Photo below shows the speakers today at the CPAC meeting, the meeting
of all the country's bat**** crazy conservatives.

Associated with each photo is the time they've been allocated to speak.

There actually is a national pool, I am told, that will evaluate which
speaker says the craziest **** during his or her presentation.

http://tinyurl.com/d8fd9jq

My money would be on the keynoter.