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Default remember Monica?

After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a
Mirror... remembering her time with Bill Clinton. Her frustration over her
inability to lose weight was depressing her.In an act of desperation, she
decided to call on God for help...



"God, if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she
prayed.
And just like that, her ears fell off!

What a touching story!


Disclaimer: JUST A JOKE. THIS ONLY A JOKE.
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