,
never-duplicated aroma.




--


I sea you did not berth your obnoxious behavior in Africa.



What is obnoxious about the post? I know the shoes smell, but certainly
their aroma hasn't reached you way out there in California.

F.O.A.D. January 10th 14 11:17 PM

Shoes of . . .
 
On 1/10/14, 6:03 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Fri, 10 Jan 2014 17:26:08 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

. . .the Fisherman, retired.

http://tinyurl.com/kvpwwbt

Found these gems in the back of my closet. Provenance indicates they
were worn 2000 years ago by a fellow fishing next to the Sea of Galilee,
but that provenance may be a hoax.

Thinking of selling them on eBay for about $100,000. They're broken in,
they've been in several oceans, they're holy, and they have an original,
never-duplicated aroma.


Why start the ****, Harry?
--

Hope you're day is spectacular!





What ****?

These are my shoes. I wore them when I went fishing. I have retired from
fishing. Ergo, they are the Shoes of the Fisherman, Retired.

Not only have I worn these shoes while fishing in the Atlantic, Pacific
and Carib, I also wore them while on a trip to northern Israel about six
years ago and, guess what, I likely had them on my feet while we were at
the Sea of Galilee. On the other hand, I didn't fish there.

Earlier today, I noticed that your boy Wayne made a nasty reference to a
poster here, the first I saw upon my return to U.S.A., and, of course,
rec.boats. I must have missed you asking him to "not start the ****."

I haven't made one negative comment so far this year about any other
poster here. I haven't looked through the posts I missed while I was
away, but I wonder, can you make the same claim?




Earl[_92_] January 11th 14 01:15 AM

Shoes of . . .
 
True North wrote:
Just be glad that Harry is back to liven up this near dead newsgroup.

It was peaceful and on-topic. Even you were mostly well-behaved. Now
you are happy for it to return to a cesspool of politics and name-calling?

F.O.A.D. January 11th 14 01:47 AM

Shoes of . . .
 
On 1/10/14, 6:05 PM, True North wrote:
Did you really "sea" that Billy?
Just be glad that Harry is back to liven up this near dead newsgroup.



Oh, I think I'll leave that task to the usual suspects on the right who
I notice are already engaging in that game here this year.

Wayne.B January 11th 14 02:25 AM

Shoes of . . .
 
On Fri, 10 Jan 2014 18:17:42 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

Earlier today, I noticed that your boy Wayne made a nasty reference to a
poster here, the first I saw upon my return to U.S.A., and, of course,
rec.boats.


===

Not just any "poster", most specifically directed at you. Your kill
file must be leaking again. So how are the Feds doing with that
Fraudulent Conveyance investigation? Those guys can be really tough
once they get on the trail. Hope your wife doesn't get dragged into
it as an accessory or co-conspirator.

If I were you, and carrying around all of that baggage, I'd keep a
much lower profile.

F.O.A.D. January 11th 14 03:05 AM

Shoes of . . .
 
On 1/10/14, 9:25 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Fri, 10 Jan 2014 18:17:42 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

Earlier today, I noticed that your boy Wayne made a nasty reference to a
poster here, the first I saw upon my return to U.S.A., and, of course,
rec.boats.


===

Not just any "poster", most specifically directed at you. Your kill
file must be leaking again. So how are the Feds doing with that
Fraudulent Conveyance investigation? Those guys can be really tough
once they get on the trail. Hope your wife doesn't get dragged into
it as an accessory or co-conspirator.

If I were you, and carrying around all of that baggage, I'd keep a
much lower profile.



There are no leaks in the septic tank; earlier today I stated here I
took the cover off for most, but not all, of the right-wing posters. I
also stated that for the moment I wasn't going to engage in the
right-wing games here. Obviously, you are one of those who can't seem to
get along without exhibiting your personal nastiness, and I'm sure that
some of your buds here can't get along with it, either.

Have a nice day.




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