On Friday, 1 November 2013 09:36:11 UTC-3, F.O.A.D. wrote:
Eyewitnesses reported that during last night’s 9:15pm Real3D screening

of Gravity, a lone man (later identified as retired ISS Commander Chris

Hadfield) began muttering under his breath and chuckling to himself. By

the 30-minute mark, Hadfield reportedly made numerous rude comments such

as, “Nice Soyuz procedure, Hollywood!” and “Oh yeah, because that’s what

hypoxia as caused by rapid cabin decompression looks like you idiots!.”



“It was the damndest thing,” recounted Isabelle Tremblay. “My boyfriend

and I were like, ‘what a jerk’, and he went back to talk to him. But

then he came back to our seats and he was like ‘I’m pretty sure that was

that astronaut guy. You know, from the news.’ So we just let him go. I

mean, what do you do? An astronaut probably gets George Clooney’s

character struggles a little better than I do.”



Hadfield’s alleged berating of the film continued unabated. During one

crucial and deathly silent scene involving Sandra Bullock’s character’s

desperate attempt to reach her vessel and avoid dying in the void of

space, the man who brought honour and fun to Canadian space exploration

let out a long, piercing, and altogether perfect fart.



Eventually, theatre staff was notified, and the Canadian living legend

was loudly removed from the cinema. Witnesses report that he did not go

quietly. One patron recalled, “The last thing I heard him yelling was,

‘Have you been to space? Because I’ve been to space!’”



“But he’s still a hero, I suppose.”



At press time, Commander Hadfield’s family and friends were really

hoping he never finds out about the 1996 horror classic: Leprechaun In

Space.





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Can't be talking about this guy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RB1ENTayU