Why Mitt Romney is Unlikable!

A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not
being "likable" or that he doesn't "relate well" to people. Frankly, we
struggled to understand why. So after much research, we have come up
with a Top Ten List to explain why he is not liked.


Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney:

1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with gracious,
statesmanlike aura. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice for
Commander-in-Chief.

2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has
been faithful to her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and MS.

3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is
that?)

4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher
voice" when necessary.

5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both
Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School...and by the way, his
academic records are NOT sealed.

6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done
drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too
square for today's America?

7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people
believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and
became a SUCCESS!

8. Has a family of five great sons....and none of them
have police records or are in drug rehab. But of course, they were
raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that "choice" deserves America's scorn.

9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of
that very strange religion that teaches its members to be clean-living,
patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.

10. And one more point.....pundits say because of his
wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's because he
made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it
from Dad. Apparently, he didn't understand that actually working at a
job and earning your own money made you un-relatable to Americans.

My goodness, it's a strange world, isn't it?