On Tue, 17 Dec 2013 14:51:13 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

JohnnyMop just bought one new ladies gun and he's still drooling over that while eying another he wants for Christmas.
He even fantasizes about buying one for his wife.
She should have him committed for a 30 day observation before he does something regrettable.

Hey Squirt, you cute lil' thing you,

I'll bet that little bit of courageous talk will get you a pat on the butt!! Such a display of
manliness - no wonder the FOAD guy likes your ears so much! They've probably got hair growing out of
'em, right?

Oh Spurt Blossom, you are such a joy to have around. Still setting the 'lead to follow', right?

So, what'll it be for ya - Sharia or Mexican?? Pull your head out just long enough to grow some
balls and answer the question. OK?

Bye Squirt!!

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!