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Eisboch[_8_] May 24th 13 11:21 PM

a word about boating
 
A couple of friends I met through the Open Mic nights we conducted
recently bought a used 30' sailboat. They are both new to boating
and excited about their upcoming launch date. I happened to remember
coming across this years ago via this newsgroup and passed the link
along to them to have some fun. Thought I'd re-post the link here
also for anyone about to re-name a boat. It's the famously effective
(and all in fun):

Vigor's Interdenominational
Boat Denaming Ceremony

Here's the link:

http://www.48north.com/mr_offline/denaming.htm





*e#c May 26th 13 12:49 AM

a word about boating
 
On May 24, 6:21*pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
A couple of friends I met through the Open Mic nights we conducted
recently bought a used 30' sailboat. * They are both new to boating
and excited about their upcoming launch date. * I happened to remember
coming across this years ago via this newsgroup and passed the link
along to them to have some fun. *Thought I'd re-post the link here
also for anyone about to re-name a boat. * It's the famously effective
(and all in fun):

Vigor's Interdenominational
Boat Denaming Ceremony

Here's the link:

http://www.48north.com/mr_offline/denaming.htm


Ever play a real ****ing Gig? Oh yeah, I forgot, you're a "bedroom
******", like a few of the others over there.

Hows the Herpes, DICK?

Wayne B May 26th 13 12:55 AM

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On Fri, 24 May 2013 18:21:53 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:

A couple of friends I met through the Open Mic nights we conducted
recently bought a used 30' sailboat. They are both new to boating
and excited about their upcoming launch date. I happened to remember
coming across this years ago via this newsgroup and passed the link
along to them to have some fun. Thought I'd re-post the link here
also for anyone about to re-name a boat. It's the famously effective
(and all in fun):

Vigor's Interdenominational
Boat Denaming Ceremony

Here's the link:

http://www.48north.com/mr_offline/denaming.htm




===

The most important part of all boat naming and denaming rituals is the
copious consumption of libations.

JustWaitAFrekinMinute May 26th 13 03:37 AM

a word about boating
 
On 5/25/2013 10:13 PM, wrote:
On Sat, 25 May 2013 16:49:26 -0700 (PDT), "*e#c"
wrote:

On May 24, 6:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
A couple of friends I met through the Open Mic nights we conducted
recently bought a used 30' sailboat. They are both new to boating
and excited about their upcoming launch date. I happened to remember
coming across this years ago via this newsgroup and passed the link
along to them to have some fun. Thought I'd re-post the link here
also for anyone about to re-name a boat. It's the famously effective
(and all in fun):

Vigor's Interdenominational
Boat Denaming Ceremony

Here's the link:

http://www.48north.com/mr_offline/denaming.htm


Ever play a real ****ing Gig? Oh yeah, I forgot, you're a "bedroom
******", like a few of the others over there.

Hows the Herpes, DICK?


He posted about boats in a boating newsgroup and he gets
crosspostable, lame guitar **** back from an unemployed, tax dodging,
pony tailed, loser?

Wonderful. Go get a life and a boat.


Uh, wrong guy but hey, you got to throw out another lame insult...LOL!
You guys are too predictable..

True North[_2_] May 26th 13 03:08 PM

a word about boating
 
Huh...just what did Bay say that wouldn't apply to both you and Dickson equally?

True North[_2_] May 26th 13 03:50 PM

a word about boating
 
Ooops..you have a ponytail..Dickson has Brillo head.
All else ..clone like except in a slightly smaller pkg for you.

JustWaitAFrekinMinute May 26th 13 03:57 PM

a word about boating
 
On 5/26/2013 10:50 AM, True North wrote:
Ooops..you have a ponytail..Dickson has Brillo head.
All else ..clone like except in a slightly smaller pkg for you.


Off on your daily troll trip huh... and it's me that's gonna' get folks
calling names he) LOL!

iBoaterer[_3_] May 26th 13 05:53 PM

a word about boating
 
In article ,
says...

On Sat, 25 May 2013 16:49:26 -0700 (PDT), "*e#c"
wrote:

On May 24, 6:21*pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
A couple of friends I met through the Open Mic nights we conducted
recently bought a used 30' sailboat. * They are both new to boating
and excited about their upcoming launch date. * I happened to remember
coming across this years ago via this newsgroup and passed the link
along to them to have some fun. *Thought I'd re-post the link here
also for anyone about to re-name a boat. * It's the famously effective
(and all in fun):

Vigor's Interdenominational
Boat Denaming Ceremony

Here's the link:

http://www.48north.com/mr_offline/denaming.htm


Ever play a real ****ing Gig? Oh yeah, I forgot, you're a "bedroom
******", like a few of the others over there.

Hows the Herpes, DICK?


He posted about boats in a boating newsgroup and he gets
crosspostable, lame guitar **** back from an unemployed, tax dodging,
pony tailed, loser?

Wonderful. Go get a life and a boat.


Are you talking about Scotty or slammer??!!!!!

iBoaterer[_3_] May 26th 13 05:54 PM

a word about boating
 
In article ,
says...

Ooops..you have a ponytail..Dickson has Brillo head.
All else ..clone like except in a slightly smaller pkg for you.


Yes, they both are about as low class as you can get.

iBoaterer[_3_] May 26th 13 05:54 PM

a word about boating
 
In article ,
says...

On 5/26/2013 10:50 AM, True North wrote:
Ooops..you have a ponytail..Dickson has Brillo head.
All else ..clone like except in a slightly smaller pkg for you.


Off on your daily troll trip huh... and it's me that's gonna' get folks
calling names he) LOL!


Yes, it is.

*e#c May 26th 13 09:05 PM

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On May 26, 12:54*pm, iBoaterer wrote:
In article ,
says...



Ooops..you have a ponytail..Dickson has Brillo head.
All else ..clone like except in a slightly smaller pkg for you.


Yes, they both are about as low class as you can get.


Just like you, " roid rage "....Paaaaahahahahahahahahaha

John H[_2_] May 27th 13 01:07 PM

a word about boating
 
On Sat, 25 May 2013 22:13:37 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 25 May 2013 16:49:26 -0700 (PDT), "*e#c"
wrote:

On May 24, 6:21*pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
A couple of friends I met through the Open Mic nights we conducted
recently bought a used 30' sailboat. * They are both new to boating
and excited about their upcoming launch date. * I happened to remember
coming across this years ago via this newsgroup and passed the link
along to them to have some fun. *Thought I'd re-post the link here
also for anyone about to re-name a boat. * It's the famously effective
(and all in fun):

Vigor's Interdenominational
Boat Denaming Ceremony

Here's the link:

http://www.48north.com/mr_offline/denaming.htm



Why continue the ****?

John H.
--

Hope you're having a great day!

Eisboch[_8_] May 27th 13 01:17 PM

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"John H" wrote in message
...

On Sat, 25 May 2013 22:13:37 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 25 May 2013 16:49:26 -0700 (PDT), "*e#c"
wrote:

On May 24, 6:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
A couple of friends I met through the Open Mic nights we conducted
recently bought a used 30' sailboat. They are both new to
boating
and excited about their upcoming launch date. I happened to
remember
coming across this years ago via this newsgroup and passed the
link
along to them to have some fun. Thought I'd re-post the link here
also for anyone about to re-name a boat. It's the famously
effective
(and all in fun):

Vigor's Interdenominational
Boat Denaming Ceremony

Here's the link:

http://www.48north.com/mr_offline/denaming.htm



Why continue the ****?

John H.

----------------------------------

What "****"? Damn post was boating related.


Hank©[_2_] May 27th 13 01:28 PM

a word about boating
 
On 5/27/2013 8:17 AM, Eisboch wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
...

On Sat, 25 May 2013 22:13:37 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 25 May 2013 16:49:26 -0700 (PDT), "*e#c"
wrote:

On May 24, 6:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
A couple of friends I met through the Open Mic nights we conducted
recently bought a used 30' sailboat. They are both new to boating
and excited about their upcoming launch date. I happened to remember
coming across this years ago via this newsgroup and passed the link
along to them to have some fun. Thought I'd re-post the link here
also for anyone about to re-name a boat. It's the famously effective
(and all in fun):

Vigor's Interdenominational
Boat Denaming Ceremony

Here's the link:

http://www.48north.com/mr_offline/denaming.htm


Why continue the ****?

John H.

----------------------------------

What "****"? Damn post was boating related.


John was referring to Bayboat and Scott Dixon. He unfortunately caught
the Donnie disease and cut out what he was referring to. Hey, **** happens!

Eisboch[_8_] May 27th 13 01:35 PM

a word about boating
 


"Hank©" wrote in message
eb.com...

On 5/27/2013 8:17 AM, Eisboch wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
...

On Sat, 25 May 2013 22:13:37 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 25 May 2013 16:49:26 -0700 (PDT), "*e#c"
wrote:

On May 24, 6:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
A couple of friends I met through the Open Mic nights we
conducted
recently bought a used 30' sailboat. They are both new to
boating
and excited about their upcoming launch date. I happened to
remember
coming across this years ago via this newsgroup and passed the
link
along to them to have some fun. Thought I'd re-post the link
here
also for anyone about to re-name a boat. It's the famously
effective
(and all in fun):

Vigor's Interdenominational
Boat Denaming Ceremony

Here's the link:

http://www.48north.com/mr_offline/denaming.htm


Why continue the ****?

John H.

----------------------------------

What "****"? Damn post was boating related.


John was referring to Bayboat and Scott Dixon. He unfortunately caught
the Donnie disease and cut out what he was referring to. Hey, ****
happens!

-------------------

Oh. Then he's excused.


John H[_2_] May 27th 13 04:43 PM

a word about boating
 
On Mon, 27 May 2013 08:17:14 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:



"John H" wrote in message
.. .

On Sat, 25 May 2013 22:13:37 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 25 May 2013 16:49:26 -0700 (PDT), "*e#c"
wrote:

On May 24, 6:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
A couple of friends I met through the Open Mic nights we conducted
recently bought a used 30' sailboat. They are both new to
boating
and excited about their upcoming launch date. I happened to
remember
coming across this years ago via this newsgroup and passed the
link
along to them to have some fun. Thought I'd re-post the link here
also for anyone about to re-name a boat. It's the famously
effective
(and all in fun):

Vigor's Interdenominational
Boat Denaming Ceremony

Here's the link:

http://www.48north.com/mr_offline/denaming.htm


Why continue the ****?

John H.

----------------------------------

What "****"? Damn post was boating related.



John H.
--

Hope you're having a great day!

John H[_2_] May 27th 13 04:45 PM

a word about boating
 
On Mon, 27 May 2013 08:17:14 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:



"John H" wrote in message
.. .

On Sat, 25 May 2013 22:13:37 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 25 May 2013 16:49:26 -0700 (PDT), "*e#c"
wrote:

On May 24, 6:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
A couple of friends I met through the Open Mic nights we conducted
recently bought a used 30' sailboat. They are both new to
boating
and excited about their upcoming launch date. I happened to
remember
coming across this years ago via this newsgroup and passed the
link
along to them to have some fun. Thought I'd re-post the link here
also for anyone about to re-name a boat. It's the famously
effective
(and all in fun):

Vigor's Interdenominational
Boat Denaming Ceremony

Here's the link:

http://www.48north.com/mr_offline/denaming.htm


Why continue the ****?

John H.

----------------------------------

What "****"? Damn post was boating related.


My response was to the '****' following your post - made by a fool whose name I can't remember.

Perhaps my deletion of the **** was confusing.

John H.
--

Hope you're having a great day!

John H[_2_] May 27th 13 04:46 PM

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On Mon, 27 May 2013 08:28:55 -0400, Hank© wrote:

On 5/27/2013 8:17 AM, Eisboch wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
...

On Sat, 25 May 2013 22:13:37 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 25 May 2013 16:49:26 -0700 (PDT), "*e#c"
wrote:

On May 24, 6:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
A couple of friends I met through the Open Mic nights we conducted
recently bought a used 30' sailboat. They are both new to boating
and excited about their upcoming launch date. I happened to remember
coming across this years ago via this newsgroup and passed the link
along to them to have some fun. Thought I'd re-post the link here
also for anyone about to re-name a boat. It's the famously effective
(and all in fun):

Vigor's Interdenominational
Boat Denaming Ceremony

Here's the link:

http://www.48north.com/mr_offline/denaming.htm


Why continue the ****?

John H.

----------------------------------

What "****"? Damn post was boating related.


John was referring to Bayboat and Scott Dixon. He unfortunately caught
the Donnie disease and cut out what he was referring to. Hey, **** happens!


Actually, I purposely cut out the ****. But I suppose I should have left a bit of **** just for
****'s sake.

John H.
--

Hope you're having a great day!

Hank©[_2_] May 28th 13 12:51 AM

a word about boating
 
On 5/27/2013 11:46 AM, John H wrote:
On Mon, 27 May 2013 08:28:55 -0400, Hank© wrote:

On 5/27/2013 8:17 AM, Eisboch wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
...

On Sat, 25 May 2013 22:13:37 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 25 May 2013 16:49:26 -0700 (PDT), "*e#c"
wrote:

On May 24, 6:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
A couple of friends I met through the Open Mic nights we conducted
recently bought a used 30' sailboat. They are both new to boating
and excited about their upcoming launch date. I happened to remember
coming across this years ago via this newsgroup and passed the link
along to them to have some fun. Thought I'd re-post the link here
also for anyone about to re-name a boat. It's the famously effective
(and all in fun):

Vigor's Interdenominational
Boat Denaming Ceremony

Here's the link:

http://www.48north.com/mr_offline/denaming.htm


Why continue the ****?

John H.

----------------------------------

What "****"? Damn post was boating related.


John was referring to Bayboat and Scott Dixon. He unfortunately caught
the Donnie disease and cut out what he was referring to. Hey, **** happens!


Actually, I purposely cut out the ****. But I suppose I should have left a bit of **** just for
****'s sake.

John H.

No ****!

iBoaterer[_3_] May 28th 13 06:00 PM

a word about boating
 
In article ,
says...

In article ,

says...


On Mon, 27 May 2013 08:17:14 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:



"John H" wrote in message
. ..

On Sat, 25 May 2013 22:13:37 -0400,
wrote:

On Sat, 25 May 2013 16:49:26 -0700 (PDT), "*e#c"
wrote:

On May 24, 6:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
A couple of friends I met through the Open Mic nights we conducted
recently bought a used 30' sailboat. They are both new to
boating
and excited about their upcoming launch date. I happened to
remember
coming across this years ago via this newsgroup and passed the
link
along to them to have some fun. Thought I'd re-post the link here
also for anyone about to re-name a boat. It's the famously
effective
(and all in fun):

Vigor's Interdenominational
Boat Denaming Ceremony

Here's the link:

http://www.48north.com/mr_offline/denaming.htm


Why continue the ****?

John H.

----------------------------------

What "****"? Damn post was boating related.


My response was to the '****' following your post - made by a fool whose name

I
can't remember.

Perhaps my deletion of the **** was confusing.

John H.
--

Hope you're having a great day!


How old are you guys? Ten?


Uh oh, now you've said something about the FOX sheeple, you'll be
KevinLoogyPlumeHarryEtc.

Earl[_88_] May 31st 13 01:09 AM

a word about boating
 
True North wrote:
Ooops..you have a ponytail..Dickson has Brillo head.
All else ..clone like except in a slightly smaller pkg for you.

This imbecile just posted:

Trouble with posting pictures is..the usual low lifes will want to use them to harass, belittle and intimidate every chance they get.

He is defining himself. What a ****ing jackass.



JustWaitAFrekinMinute May 31st 13 03:26 AM

a word about boating
 
On 5/30/2013 8:09 PM, Earl wrote:
True North wrote:
Ooops..you have a ponytail..Dickson has Brillo head.
All else ..clone like except in a slightly smaller pkg for you.

This imbecile just posted:

Trouble with posting pictures is..the usual low lifes will want to use
them to harass, belittle and intimidate every chance they get.

He is defining himself. What a ****ing jackass.


Ya kiss the ring, you get a pass...snerk

iBoaterer[_3_] May 31st 13 02:29 PM

a word about boating
 
In article ,
says...

On 5/30/2013 8:09 PM, Earl wrote:
True North wrote:
Ooops..you have a ponytail..Dickson has Brillo head.
All else ..clone like except in a slightly smaller pkg for you.

This imbecile just posted:

Trouble with posting pictures is..the usual low lifes will want to use
them to harass, belittle and intimidate every chance they get.

He is defining himself. What a ****ing jackass.


Ya kiss the ring, you get a pass...snerk


What is THIS insane babble about?

True North[_2_] May 31st 13 02:51 PM

a word about boating
 
On Thursday, 30 May 2013 23:26:36 UTC-3, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:



Ya kiss the ring, you get a pass...snerk


Well.. you kiss the ass of the worst disruptive element in here (Dickson, Hank alias FlautelentJim & Dingy Dan Kruger alais Earl) and they sure do give you "a pass"!


Hank©[_2_] May 31st 13 03:27 PM

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On 5/31/2013 9:51 AM, True North wrote:
On Thursday, 30 May 2013 23:26:36 UTC-3, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:



Ya kiss the ring, you get a pass...snerk


Well.. you kiss the ass of the worst disruptive element in here (Dickson, Hank alias FlautelentJim & Dingy Dan Kruger alais Earl) and they sure do give you "a pass"!


Well well well. Not a word about boating. Just your incessant whining.

Tim June 1st 13 03:45 AM

a word about boating
 
On May 24, 5:21*pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
A couple of friends I met through the Open Mic nights we conducted
recently bought a used 30' sailboat. * They are both new to boating
and excited about their upcoming launch date. * I happened to remember
coming across this years ago via this newsgroup and passed the link
along to them to have some fun. *Thought I'd re-post the link here
also for anyone about to re-name a boat. * It's the famously effective
(and all in fun):

Vigor's Interdenominational
Boat Denaming Ceremony

Here's the link:

http://www.48north.com/mr_offline/denaming.htm


Richard, It didn't matter if it was 'christened' before my ownership.
I just called 'em 'boat' and didn't worry about it...

Eisboch[_8_] June 1st 13 04:20 AM

a word about boating
 


"Tim" wrote in message
...

On May 24, 5:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
A couple of friends I met through the Open Mic nights we conducted
recently bought a used 30' sailboat. They are both new to boating
and excited about their upcoming launch date. I happened to
remember
coming across this years ago via this newsgroup and passed the link
along to them to have some fun. Thought I'd re-post the link here
also for anyone about to re-name a boat. It's the famously
effective
(and all in fun):

Vigor's Interdenominational
Boat Denaming Ceremony

Here's the link:

http://www.48north.com/mr_offline/denaming.htm


Richard, It didn't matter if it was 'christened' before my ownership.
I just called 'em 'boat' and didn't worry about it...

----------------------------------------------

Neptune will not be pleased.



Tim June 1st 13 04:24 AM

a word about boating
 
On May 31, 10:20*pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
"Tim" *wrote in message

...

On May 24, 5:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:









A couple of friends I met through the Open Mic nights we conducted
recently bought a used 30' sailboat. * They are both new to boating
and excited about their upcoming launch date. * I happened to
remember
coming across this years ago via this newsgroup and passed the link
along to them to have some fun. *Thought I'd re-post the link here
also for anyone about to re-name a boat. * It's the famously
effective
(and all in fun):


Vigor's Interdenominational
Boat Denaming Ceremony


Here's the link:


http://www.48north.com/mr_offline/denaming.htm


Richard, It didn't matter if it was 'christened' before my ownership.
I just called 'em 'boat' and didn't worry about it...

----------------------------------------------

Neptune will not be pleased.


However, there have been times that calling them 'boats' would have
been complimentary... Maybe Neptune did get the last laugh after
all...

Oh well....


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