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True North[_2_] February 21st 13 01:44 AM

Yo jps!
 
On Wednesday, 20 February 2013 21:39:47 UTC-4, wrote:
On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 15:14:15 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:



How's your dog doing?




Mr Ed is back. He is jumping out of the boat and everything. He took a

swim with the dolphins just this week.


Good news. I hope he enjoys whatever time is alloted to him.


Urin Asshole February 21st 13 01:44 AM

Yo jps!
 
On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 15:51:46 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 2/20/13 3:39 PM, Urin Asshole wrote:
On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 03:47:54 -0800 (PST), wrote:

On Wednesday, February 20, 2013 2:20:49 AM UTC-5, wrote:
On Tue, 19 Feb 2013 12:27:23 -0800, Urin Asshole

wrote:





Well, you really don't know **** about much, Mr. former IBM expert.

Never heard about stalking? Feel free, but I'm gonna pass.



If anyone wants to stalk me, I am in the book, come on by.

I choose not to live in paranoia.


Hey Greg,

Have you notice that urine presents much like the late plum, the left coast "she" lawyer that was considering a partnership in a sailboat? It uses many of the same phrases, the same nonsensical circular "logic". I believe "it" may have transformed into the pee rectum.


Have you noticed that you present much like a piece of **** that
someone stepped in and then tracked in on the carpet? Who the **** is
plum? Is that who's stuck up your tight little ass?


Plum was a gal who used to post here and who totally flummoxed the
right-wing nitwits.


Interesting but it's not that hard to **** them up. Palin is about
their level.

Urin Asshole February 21st 13 01:45 AM

Yo jps!
 
On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 15:52:29 -0500, Salmonbait
wrote:

On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 15:08:57 -0500, wrote:

On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 09:56:17 -0500, Salmonbait
wrote:

On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 02:20:49 -0500,
wrote:

I am in the book, come on by.
I choose not to live in paranoia.

How far do you live from Orlando? My wife has a convention down there in June. She's flying down and
I'm bringing the trailer to meet up with her at the Disneyland park when her convention is over.

Salmonbait


John, I am near Ft Myers, that is about 4 hours from Orlando but if
you want to come by we can have a beer and maybe a boat ride.


May do so. My wife wants us to leave two days before her four-day convention starts. That leaves me
sitting in a campground for four days. Don't think that's going to happen, but if it does I'll give
you a call. Give Tim permission to give me your number next time you talk to him.

Salmonbait


Her convention with a real man?

Wayne B February 21st 13 01:48 AM

Yo jps!
 
On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 15:08:57 -0500, wrote:

How far do you live from Orlando? My wife has a convention down there in June. She's flying down and
I'm bringing the trailer to meet up with her at the Disneyland park when her convention is over.

Salmonbait


John, I am near Ft Myers, that is about 4 hours from Orlando but if
you want to come by we can have a beer and maybe a boat ride.


======

We may be back from the Carib by then. We're about 30 mins from
Greg, ditto on the offer.


F.O.A.D. February 21st 13 02:41 AM

Yo jps!
 
On 2/20/13 8:39 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 15:14:15 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

How's your dog doing?


Mr Ed is back. He is jumping out of the boat and everything. He took a
swim with the dolphins just this week.


Good to read!

--
I'm a *Liberal* because I knew the militant christian fundamentalist
racist militaristic xenophobic corporate oligarchy wasn't going to work
for me.

Wayne B February 21st 13 03:03 AM

Yo jps!
 
On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 20:41:28 -0500, wrote:

On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 15:31:58 -0500, iBoaterer wrote:

In article ,
says...


I have had an online presence for over 25 years and Asshole is the
closest to a stalker I have ever encountered.
I still have no fear that he will ever show up at my house.


So, again, that means that it can't happen?


I might get hit by a meteor too but I am not going to let it dominate
my life.


=======

I kind of wish he would show up at our house, preferably with a
crowbar in his hand.

Moral of the story: Never bring a crowbar to a gun fight.


F.O.A.D. February 21st 13 03:10 AM

Yo jps!
 
On 2/20/13 10:03 PM, Wayne B wrote:
On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 20:41:28 -0500, wrote:

On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 15:31:58 -0500, iBoaterer wrote:

In article ,
says...

I have had an online presence for over 25 years and Asshole is the
closest to a stalker I have ever encountered.
I still have no fear that he will ever show up at my house.

So, again, that means that it can't happen?


I might get hit by a meteor too but I am not going to let it dominate
my life.


=======

I kind of wish he would show up at our house, preferably with a
crowbar in his hand.

Moral of the story: Never bring a crowbar to a gun fight.


W'hine...tough guy bankster.

--
I'm a *Liberal* because I knew the militant christian fundamentalist
racist militaristic xenophobic corporate oligarchy wasn't going to work
for me.

Urin Asshole February 21st 13 07:15 AM

Yo jps!
 
On Thu, 21 Feb 2013 00:02:43 -0500, wrote:

On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 23:03:24 -0400, Wayne B
wrote:

I kind of wish he would show up at our house, preferably with a
crowbar in his hand.


I always assume people are basically good and given the chance they
can at least be civil, at best, be friends.
I am usually the guy who dives in the middle of our little HOA
squabbles and I can generally at least get a handshake and an
agreement to peacefully disagree. .


Sure. We'll call you Mr. Ref from now on. Will that satisfy your
outsized ego?

JustWaitAFrekinMinute February 21st 13 09:40 AM

Yo jps!
 
On 2/20/2013 11:55 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 17:44:03 -0800 (PST), True North
wrote:

On Wednesday, 20 February 2013 21:39:47 UTC-4, wrote:
On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 15:14:15 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:



How's your dog doing?



Mr Ed is back. He is jumping out of the boat and everything. He took a

swim with the dolphins just this week.


Good news. I hope he enjoys whatever time is alloted to him.


Labs don't really live that long anyway but I think he will live out a
normal life.
I am glad he is back in good shape and a happy dog again. He got his
appetite back and he is up to his normal 112 pounds or so.


Oh no ****, that's great!

Wayne B February 21st 13 10:28 AM

Yo jps!
 
On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 23:58:23 -0500, wrote:

On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:48:13 -0400, Wayne B
wrote:

On Wed, 20 Feb 2013 15:08:57 -0500,
wrote:

How far do you live from Orlando? My wife has a convention down there in June. She's flying down and
I'm bringing the trailer to meet up with her at the Disneyland park when her convention is over.

Salmonbait

John, I am near Ft Myers, that is about 4 hours from Orlando but if
you want to come by we can have a beer and maybe a boat ride.


======

We may be back from the Carib by then. We're about 30 mins from
Greg, ditto on the offer.


Wayne has a nicer boat but if you want the jungle cruise through the
mangroves you have to go with me. ;-)

Either way maybe we can hook up for lunch at Doc Fords or something.


====

I highly recommend the jungle cruise. :-)



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